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Grim Reaper
10-31-2013, 01:02 AM
You are here because you are dead.

The first rule of The Underworld is that you do not talk about The Underworld outside of The Underworld.

Your job as minions of The Underworld is to entice as many other members as possible to talk about death, dying, Hell, Halloween and any other morbid topic around the rest of the forums so I can do my job and reap their souls.

This is a time-sensitive issue, minions. I need to reap as many souls before the end of Halloween.

If you have any questions about the person in charge or the other guy in the other place, or about death or general afterlife concerns, ask and I will answer as best I can.

Ghosteses
10-31-2013, 01:08 AM
now that i am dead. do i need to go to the bathroom anymore? or better yet... can i fly?

Grim Reaper
10-31-2013, 01:13 AM
now that i am dead. do i need to go to the bathroom anymore?

You tell me.


can i fly?

Think of a wonderful thought. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf00mEe9EOs)

Ghosteses
10-31-2013, 01:27 AM
do you still go to the bathroom? xD

Grim Reaper
10-31-2013, 01:29 AM
Certainly not. I am not nor have ever been a human.

Ghosteses
10-31-2013, 01:50 AM
well since there appears to be no bathrooms about... i assume i do not have to worry about such earthly things anymore xD

i however refuse to be responsible for peoples deathseses ;o

Grim Reaper
10-31-2013, 01:53 AM
A shame. I thought you'd want more company down here.

Ghosteses
10-31-2013, 01:58 AM
oh i do =D i just could not live with myself if i caused there souls to be taken here by such a awesome person as yourself

theundeadhero
10-31-2013, 02:11 AM
Oh, you don't have to live with yourself. The reaper and I aren't even living at all. We're dead, but we can live with it.

livingdeadgirl
10-31-2013, 02:26 AM
Living is such a heartbreak anyways. You should stay down here with me. Forever.

Huckleberry Quin
10-31-2013, 05:05 AM
Would you like to play a game of Battleships?

Grim Reaper
10-31-2013, 05:18 AM
Yeah, okay, sounds fun.

Huckleberry Quin
10-31-2013, 05:19 AM
Righto. Ladies first, so your move.

Grim Reaper
10-31-2013, 05:24 AM
How'd you know it was me (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_(DC_Comics))?

A4.

Huckleberry Quin
10-31-2013, 05:32 AM
Just assumed, because of the dress.

Miss.

J10.

Grim Reaper
10-31-2013, 06:24 AM
E9.

Ayen
10-31-2013, 06:27 AM
I was wondering what the dearly departed thing was about.

I don't know why everyone is always fussing about death, I didn't feel a thing.

The Man
10-31-2013, 06:29 AM
Ďa! Fhtagn!

Huckleberry Quin
10-31-2013, 06:50 AM
You're supposed to tell me if I hit or miss, Grim. :colbert:

Grim Reaper
10-31-2013, 07:31 AM
Right. I thought you were calling me miss because of my identity.

Miss.

Huckleberry Quin
10-31-2013, 07:37 AM
Hah! :up:

E9, Miss.

A1.

noxious.sunshine
10-31-2013, 09:35 AM
Certainly not. I am not nor have ever been a human.

No Ghosty. He's a tall skeleton figure in a hooded Snuggie with a scythe and a Jamaican accent and no visible feet.

See!?

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/The_9c5db0_2472829.jpg

Jinx
10-31-2013, 02:55 PM
He's also a dirty cheat at board games.

NorthernChaosGod
10-31-2013, 02:59 PM
So how mad would you be if I decided to be like Spawn and revolt? I didn't want to die. :colbert:

Jinx
10-31-2013, 03:12 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/lounge/152594-how-do-you-like-your-horror.html#post3324558

http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/152595-vampires-werewolves-ghosts-oh-my.html#post3324559

Doing my part!

Grim Reaper
10-31-2013, 09:03 PM
And I thank you for it, little lady.


Hah! :up:


E9, Miss.


A1.

Ooh, got one.

M6.

escobert
10-31-2013, 10:58 PM
wth. I don't come to this place enough for these things!

Steve
10-31-2013, 11:46 PM
So I died for what sins?

Ultima Shadow
11-01-2013, 01:07 AM
Your job as minions of The Underworld is to entice as many other members as possible to talk about death, dying, Hell, Halloween and any other morbid topic around the rest of the forums so I can do my job and reap their souls.

I take full credit for Psy, Pete, Old Manus and Red Pill. My death trap was a success!







http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c344/AGAFURO/Bernkastel2.png
"...except it was all my idea. Now,
go make another thread already you
worthless minion, or I shall send you
straight to... well... right over there."








...nah, I'm too busy getting wasted on Pumpkin Ale.

No, seriously. Pumpkin Ale. Awesome stuff.

Shorty
11-01-2013, 01:09 AM
I want to try pumpkin ale!

I tried a pumpkin latte the other day. It was good at first and then it wasn't. :stare:

Ultima Shadow
11-01-2013, 01:28 AM
Samuel Adam's pumpkin ale is a little like that. It never really gets bad, but the first half of the bottle is better than the second half, basically. :p

I really, really like Hoppin’ Frog Double Pumpkin Ale though. It's like... pumpkin pie, but beer.

Ghosteses
11-01-2013, 03:39 AM
http://home.eyesonff.com/lounge/152594-how-do-you-like-your-horror.html#post3324558

http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/152595-vampires-werewolves-ghosts-oh-my.html#post3324559

Doing my part!

people mention ghosts a lot. makes me nervous... yes. ghosts get nervous.

Huckleberry Quin
11-01-2013, 04:01 AM
And I thank you for it, little lady.


Hah! :up:


E9, Miss.


A1.

Ooh, got one.

M6.

Miss.

M5, southbound past Tiverton.

Lone Wolf Leonhart
11-02-2013, 08:03 AM
Would you like to play a game of Battleships?
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - Playing Battleship with Death

HkZeUa53Jyg

Huckleberry Quin
11-02-2013, 12:34 PM
Haha, wow! What a crazy random happenstance!

Del Murder
11-04-2013, 09:09 AM
I don't understand why I'm here? I never mentioned Candlejack even on

TrollHunter
11-07-2013, 07:21 PM
Totally just realized that I'm dead. I noticed the underworld forum but never cared to check it.
Guess I'm like that guy from the Sixth Sense. -shrugs- Oh well.

Can we still get people killed?