Spooniest
11-26-2013, 03:39 PM
Hello young people! I'm being forced to take a vacation from turning over the tables of the moneychangers in the temple under threat of incarceration, so I figured I'd relax for a spell and produce a let's play here for ya! This time I'm sticking with still images, because videos are a pain in the butt.
So without further adieu, I give you
SPOONIEST PLAYS FINAL FANTASY 4
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This game was my introduction to Final Fantasy. I first played this retranslated version in 1997, I think, when I first got the internet, and began immediately getting into emulation. Playing Final Fantasy with a keyboard like an idiot...
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Airships had long been a dream of mankind. But soon, like all mankind's gifts, it was used to create impossibly hot fantasy women (don't worry, we'll get to them).
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Soldier (holding cell phone): Sir! A text message from Lady Rosa! She wants to know if you remembered to pick up her Hi Potions while you were in Mysidia.
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Cecil: Ugh...tell her I'll get 'em in Agart and that I love her and she's special, or something.
Soldier: Yes sir! (POW...Not on my ship (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UfH-0VxMMsA#t=910))
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Soldier: ...I feel so violated
Spirits of Murdered Mysidians: Ehehehehehe...
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MODE 7 EFFECTS!!! IS A FLASHBACK! GET IT???
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Cecil: Hand over the crystal of (beep) (gets out phone) Hi Potions? NOW?! Ugh. Just kill everyone but the old guy, he looks like he'll be useful later.
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Rape and pillage to your heart's content! Kupo!
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Old Guy: You'll be getting a strongly worded letter from our lawyer, mister! I don't like your attitude! :mad2:
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Soldiers: We gotta stick it to the man! Let's legalize Mysidia! UNITY!!!
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Cecil: Because Mysidia has annoying music, no women and bad food! That's reason enough to want to take the Water Crystal. Do you know it produces free bourbon?!
Soldiers: YES SIR! (POW...Not on my ship (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UfH-0VxMMsA#t=910))
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There's a limit of 25 images per post, or something. I don't feel like futzing with it, so next time, Cecil completes his Picard speech For Evulz.
~ ii
So without further adieu, I give you
SPOONIEST PLAYS FINAL FANTASY 4
48596
This game was my introduction to Final Fantasy. I first played this retranslated version in 1997, I think, when I first got the internet, and began immediately getting into emulation. Playing Final Fantasy with a keyboard like an idiot...
48597
Airships had long been a dream of mankind. But soon, like all mankind's gifts, it was used to create impossibly hot fantasy women (don't worry, we'll get to them).
48598
Soldier (holding cell phone): Sir! A text message from Lady Rosa! She wants to know if you remembered to pick up her Hi Potions while you were in Mysidia.
48599
Cecil: Ugh...tell her I'll get 'em in Agart and that I love her and she's special, or something.
Soldier: Yes sir! (POW...Not on my ship (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UfH-0VxMMsA#t=910))
48600
Soldier: ...I feel so violated
Spirits of Murdered Mysidians: Ehehehehehe...
48601
MODE 7 EFFECTS!!! IS A FLASHBACK! GET IT???
48602
Cecil: Hand over the crystal of (beep) (gets out phone) Hi Potions? NOW?! Ugh. Just kill everyone but the old guy, he looks like he'll be useful later.
48603 48604
48605 48606
48607 48608
48609 48610
Rape and pillage to your heart's content! Kupo!
48611
Old Guy: You'll be getting a strongly worded letter from our lawyer, mister! I don't like your attitude! :mad2:
48612 48613
Soldiers: We gotta stick it to the man! Let's legalize Mysidia! UNITY!!!
48614 48615
48616 48617
48618 48619
Cecil: Because Mysidia has annoying music, no women and bad food! That's reason enough to want to take the Water Crystal. Do you know it produces free bourbon?!
Soldiers: YES SIR! (POW...Not on my ship (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UfH-0VxMMsA#t=910))
48620
There's a limit of 25 images per post, or something. I don't feel like futzing with it, so next time, Cecil completes his Picard speech For Evulz.
~ ii