Staff must be up to something.

[Jinx]

The top five posters of the week are

1. Shorty
2. Shlup
3. Freya
4. Loony BoB
5. Del Murder

with Locky coming in sixth, Pike in seventh, and Psychotic in tenth.

What heinous and evil things do you think they're plotting in the staff forum right now?

[Jessweeee♪]

I bet they're plotting about making posts all of the time :shifty:

[Shlup]

I don't know about everyone else, but I've been expressing milk a lot more over the last few days so I've got a lot more time to sit at my computer and not be productive.

[Night Fury]

I bet they're plotting about making posts all of the time :shifty:

This is actually a lot closer to the truth than you think.

[LocoColt04]

Well I've never been able to use an excuse like Shlup's, but I definitely have more posts in my staff forum than any other area over the course of 11 years, so... I wouldn't be surprised!

Maybe there's a staff-only spam thread. :colbert:

[Hollycat]

They're planning a surprise birthday thread for Laddy.

[Calliope]

http://i.imgflip.com/4v0vi.jpg

I call shenanigans!

Edit: If I had to guess, I'd say they are plotting some sort of competition to tie in with the release of the cinematic Hunger Games sequel.

[Shlup]

Does the top posters for the week even count posts in the staff forum when the normies are looking at it?

[Raistlin]

I believe so.

Also, the staff is plotting what the staff plots every day: how to take over the world make fun of Iceglow.

[Slothy]

I believe so.

Also, the staff is plotting what the staff plots every day: how to take over the world make fun of Iceglow.

I can confirm this to be the only thing anyone in the staff forum ever talks about.

[Shorty]

If I had to guess, I'd say they are plotting some sort of competition to tie in with the release of the cinematic Hunger Games sequel.

If you are referring to a competition in which we pluck members' names out of a special hat and make the contenders engage in a battle royale for staff amusement, you would not be wrong.

[LocoColt04]

Wait.

Why would you pluck from a special hat when you could have a different hat sort them for you?

[Shorty]

This isn't Hogwarts. Get your shit together.

[NorthernChaosGod]

This isn't Hogwarts. Get your shit together.

Yeah, this place would be better if it were.

[Shorty]

Because we wouldn't let your lot in, yes. :aimkiss:

[LocoColt04]

This isn't Hogwarts. Get your trout together.

Yeah, this place would be better if it were.DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM

I mean, acquiring the sorting hat would reduce your workload tenfold.

[Elskidor]

Something evil, no doubt.

[Madame Adequate]

What are we talking about in the staff forum?

Oh ho, wouldn't you like to know.

The things I could reveal. :smug:

[LocoColt04]

Yes, the things you COULD reveal.

I bet it has something to do with a certain... prize... of a sort... (psst, it's totally the 18th in like 3/4 of the world now, so I definitely started ours)

[Freya]

Things we don't even want to reveal that milf talks about :zombie:

And hay, I am also one of the top thread posters. Which DON'T count staff forum. So THERE! Maybe it isn't so much that staff is up to something or you guys need to post more around the forums. It has been slow around here lately. Chop chop people chop chop.

[LocoColt04]

Things we don't even want to reveal that milf talks about :zombie:I officially love this statement.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Because we wouldn't let your lot in, yes. :aimkiss:

Of us two, you're clearly the most muggle. I'm fucking magical.

[Psychotic]

It's the rest of those idiots debating big long boring crap again. I occasionally interject with either "I (adverb) disagree/agree with (staff member)" to make them think I am paying attention.

I usually get away with it too, though it was a near miss when I said "I flatulently agree with Loony BoB" in a debate about whether he should be allowed to invite newbies to share his bed.

[Old Manus]

People other than staff still post?

[Pike]

The top five posters of the week are

1. Shorty
2. Shlup
3. Freya
4. Loony BoB
5. Del Murder

with Locky coming in sixth, Pike in seventh, and Psychotic in tenth.

This doesn't mean that staff is posting a lot, it means that the rest of you guys aren't posting enough.

I've been spending my entire days writing, I really shouldn't even be in the Top Ten! :colbert: Come on guys, step it up!

[Loony BoB]

This doesn't mean that staff is posting a lot, it means that the rest of you guys aren't posting enough.
Damn straight. Slackers! I lay down a challenge to all members to make 25 or more posts in the next 24 hours. That's totally doable.

[noxious.sunshine]

You do realize this is gonna cause a lot of spammy posts, right?

[I Took the Red Pill]

I don't know about everyone else, but I've been expressing milk a lot more over the last few days so I've got a lot more time to sit at my computer and not be productive.same

[Chris]

same

[Aulayna]

You do realize this is gonna cause a lot of spammy posts, right?

There's no such thing as bad activity in BoB's book.

[noxious.sunshine]

This is true.

BoB's an enabler.

[Loony BoB]

I figure if half of those posts are good'uns then that's a bonus. xD

[Jinx]

Hey, I'm the fifth top poster. You don't need to tell me to post. Also, it seems like activity is way up from where it was a month ago.

[Sephex]

This thread title could be a decent name for an EoFF soft core porn.

