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Spooniest
01-04-2014, 04:02 PM
Do you know any jokes?

A piece of toast, a fried egg and a slice of bacon walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve breakfast here."

Carl the Llama
01-04-2014, 04:14 PM
Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window
Teacher : who just threw that?!
Boy : Me! I’m going home now.

Calliope
01-04-2014, 10:22 PM
Do you know any jokes?

no (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/152639-tell-me-joke.html)

Minami
01-04-2014, 10:51 PM
Only really bad or offensive ones :/

Lone Wolf Leonhart
01-05-2014, 01:56 AM
LWL engages in general japery.

Spooniest
01-05-2014, 06:16 AM
So Magneto walks into a Best Buy...

Parker
01-05-2014, 09:47 AM
Me reading this thread
http://i.imgur.com/AjlknNA.jpg

Heath
01-10-2014, 07:04 PM
On which side do chickens have the most feathers?

The outside.

sharkythesharkdogg
01-10-2014, 08:38 PM
So how does Moses make coffee?


Hebrews it, obviously.

Tigmafuzz
01-12-2014, 10:01 PM
Shorty

Spooniest
01-14-2014, 06:58 AM
How many EoFFers does it take change a light bulb?

Five. One to declare that the socket has been violated, one to declare that the bulb has been violated, one to secretly wish that they were the socket, one to secretly wish they were the bulb, and one to stand there and say THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!

The Man
01-14-2014, 07:03 AM
A mathematician, an accountant, and an economist apply for the same job.

The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks, "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies, "Four." The interviewer asks, "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says, "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question: "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says, "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question, "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, "What do you want it to equal"?

Niale
01-14-2014, 07:31 AM
How many chocobos do you need to change a light bulb.
None, you just need Lightning.... get it ;)

sharkythesharkdogg
01-17-2014, 11:24 PM
So I heard that demon got arrested the other day.

He was charged with possesion.

snacks
01-18-2014, 01:44 AM
What did the alien say to the radio?

you're cute but you talk too much

Calliope
01-18-2014, 09:55 PM
Do you mean robot?

sharkythesharkdogg
01-24-2014, 12:33 PM
So my friend got a new job, circumsizing elephants.

The pay isn't that great, but the tips are enormous.

Parker
01-24-2014, 01:25 PM
Jokes are bad and if we can work together we can get rid of jokes altogether....start now, by not making jokes

Tigmafuzz
01-31-2014, 02:28 AM
Jokes are bad and if we can work together we can get rid of jokes altogether....start now, by not making jokes

Let's just make bad jokes, or tasteless jokes. Jokes about math, even. Nobody seems to like math. Bad, tasteless jokes about math.

"Squaring numbers is just like women, if they're under thirteen just do them in your head."

The Man
02-01-2014, 04:30 AM
An Anarchist, a Trotskyist, and a Stalinist each go home and find their partner in bed with someone else.

The Stalinist shoots them both.

The Trotskyist goes into another room and writes a 6000 words denunciation of their act and calls for a split.

The Anarchist jumps into bed and joins them.



sounds about right