Welcome to The Underworld.

[Grim Reaper]

You are here because you are dead.

The first rule of The Underworld is that you do not talk about The Underworld outside of The Underworld.

Your job as minions of The Underworld is to entice as many other members as possible to talk about death, dying, Hell, Halloween and any other morbid topic around the rest of the forums so I can do my job and reap their souls.

This is a time-sensitive issue, minions. I need to reap as many souls before the end of Halloween.

If you have any questions about the person in charge or the other guy in the other place, or about death or general afterlife concerns, ask and I will answer as best I can.

[Ghosteses]

now that i am dead. do i need to go to the bathroom anymore? or better yet... can i fly?

[Grim Reaper]

now that i am dead. do i need to go to the bathroom anymore?

You tell me.


can i fly?

Think of a wonderful thought. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf00mEe9EOs)

[Ghosteses]

do you still go to the bathroom? xD

[Grim Reaper]

Certainly not. I am not nor have ever been a human.

[Ghosteses]

well since there appears to be no bathrooms about... i assume i do not have to worry about such earthly things anymore xD

i however refuse to be responsible for peoples deathseses ;o

[Grim Reaper]

A shame. I thought you'd want more company down here.

[Ghosteses]

oh i do =D i just could not live with myself if i caused there souls to be taken here by such a awesome person as yourself

[theundeadhero]

Oh, you don't have to live with yourself. The reaper and I aren't even living at all. We're dead, but we can live with it.

[livingdeadgirl]

Living is such a heartbreak anyways. You should stay down here with me. Forever.

[Quindiana Jones]

Would you like to play a game of Battleships?

[Grim Reaper]

Yeah, okay, sounds fun.

[Quindiana Jones]

Righto. Ladies first, so your move.

[Grim Reaper]

How'd you know it was me (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_(DC_Comics))?

A4.

[Quindiana Jones]

Just assumed, because of the dress.

Miss.

J10.

[Grim Reaper]

E9.

[Ayen]

I was wondering what the dearly departed thing was about.

I don't know why everyone is always fussing about death, I didn't feel a thing.

[The Man]

Ïa! Fhtagn!

[Quindiana Jones]

You're supposed to tell me if I hit or miss, Grim. :colbert:

[Grim Reaper]

Right. I thought you were calling me miss because of my identity.

Miss.

[Quindiana Jones]

Hah! :up:

E9, Miss.

A1.

[noxious.sunshine]

Certainly not. I am not nor have ever been a human.

No Ghosty. He's a tall skeleton figure in a hooded Snuggie with a scythe and a Jamaican accent and no visible feet.

See!?

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/The_9c5db0_2472829.jpg

[NorthernChaosGod]

So how mad would you be if I decided to be like Spawn and revolt? I didn't want to die. :colbert:

[Grim Reaper]

And I thank you for it, little lady.


Hah! :up:


E9, Miss.


A1.

Ooh, got one.

M6.

[escobert]

wth. I don't come to this place enough for these things!

[Iceglow]

So I died for what sins?

[Ultima Shadow]

Your job as minions of The Underworld is to entice as many other members as possible to talk about death, dying, Hell, Halloween and any other morbid topic around the rest of the forums so I can do my job and reap their souls.

I take full credit for Psy, Pete, Old Manus and Red Pill. My death trap was a success!







http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c344/AGAFURO/Bernkastel2.png
"...except it was all my idea. Now,
go make another thread already you
worthless minion, or I shall send you
straight to... well... right over there."








...nah, I'm too busy getting wasted on Pumpkin Ale.

No, seriously. Pumpkin Ale. Awesome stuff.

[Shorty]

I want to try pumpkin ale!

I tried a pumpkin latte the other day. It was good at first and then it wasn't. :stare:

[Ultima Shadow]

Samuel Adam's pumpkin ale is a little like that. It never really gets bad, but the first half of the bottle is better than the second half, basically. :p

I really, really like Hoppin’ Frog Double Pumpkin Ale though. It's like... pumpkin pie, but beer.

[Ghosteses]

http://home.eyesonff.com/lounge/152594-how-do-you-like-your-horror.html#post3324558

http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/152595-vampires-werewolves-ghosts-oh-my.html#post3324559

Doing my part!

people mention ghosts a lot. makes me nervous... yes. ghosts get nervous.

[Quindiana Jones]

And I thank you for it, little lady.


Hah! :up:


E9, Miss.


A1.

Ooh, got one.

M6.

Miss.

M5, southbound past Tiverton.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Would you like to play a game of Battleships?
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - Playing Battleship with Death

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[Quindiana Jones]

Haha, wow! What a crazy random happenstance!

[Del Murder]

I don't understand why I'm here? I never mentioned Candlejack even on

[TrollHunter]

Totally just realized that I'm dead. I noticed the underworld forum but never cared to check it.
Guess I'm like that guy from the Sixth Sense. -shrugs- Oh well.

Can we still get people killed?