Not a Single Truck Was Given That Day

[Calliope]

This Truckmas I'm going to give all of my family members a Big Pink Truck!

http://www.amusetoysblog.com/storage/pink_dumptruck440.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1313073686441

What kinds of BPTs are you going to gift? What's your favourite Truckmas Carol?

[Pike]

We wish you a merry Truckmas
We wish you a merry Truckmas
We wish you a merry Truckmas
And a happy new gear

[noxious.sunshine]

On the first day of Truckmas, my true love gave to me
A brand new pink gear shift!

[Slothy]

We wish you a merry Truckmas
We wish you a merry Truckmas
We wish you a merry Truckmas
And a happy new gear

Oh bring us a rosy stick shift
Oh bring us a rosy stick shift
Oh bring us a rosy stick shift
So we can shift up one gear

[Scotty_ffgamer]

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why. Big Pink Trucks are coming to town.

[Rantz]

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the dashboard is so delightful - and as long as this pink truck goes - let it roll! Let it roll! Let it roll!

[Shauna]

Maybe you should just post elsewhere. :colbert:

[Scotty_ffgamer]

They see you when you're sleeping, they know when you're awake. They know when you've been bad or good so Jinx be good for truckness sake.

[noxious.sunshine]

Petey the Cab Over Peterbilt,
Had a very shiny hood ornament
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows

All of the other big trucks
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Petey
Join in any Big Truck Games

[Hollycat]

I would say Jinx should be banned from this forum, but the great pink truck-kin wants us to get along.

Hate down, Pickup, that's the way we like to truck.
Hate down, Pickup, that's the way we like to truck.

[Sephex]

Driving throw the snow
On a big pink truck today
More speed pills to go
reckless all the way
flashing all my bling
fat ass growing wide
what fun it is to bob and weave
through all those traffic lights

OHHHHHHHHHHHH

Truckin' hell
Truckin' hell
stay out of my way
Oh what fun it is to ride
despite the lawsuits everyday