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Flying Mullet
12-16-2013, 08:39 PM
If the Catholic Church made you a patron saint, what would you be the patron saint of? How would you be prayed to, what prayer should be used?

Pike
12-16-2013, 08:41 PM
Patron Saint of Video Games.

I have no idea about prayers or anything because I don't know anything about Catholicism :shobon:

Psychotic
12-16-2013, 08:44 PM
Johnny Gat is the patron Saint of kicking ass. That is all.

Fuzakeru
12-16-2013, 08:50 PM
I thought you were taking your devil competition in to another thread in which case I was going to point and go, "OOOOOH!" like a 3rd grader.

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I would be the Patron Saint of WAH which is kind of like being in awe but far more ridiculous and perhaps over zealous. I also make a noise like, "Waaaaaaaaaaaaah," when I'm impressed by something. I make this noise often.

"O, Fuzakeru, Heavenly Patron of Wah, in whose name I pray: strengthen my worldly view to see beauty; establish a link between me and ever growing enthusiasm; guard me against apathy; that I may vanquish the foe, melancholy, and attain waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah everlasting. Amen"

Sephex
12-16-2013, 08:52 PM
Patron Saints who were the Boondocks Saints' brother was one day an office.

Rantz
12-16-2013, 08:57 PM
Patron saint of sizable wangs.

Ayen
12-16-2013, 09:09 PM
Johnny Gat is the patron Saint of kicking ass. That is all.

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I'd be the Patron Saint of OOOH SORRYY.

escobert
12-16-2013, 09:29 PM
I would be the patron saint of Bongs.

Shorty
12-16-2013, 09:31 PM
Patron Saint of Nerds right here, nerds. #highfiving a million angels

Formalhaut
12-16-2013, 09:38 PM
Patron saint of kindness?

Oh gosh, that sounds boring compared to the others here.

Spuuky
12-17-2013, 02:38 AM
Patron Saint of Video Games.Not specific enough, you would have to be the Patron Saint of Grand Strategy Games or something like that.

Formalhaut
12-17-2013, 02:40 AM
Patron Saint of Video Games.Not specific enough, you would have to be the Patron Saint of Grand Strategy Games or something like that.

Patron saint of Morrowind.

Calliope
12-17-2013, 03:26 AM
Jinx = Patron Saint of Purple Purses
LoonyB = Patron Saint of Excel
Del = Patron Saint of Hair Gel
Shlup = Patron Saint of Disney Snowglobes
Miriel = Patron Saint of Browned Butter
Vivi22 = Patron Saint of Steak

As for me? I'm not sure. Perhaps:

"Oh Calliope, Patron Saint of Irish Whiskey, we pray for you to boost our spirits, guide us away from hangovers and watch over us as we scratch away, writing maudlin little things that no one will ever read. Make our enemies cower as you rain down divine scorn at their utter stupidity, and reward our friends with painstakingly made gift cards. Forever and ever, as there are birds in the trees, Amen."

Calliope
12-17-2013, 03:35 AM
As I just said to Sarah:

Shut up, just because I'm sitting in my 100 year old heritage apartment, eating vegan food and drinking craft microbrew cider from a local brewery, looking all fine with my tattoo and vintage dress and fedora and pixie haircut and oversized men's glasses and vegan makeup, playing my ukulele while on break from my part-time job and freelance music journalism and thinking about writing my memoirs DOESN'T MEAN I'M A HIPSTER.

I don't have a fixie :)

Shorty
12-17-2013, 03:37 AM
A fixie bike? Is that what you're referencing?

Calliope
12-17-2013, 03:40 AM
Yes. And I don't have any non-ear piercings and I hate PBR and parties in general :colbert:

Oh god, I have an online store (http://society6.com/nickyandrews) though D:

Shorty
12-17-2013, 03:41 AM
oh my god I don't even know how I knew what a fixie bike was now I am ashamed as all hell

Denmark
12-17-2013, 03:43 AM
it's time to accept that you may also be a hipster, sarah

Calliope
12-17-2013, 03:45 AM
Whatever Sam, you're all judgey now, but when Sarah and Eric and I are staying at the Ace in Portland, buying pizza by the slice and hanging out at the Doug Fir getting matching tattoos from the newly reformed Sleater-Kinney, then we'll see who's laughing.

...On second thought, I declare myself the Patron Saint of Taking Things Personally and Poor Self Esteem.

EDIT: Dammit Sam, complimenting me while I'm replying to your insult xDDD

Citizen Bleys
12-17-2013, 03:48 AM
Patron Saint of outdoor urination

Shorty
12-17-2013, 03:49 AM
What is that.

Spuuky
12-17-2013, 03:59 AM
It so happens to be the one that everyone wants, for whatever reason. It is orders of magnitude more popular than all the others in that set.

Shorty
12-17-2013, 04:00 AM
Ohhh, the name, I remember. I did tell Nicky I was going to buy that one at one point and I have not yet. >_>

Shlup
12-17-2013, 08:41 PM
Patron Saint of Dirty Diapers. Bailey just loves to snuggle up in my lap and take a huge dump. Dammit, Bailey, this is an extra stinky one.

Pike
12-17-2013, 08:51 PM
Patron Saint of Grand Strategy Games or something like that.


Patron saint of Morrowind.

I am okay with either one of these.

Madame Adequate
12-17-2013, 09:04 PM
Patron Saint of Transhumans, Eugenecists, Cyborgs, Genetic Abominations, and Nuclear Weapons.

Miriel
12-17-2013, 10:04 PM
Puppies, duh!

Botchmun
12-19-2013, 07:16 AM
Loyalty or Patience.

Many of my friends will know how I've stuck through with them, how I've held on through the BS and the drama, how I've fought to be there for so many people I've known. Furthermore I've held onto damaging and caustic friendships longer than many other people I knew in similar situations. It could be a failing, but we remember the Greek pantheon for the stories about their failings.

Jiro
12-19-2013, 11:35 AM
o_O called me a saint the other day and it made my day.

I dunno what I would be though. Patron saint of sunglasses?