4036 Reasons To Praise Dr Unne and Drink Bacardi

[Stuffed Regis]

You <i>know</i> that mixing pop with Bacardi and havarti is a good idea.

[Relena Peacecraft]

YOu realize you're out of Pine Sol and substitude WD-40 instead.

[Altaizen]

*tries mixing pop with Bacardi and havarti*
*ends up in the over the toilet for 4 hours*

[Stuffed Regis]

You suddenly realize that you should never become a bartender.

[Altaizen]

And serve Pine Sol

[Relena Peacecraft]

No, you have to use pop. Baking soda won't do the trick.

[Stuffed Regis]

You start to wonder how scuba divers mix their drinks underwater.

[Loony BoB]

Your computer seems to disconnect you at 11:24pm every Saturday night.

That, and Rydia leaves and doesn't let you get it first.

[Super Christ]

Very carefully, I would imagine.

[Altaizen]

*looks at a sea of pine sol*
Damn scuba sam!

[Relena Peacecraft]

You start to wonder how scuba divers drink their drinks underwater.

[Stuffed Regis]

In the terrifying conclusion, you discover that you've been praising Bacardi and drinking Dr Unne.

[Altaizen]

Mix it along with the Sea water.

[Super Christ]

Originally posted by Stuffed Unners
In the terrifying conclusion, you discover that you've been praising Bacardi and drinking Dr Unne.
Noooooo! I thought something tasted funny...

[Relena Peacecraft]

You determine that all this time you thought Bacardi was some form of animal.

[Altaizen]

*sees a wild Bacardi running around* uhhh

[Stuffed Regis]

You find yourself rather disquieted at your growing attraction to one of the wild Bacardis.

[Loony BoB]

Originally posted by Stuffed Regis
In the terrifying conclusion, you discover that you've been praising Bacardi and drinking Dr Unne.

Bacardi is worth praising, and Unne is... hrmm.

You suddenly realise that Unne isn't really half bad as a liquor.

[Super Christ]

*picks up an elephant gun*
Be vewwwy vewwy quiet. I'm hunting Bacardi.

[Relena Peacecraft]

You notice that one of the wild Bacardis isn't a wild Bacardi at all... but KISHI IN DISGUISE!

[Altaizen]

*rides on the Bacardi* This doesn't taste like Kishi...he has more of a ...Vodka taste to it.

[Loony BoB]

'xoden has been taking spelling lessons from Reno.

[Super Christ]

Then you wonder if Kishi is the wild Bacardi you were growing attracted to...

[Loony BoB]

Oh, that's right. The number was 11. Silly me.

[Altaizen]

Yes...Silly you!

[Relena Peacecraft]

339. This whole thread starts to make sense.

[Altaizen]

Finnaly on track with the Bacardi and all

[Super Christ]

83. It made sense all along.

[Loony BoB]

Because some people put spoiler tags up for no real reason other than to make you highlight them.

[Altaizen]

Too lazy to highlight..someone tell me what that says.

[Relena Peacecraft]

353. Because BooB is now officially a frog. (That's what it says)

[Super Christ]

And suddenly the world blows up.

[Altaizen]

FrooB

[Relena Peacecraft]

You discover that you prefer "FroB".

[Altaizen]

I prefer FrooB

[Verloran]

This is not a spoiler. Really... It's not a spoiler.

I'm not sure that I get it...


(What are you talking about??)

I'm not sure, I'm tired...

(Then get some sleep. No one wants to hear you where you're like this.)

Perhaps you're right...

[Loony BoB]

Damn straight I'm a frog. Someday, I'll be Prin...

Nah.

[Relena Peacecraft]

Someday you'll be a princess? Amazing!

[Altaizen]

Hahah made you highlight

[Loony BoB]

You get it.

[Super Christ]

*hunts down a princess to kiss FroB*

[Relena Peacecraft]

441. You realize that you've been trying to keep some spam in your pocket.

[Altaizen]

Lesbians? Ooo...

[Stuffed Regis]

You've reached an all-time low.

[Altaizen]

Your right...Lets go nuts.....*makes chicken noises*

[Super Christ]

Really? I'm sure this can go much, much lower.

