TMNT 1980's quote thread

[Spooniest]

"Hey what are ya, some kinda punker? Man, I hate punkers. Especially...bald ones with green makeup...wear masks over their ugly faces."

"The class is pain 101. Your instructor's Casey Jones!"

Go.

[Elskidor]

April: Hasn't Raph been gone a long time?
Don: Nah, he does it all the time. He likes it!
April: Are you sure?
Don: Don't worry. He'll probably be back any minute now...
[an unconscious Raphael is thrown through the skylight, landing at Donatello's feet]

[Del Murder]

'A Jose Canseco bat!? Tell me, you didn't pay money for this?'

[theundeadhero]

"What do you like on your pizza?"
"Oh, just the regular stuff: flies, stink bugs... It was a joke."

[Sephex]

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!"

[Mirage]

Cowabunga

[Spooniest]

On the half shell they're the heroes four in this day and age who could ask for more
The crime wave is high with muggings mysterious
All police and detectives are furious
Cuz they can't find the source of this lethally evil force
This is serious so give me a quarter, I was a witness, get me a reporter
Call April O'Neil in this case and ya better hurry up, there's no time to waste
We need help, like quick on the double, have pity on the city, man it's in trouble
We need heroes, like the Lone Ranger when Tonto came pronto, when there was danger
They didn't say, "We'll be there in half an hour," cuz they possessed TURTLE POWER