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Flying Mullet
12-10-2013, 07:38 PM
I'm a Big Red Truck tired of wasting my time with the wrong trucks. I'm looking to make changes in my life, want to be loved and needed by a good big white truck. I'm ready to have a family and make big pink trucks. If you are in the same situation maybe we can talk? Serious inquiries only and please post a picture of yourself.

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Psychotic
12-10-2013, 07:40 PM
I'm looking to make changes in my life, want to be loved and needed by a good big white truck.RACEIST!!! :nonono:

noxious.sunshine
12-10-2013, 07:41 PM
Ugh. You're a Freightliner.

I only fuck with Peterbilts.

Sorry.

Pike
12-10-2013, 07:46 PM
I want to change my Best Post vote to this.

Mister Adequate
12-10-2013, 07:47 PM
Maybe we can work something out but I'm a Scania, are we compatible?

noxious.sunshine
12-10-2013, 07:49 PM
Ahhhh screw it.

Beggars can't be choosers. :p

Psychotic
12-10-2013, 07:53 PM
Show me pictures of your rims, gurl. I like a wide load.

Pike
12-10-2013, 07:54 PM
HEY YA'LL, I'M LOOKIN' FER A GOOD TIME TOO!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/MaterCars.jpg

noxious.sunshine
12-10-2013, 07:57 PM
49031

Peterbilt 379 w/ Custom ICT Sleeper. ;p

Mister Adequate
12-10-2013, 07:58 PM
Well I'll just pack it up and go home I guess, I can't compete :(

Psychotic
12-10-2013, 07:59 PM
49031

Peterbilt 379 w/ Custom ICT Sleeper. ;pI will PayPal you $50 if you send me photos of your exhaust tips.

noxious.sunshine
12-10-2013, 08:03 PM
rofflesss you sound like a lot lizard

You said you liked wide loads! With a trailer & load on the back, it winds up being overweight on the scales!

(this whole forum is dragging the redneck side out of me hardcore. Thanks guys)

Psychotic
12-10-2013, 08:05 PM
I don't know what a lot lizard is, but I have a reptile like tongue with which to lick your transmission and send it to a gear its never been in before.

Mister Adequate
12-10-2013, 08:06 PM
Utter filth.

noxious.sunshine
12-10-2013, 08:08 PM
Actually not a Lot Lizard.. The truckers who pay for them.

I'm not a lot lizard.

(aka Prostitutes that hang out in truck stops. Typically white trash)

Calliope
12-10-2013, 08:08 PM
I go both ways.

http://paper-replika.com/images/stories/instructions/Robots/transformers/optimus-prime/truck/pic3.jpg

Mister Adequate
12-10-2013, 08:09 PM
Actually not a Lot Lizard.. The truckers who pay for them.

I'm not a lot lizard.

(aka Prostitutes that hang out in truck stops. Typically white trash)

Oooh!

We just call those "Jess".

noxious.sunshine
12-10-2013, 08:11 PM
Really?? I've always grown up with it being called Lot Lizards.. Or well. When I finally heard the term, I was a teenager, but whatever.

Psychotic
12-10-2013, 08:13 PM
Really?? I've always grown up with it being called Lot Lizards.. Or well. When I finally heard the term, I was a teenager, but whatever.Yes yes that's all very well and good but less explanations, more giving me their phone numbers.

noxious.sunshine
12-10-2013, 08:18 PM
Just hit up your local TA, Pilot, Petro, Valero, Flying J, or Love's late nights on weekends. :up:

Flying Mullet
12-10-2013, 08:21 PM
"or"? Why can't it be "and"?

noxious.sunshine
12-10-2013, 08:24 PM
ok and. I just didn't think you could be at 6 diff places at once.. ^_^

EDIT: Alternatively, you could invest in a CB Radio.

Lot Lizards sometimes jump on there to pick up ... Customers.

Psychotic
12-10-2013, 08:24 PM
ok and. I just didn't think you could be at 6 diff places at once.. ^_^That's the power of a Big Pink Truck, baby.

noxious.sunshine
12-10-2013, 08:31 PM
hahaha It TELEPORTS.