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Pumpkin
01-17-2014, 10:20 PM
30 Kids Who Wrote The Meanest Notes Ever. I Should Feel Bad?But I Can?t Stop Laughing! | Distractify (http://distractify.com/fun/fails/the-30-funniest-notes-from-kids-struggling-to-express-their-emotions/)

These are hilarious and you need to read them. Are these kids mean? Honest? Good entertainment?

Shorty
01-18-2014, 12:31 AM
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These are the messages I leave for others as an adult.

Shlup
01-18-2014, 12:47 AM
Collecting notes like these from my own children is one of my biggest desires in life.

Spuuky
01-18-2014, 12:50 AM
Collecting notes like these from my own children is one of my biggest desires in life.Well, there you go. Definitive proof that they are mean, and not funny. Thread over, I guess.

Jiro
01-18-2014, 01:55 AM
I think Shlup's kids might leave the one about liking wine too much based on her sig

noxious.sunshine
01-18-2014, 03:42 AM
My daughter leaves me notes all the time -now- and she's only 6. LMAO..

I was sitting outside talking to my mom and she threw a paper ball at my head from inside that said "MOM COME INSIDE RIGHT NOW."

and then another one that said "I DO NOT LIKE YOU." (She obvs -really- wanted me to go inside and play with her)..

I couldn't help but giggle incessantly at that.

But then before we'd leave to drop her off with my sister, she'd draw a picture with a little note saying "I love you mommy" and leave it under my pillow for me to find later. She's so incredibly thoughtful and sweet...


Roflz I used to leave notes saying I was gonna run away when I was like 7.

And I would pack my Spotty Dotty suitcase and pull on my coat and gloves (it was winter) and I specifically told my mom I was running away, but she paid no attention to me.

So I walked right out the front door. She didn't come after me.

I made it to the woods in our back yard and stayed there for like an hour, but then it got colder so I gave up and went back inside.

My mom -still- had not a clue.

Shiny
01-18-2014, 05:39 AM
Wait wut. I don't understand how a dog poos on your head?! Why was your head even near it's butt?

Some of these are mean. Like the one by Brooke -- she sounds like a brat -- but many of the others are just clever and honest with a dash of naivety.


50745
Sounds like a note I'd leave while lurking around in my white house robe. Requiescat en pace


50746
hahahaha

Ayen
01-18-2014, 07:44 AM
In the defense of #4, come on, you gave the kid a squirt gun. What did you think was going to happen?

LunarWeaver
01-20-2014, 06:16 PM
Kids are just awful no matter what they're doing or writing. But I'm a mean, befuddled old man. My dream is to one day have a yard I can sit in and yell at them from.

Lonely Paper Star
01-20-2014, 06:38 PM
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My kid might write this about me someday...

Shaibana
01-21-2014, 03:42 PM
i believe that all mean kids are controlled by cats

i find most of these honest notes very cute

noxious.sunshine
01-22-2014, 12:03 AM
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My kid's already saying this.

Except beer.

All these years, I've been referring to alcoholic beverages as "Grown Up Juice"...

... Then -someone- (my sister) comes along and ruins it.


My kid might write this about me someday...