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Psychotic
12-10-2013, 06:37 PM
I have a very simple plan via which it could be achieved.


Eyes on FF offers a PS4 giveaway! Who the hell wouldn't want to enter?
And, guess what, you win! Of course, everybody wins, but you don't know that.
And of course you'll give out your address. You trust Eyes on FF, don't you? And if not, well, your greed certainly motivates you.
BoB then quickly sells the site again so we can afford several vials of chloroform and international shipping.
We'd have to stagger the sendings, but eventually everybody gets a box that emits the knock out gas, and they pass out. Using package tracking an admins or CK can be there when it is opened to collect the EoFFer's unconscious body.
We then assemble the world's biggest Human Centipede: EoFF edition!
???
There's no profit to be made. In fact I'd probably get bored of your collective suffering after half an hour and go and watch Family Guy on TV.

Mister Adequate
12-10-2013, 06:43 PM
He has no staying power for sadism, I'm afraid.

Don't worry, once he's bored of you I'll take possession and believe me, I won't ever grow bored of your torment and agony.

Ever.

noxious.sunshine
12-10-2013, 06:45 PM
This sounds more like Battle Royale

Pike
12-10-2013, 06:45 PM
Okay.

Mister Adequate
12-10-2013, 06:48 PM
Pike's kinkier than I realized.

Ayen
12-10-2013, 06:50 PM
And of course you'll give out your address. You trust Eyes on FF, don't you? And if not, well, your greed certainly motivates you.



I seen Iron Man 3, I know where this is going.

Jiro
12-11-2013, 02:30 AM
If you want to add some profit into the mix, just steal the houses/goods/cash of everybody along the way.