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Flying Mullet
12-17-2013, 09:01 PM
Buuuut, I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet so there's that monster to deal with. (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/153438-when-do-you-finish-work-school-christmas.html#post3347217) :stare:
Apparently Miriel hasn't done any Christmas shopping for our very own sweet Admin Del. Our under over-worked Del Deserves better than this! EoFF, I say we step in and help her figure out what to get Mr. Murder.

What should Miriel buy Del Murder for Christmas?

Psychotic
12-17-2013, 09:03 PM
An enema. Maybe that'll get the stick out of his butt.

Shlup
12-17-2013, 09:05 PM
Last minute Christmas shopping with what I imagine must be just a massively round belly... I'm amused.

I have it on good authority that Del wants noise cancelling headphones and a gas mask.

Madame Adequate
12-17-2013, 09:06 PM
I'm sure Miriel's farts aren't THAT loud and smelly, Shlup. She's not Rye.

Shlup
12-17-2013, 09:07 PM
I just changed a green bean diaper--he needs the gas mask.

Calliope
12-17-2013, 09:08 PM
She doesn't have to "get him" anything, she's already growing human beings for him xD

Bobbleheads, a new vita game, an industrial crate of cereal, a pre-loaded eReader, some manly slippers, an offer to bake cookies every week for a year, who knows?

Freya
12-17-2013, 09:10 PM
Get him a stuffed parrot. Why stuffed? I don't know how tamed her dogs are around birds so they may eat a real parrot.

Flying Mullet
12-17-2013, 09:20 PM
She's carrying their children and will push them forth from her loins in about 3 or 4 months.

I think that counts for birthday and Christmas gifts for at LEAST the next five years.
Naw, that only counts the same as giving a St. Patrick's Day card.

Slothy
12-17-2013, 09:30 PM
She doesn't have to "get him" anything, she's already growing human beings for him xD

If Del is anything like me (and I have it on good authority that he's not) those humans are more for her than him. ;)

Depending on just how much she loves him/is handy, she could try making one of these in about a week: N64 step by step guide | Bacteria's site (http://www.bacman.co.uk/home/n64-step-by-step-guide/)

Del Murder
12-17-2013, 09:37 PM
Her bright smile and open arms every evening when I come home is all the gift I need.

Well, that, and a PS4.

Shorty
12-17-2013, 09:42 PM
She doesn't have to "get him" anything, she's already growing human beings for him xD

If Del is anything like me (and I have it on good authority that he's not) those humans are more for her than him. ;)

Depending on just how much she loves him/is handy, she could try making one of these in about a week: N64 step by step guide | Bacteria's site (http://www.bacman.co.uk/home/n64-step-by-step-guide/)

I've been sent to inform you that you are to begin liking babies immediately or face banishment.

Slothy
12-17-2013, 09:49 PM
I've been sent to inform you that you are to begin liking babies immediately or face banishment.

Unless you're looking to make some with me, your opinion on me reproducing and successfully raising babies is worth nothing.

Nothing I say!

Miriel
12-17-2013, 09:52 PM
Does giving the gift of explicitly telling him what I want for Christmas count as a gift in itself? :greenie:

Del Murder
12-17-2013, 09:54 PM
Not if I forgot to get it for you. :shifty:

Slothy
12-17-2013, 09:55 PM
No. That's a gift for yourself so he doesn't fuck up and make you angry.

Shlup
12-17-2013, 09:55 PM
If he's as dense about it as BJ, it should.

I have a fucking Amazon wish list and I still had to tell BJ "Yes, I want the things on my wish list. Yes, if you get me the cookie jar that's on my wish list I will like the gift."

Slothy
12-17-2013, 10:01 PM
Well someone's feeling a tad bit misogynistic this evening!

Huh? Who?

Del Murder
12-17-2013, 10:22 PM
Don't answer that. Let's stop that kind of talk in this thread and instead focus on presents for me.

Miriel
12-17-2013, 10:26 PM
Here love, an e-cookie. That is your gift. :cookie:

Slothy
12-17-2013, 10:29 PM
Seems an acceptable gift to me. Cookies are delicious.

Miriel
12-18-2013, 11:06 PM
You guys, it's all good now. Del Murder officially has a gift under the Christmas tree. :cheer:

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Citizen Bleys
12-19-2013, 03:57 AM
I strongly doubt the Sudetenland is in that package.

Rantz
12-19-2013, 07:34 AM
She doesn't have to "get him" anything, she's already growing human beings for him xD

But last year he got three gifts!

Loony BoB
12-19-2013, 10:22 AM
Danielle has currently spent more on my Christmas gifts for Danielle than I have. She told me she found a really nice laptop bag and I'm to send her the money she spent on it. I find this kind of amusing but for a practical person like me, this is a great system to have. She also wants shoes... yeah... not sure I'm the best person to pick those out. :erm:

Miriel, you can provide him a gift inspired by Lonely Island and Justin Timberlake. Raistlin in a box. Guy freakin' loves Raistlin. And who doesn't love boxes!?

Flying Mullet
12-19-2013, 03:08 PM
She also wants shoes... yeah... not sure I'm the best person to pick those out. :erm:
Wonder Woman Rhinestone encrusted heels in by ShoebeedooBoutique (http://www.etsy.com/listing/163321845/wonder-woman-rhinestone-encrusted-heels?utm_source=google&utm_medium=product_listing_promoted&utm_campaign=clothing_mid&gclid=CM_p2qTIvLsCFSdp7Aod4h4A1w)
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