[Relena Peacecraft]

446. You discover that Sni--*is shot by a sniper*

[Super Christ]

*shoots 'xoden*

[Altaizen]

*shoots Christ*

[Stuffed Regis]

You take comfort in the fact that your all-time low isn't even halfway to one of Sean's normal weekends:

http://www.eyesonff.com/temp/seanie.jpg

[Relena Peacecraft]

You do something creepy, like wonder what was really going on in that picture.

[Super Christ]

*takes comfort*

[Loony BoB]

No matter what way you look at it, you have to go to bed. >_<

*leaves this thread open*

[Altaizen]

*shudder*

[Verloran]

Oh- I get it. The early hours of the morning are when everyone spams, right? Because they think that no one will notice.

*yawns* Somehow, I think that book about message board culture would just be laughable. At least if it were truthful.


(Do they even know what you're talking about?)

I don't know... *yawn* Why don't you ask them?

(I'm not genuinely interested, you idiot! That's not what I'm here for...)

What are you here for?

(...)

Oh, well... Yeah, I know what you're here for. Don't get like that again...

(Get some sleep.)

[Super Christ]

(). You realize it's 4 AM and are not ready to sleep yet.

[Altaizen]

Meh..i'm gone too....I want to see how this turns out in the morning.

[Relena Peacecraft]

491. You find Verloran's explanation strangely satisfying.

[Super Christ]

Not only satisfying, but tastier and less filling too!

[Stuffed Regis]

You attempt to mix Verloran with Bacardi.

[Relena Peacecraft]

Amen to that, brother!

*collapses*

You know, or not.

338. You attempt to mix Verloran with Bacardi... and have some degree of success.

[Verloran]

# -17: You actually read what this thread is about, and realize two things: It's ridiculous, and has come this far in only a day.


*doesn't like being mixed with anything*

[Super Christ]

Mmm... Velardi!

[Stuffed Regis]

You sympathize with the poor newer members, who seem to be lost in more than name.

[Verloran]

Why did the number have to be 4,036?!

Would anyone care for a round of Trix Wars?

(Hmm... Not a bad name for a drink, though.)


(This is ridiculous.)

You're supposed to tell me things that I don't know...

[Relena Peacecraft]

You realize Havarti would make an excellent side to this Velardi.

[Stuffed Regis]

You find that sig no longer works properly, rendering you a bitter, spiteful shell of your former self.

[Verloran]

Hey, Havarti is an excellent cheese...

The ultimate reason, that has probably been stated at least two time before: You actually posted in this thread.

[Bulldog]

Don't post in here. Don't post in here.....

[Relena Peacecraft]

It's a shame when a good sig goes bad.

[Super Christ]

Yes yes. Especially Regis' Sig. It's just so... Regis.

[Stuffed Regis]

You see that the thread is getting more new blood and proceed to stop slaughtering lambs.

[Relena Peacecraft]

You realize that the lambs you slaughtered weren't lambs at all... but INNOCENT HAMSTERS!

[Super Christ]

You realize it's fun and continue slaughtering lambs anyway.

[Stuffed Regis]

You know that <b><i>THE CAUSE</i></b> is greater than any number of hamsters, so you try to cram a few more into the blender.

[Relena Peacecraft]

You realize that nothing beats a good hamster fillet after a night of posting.

[Super Christ]

You go and find Stuffed Regis' Original Sig.
<img src="http://www.aros.net/~sc/unnedoll.jpg">

[Verloran]

You've posted at far too many boards to find this type of thing amusing, anymore...

*sniff* *sniff* Sad... I know. But it's true... *cries*


*leaves*

[Super Christ]

You realize you're uploading most of your backed up EoFF image archive onto an account that will no longer exist in a few days.

[Relena Peacecraft]

You realize that all good things must come to an end.

*conks out* 'twas fun.

[Shlup]

Because you freaks have made 5 pages since my last post.

[Del Snizz]

By an astonishing coincidence, you find the 4036th reason well ahead of schedule.

Not bad for two hours' work. *closes*