New EOFF relationship

[Bubba]

I know there has been a lot of rumours going around so I thought I'd post the official story. I know what this place can be like for gossip-mongering.

Parker and I are officially an item.

No longer will I reach over only to feel cold bed sheets on my disappointed hand. I will be kept warm by his slightly tubby belly, he will stroke my hair as I lay my head in the pre-pubescent stubble under his chin. You are my world, Parker.

Love you! X x x

[Parker]

I'll be honest. At first when I met Bubba I was hesitant. We hung out and stuff and it was a good laugh but I'm not easy so I sort of texted my buddy to call me at a specific point later in the evening so I could have an escape excuse from his place.

But the minute he picked up that guitar and sung softly his words resonated through me and centered around my heart and I went ahead and missed that call and well... the rest is history

Basically we played FF and j/o'd on his sofa

[Heath]

Basically we played FF and j/o'd on his sofa

Christ alive, some things are better left unsaid!

[Shorty]

I'll be honest. At first when I met Bubba I was hesitant.

How is this possible? Did you get a good look at him when you met him? Was he wearing a funny coat with a hood or a hat covering most of his face? Was he possibly donned in a ski mask?

I'm pretty sure that anyone looking into Bubba's eyes for the first time becomes immediately mesmerized under his spell of whatever it is he's casting and Don't Stop Believin' begins to play somewhere nearby and you know that everything is going to be okay. If you were hesitant, something is wrong with you. :colbert:

[Parker]

back off bitch he is mine

[Shorty]

I'm so glad you've found someone to soften your heart up a little, because god knows you need it. :heart:

[Parker]

im too relaxed in post-coital haze to even begin to respond to that so consider yourself lucky

[Pumpkin]

For some reason this thread made me get Journey stuck in my head. Are you happy now?!?!!?

Anyways, congrats to the tonberry couple. good luck with him :|

[Parker]

looks like someone is jealous they are not even in the same universe in terms of closeness to winning Cutest Couple Ciddie whenever '14

[Pumpkin]

I'm never even nominated










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[sharkythesharkdogg]

I'm never even nominated










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[Sephex]

They slowly inch at each other with their "knifes" readied before they make love.

[escobert]

awwww you two are soooo cute! :bigsmile:

[Shiny]

Oh, I didn't care. Thanks for telling us anyway, I guess.

[Bubba]

Just finished a gig. I miss my shnuckum, though. I miss his big, pale bottom. In the soft moonlight it resembles... two badly parked Volkswagens.

[Cuchulainn]

It'll never last. No relationship involving two receivers ever lasts.

[Shlup]

I'm so confused.

[starlet]

So cute...you guys make me want to vomit. :zombert:

[Jiro]

It's because you both like tonberries right

[Hollycat]

I'm never even nominated








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Tyrion Lannister? Is that you?

Why did you dye your hair?

[Cuchulainn]

Are you likening another member of the board to an actor suffering from dwarfism and sporting a scarred face?

[Hollycat]

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Ehh. Maybe it's just the hair around the mouth.

I thought I saw something though.

[noxious.sunshine]

Screw you 2.

Me n Rantz are -totes- gonna win Cutest Couple this Summer.

[Ayen]

I hardly know either of you and somehow this union just feels right.

[Psychotic]

Watch out for him Parker. If there is ever a situation where you need to learn how to formally dance within 30 seconds, he will NOT help you. :colbert:

[Parker]

we have our own dance you should see it

[Bubba]

Nobody gets to see our dance! :kiss:

Wait... are you talking about our normal dance or our 'special dance'?

[Quindiana Jones]

Oh, right... so... I guess we're over then?

[escobert]

I'm free Quinny ;)

[Bubba]

Oh, right... so... I guess we're over then?

We were over the second you flew overseas leaving behind me and our three kids. Archibald and Terrence are both happy you've gone. Little Timmy you've never even seen you heartless bastard. He thinks you're dead now. I told him you were trampled to death by a herd of rampaging wildebeest.

[Fonzie]

I'm never even nominated










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You look like my programming instructor. :greenie:

[Vyk]

I never gossip-monger. I never monger. Congrats though. I'll be a congrats-monger

[Christmas]

I also want to take this opportunity to announce that he/she/it (http://home.eyesonff.com/member.php/50342-I-VE-COME-TO-PUNCH-MEN-(pm-me-to-arrange))and I are in a relationship. I have come to a realization that there are a lot of men I wanna punch and he/she/it is always there for me. :bigsmile:

[sharkythesharkdogg]

This thread reminded me I have a very punchable man-face. :ohdear:

[Del Murder]

Punch Face was one of the better bot (re)names we've had. I'm glad EoFF was able to make yet another match here.

[Christmas]

It's a bot? The posts it made are decent and it even know how to add friend (Dr Acula) although not as advanced as me. What a shame. :mymelbert:

[Mr Gashtacular]

that parker guy seems like kind of a jerk!

[Psychotic]

Parker was the Diogenes of EoFF

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm free Quinny ;)

I'm down.

Also, holy shit, Parker = Diogenes is so bang on xD