[LocoColt04]

This thread title could be a decent name for an EoFF soft core porn.Is that the next themed event?

I don't know if that's appropriate. It should definitely be hardcore. Much more appropriate.

[Elskidor]

This doesn't mean that staff is posting a lot, it means that the rest of you guys aren't posting enough.
Damn straight. Slackers! I lay down a challenge to all members to make 25 or more posts in the next 24 hours. That's totally doable.

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[Shauna]

25 posts is so many. I'll do it later.

[LocoColt04]

Why do now what you can do tomorrow?

[Shauna]

What is today, but yesterday's tomorrow?

[LocoColt04]

You're really procrastinating wrong.

[Cuchulainn]

Seriously though, why do people come to a Final Fantasy forum with medical problems?

[Shorty]

Because they seek advice. I am certain they are aware a doctor can provide a diagnosis.

[Slothy]

Seriously though, why do people come to a Final Fantasy forum with medical problems?

Because god forbid anyone who is having some medical issues wants to talk about them with friends. amirite

[Jinx]

Seriously though, why do people come to a Final Fantasy forum with medical problems?

Just to seek support and understanding from friends. They're very rarely, if ever, actually asking for a diagnosis or if they should go see a doctor. They just want to talk it out.

[Shlup]

Seriously though, why do people come to a Final Fantasy forum with medical problems?

Because I'm here and I'm wise as fuck.

[Shiny]

Welp, looks like you found us out. We were trying to catch you off guard Jinx, but I guess you're just too clever. Now we'll have to kill you.

[Cuchulainn]

Seriously though, why do people come to a Final Fantasy forum with medical problems?

Because I'm here and I'm wise as smurf.

Undoubtedly.

However to all the other wet smurfers responding, I've no problem with someone talking to friends about a problem if that's something they need to do. However....talk to them in private about your fears. Also don't ask ACTUAL medical advice here unless a doctor also frequents here. And even then if you really do want to make a busmans holiday of their stay here, again, a PM to them would work would it not?

My question still smurfing stands. Why publically ask for medical advice in a forum about a computer game.

Am I being off by saying it's merely attention whoring? I don't think that's the only reason all the time but It's gotta be a huge chunk of it.

I don't get humans. I probably never will. Yer mostly all dicks.

Actually, Furthermore, how come it's only acceptable for certain people to be the butt of jokes here? I love making fun of Steve as much as the next person. The way he looks, the brows, the way he acts, the ladykiller fantasies, the wee stories he tells of truth mixed with complete and utter bollocks etc. But I refuse to make him the only butt of the jokes here. The second I make fun of another member, say a beardally challenged member with a desert for a face, the righteous indignation is palpable.

Have a word with yourselves.

[Elskidor]

I have a headache that has lasted more than 5 minutes? What should I do? I've tried, like, nothing, and I'm all out of ideas. Should I go to the ER? I need help!

[Cuchulainn]

I have a headache that has lasted more than 5 minutes? What should I do? I've tried, like, nothing, and I'm all out of ideas. Should I go to the ER? I need help!

I will kill your family.

[Sephex]

I have a headache that has lasted more than 5 minutes? What should I do? I've tried, like, nothing, and I'm all out of ideas. Should I go to the ER? I need help!

I will kill your family.

That's your solution to everything!

[noxious.sunshine]

I have a mole. Should I get it removed?

[Rantz]

I knew there was a mole! STAFF INVESTIGATION

[Cuchulainn]

I have a headache that has lasted more than 5 minutes? What should I do? I've tried, like, nothing, and I'm all out of ideas. Should I go to the ER? I need help!

I will kill your family.

That's your solution to everything!

If you've any better ways to shut people up, then please by all means share them. Until then watch your family.

[Shorty]

This thread is incredibly off-topic. Get to it, folks.

[Cuchulainn]

It was a pretty arbitrary & nonsensical topic to begin with. I mean, do you really want us all to start talking about non-existing evil plots by staff members? Or can I not evolve this on naturally, like a normal conversation, to 'Shit That Annoys Cuch'.

At least i'm addressing the staff concerns. The post count's going up.

[Slothy]

Or can I not evolve this on naturally, like a normal conversation, to 'Shit That Annoys Cuch'.

I'm not quite sure how we can have a single discussion about absolutely everything though. :confused:

[Aulayna]

Round, round baby, round, round...

[Cuchulainn]

Or can I not evolve this on naturally, like a normal conversation, to 'trout That Annoys Cuch'.

I'm not quite sure how we can have a single discussion about absolutely everything though. :confused:

We could at least have a go.

[Spuuky]

I'm standing over here beaming like a proud parent. It's nice to have someone carry on your traditions.

[Del Murder]

We've been posting about how we can be more active at EoFF. Looks like it worked!

[Cuchulainn]

We've been posting about how we can be more active at EoFF. Looks like it worked!

you're welcome bitch.

EDIT: We do not call other members by those names here. You should know better.

[Manny]

Or maybe Shorty is just a giant NERD WHO WAS NO LIFE.

[Shorty]

:doublecolbert:

[Ayen]

I don't know what they're plotting, but I'm sure many of them stroke their beards deeply in thought.