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escobert
02-04-2014, 05:17 PM
How to be a Parent (27 pics) | Funky Pickens (http://funkypickens.com/how-to-be-a-parent/)

:D

Pumpkin
02-04-2014, 05:34 PM
Gosh darn it I wish I'd known this stuff years ago

sharkythesharkdogg
02-04-2014, 05:38 PM
A lot of those just seem like outside the box thinking, and should be encouraged.

Particularly the air horn.

Calliope
02-04-2014, 05:48 PM
What's the use of even having a baby if you can't let your friendly neighbourhood hobo look after it, or put it in a dresser drawer?

sharkythesharkdogg
02-04-2014, 06:35 PM
I'm still waiting for the Olympics to finally get on board with my idea for the "Baby Luge".

I bet they'd look adorable all strapped into their sled.

Slothy
02-04-2014, 06:40 PM
What's the use of even having a baby if you can't let your friendly neighbourhood hobo look after it, or put it in a dresser drawer?

And drying your baby with the laundry just seems energy and time efficient.

noxious.sunshine
02-04-2014, 09:38 PM
My sister and I let her best friend's kid to sleep in a laundry basket with clothes when she was a baby.

And throwing the baby up- hell I did that with Parker when she was big enough so that her neck wouldn't break/her head fall off if I did it.

....... I now want to use an airhorn to wake her up in the mornings.

She'd murder me dead. :D

Ayen
02-04-2014, 09:43 PM
Listen, you don't know my nephew. He needed to be left in that cage.

fire_of_avalon
02-05-2014, 02:23 AM
I love that there is a section on "Containing Baby."

Also Lilly, who is 14 months nearly, loves to chew on shoes. If you take off your shoes in her vicinity she is going to do her damnedest to chew that sucker.

Shlup
02-05-2014, 02:42 AM
Pfft, this clearly wasn't made my a real parent.

Del Murder
02-05-2014, 02:49 AM
This is great and timely information for me. Thanks!

noxious.sunshine
02-05-2014, 09:03 PM
That article made me dream I had another baby.

And it was chunky as hell and not cute.

Vasher
02-07-2014, 07:25 PM
I'm still waiting for the Olympics to finally get on board with my idea for the "Baby Luge".

I bet they'd look adorable all strapped into their sled.

I heard about this, but read that the baby would be used in place of the sled. Baby is faster than sled, with their "baby smooth" skin and all.

Renmiri
02-07-2014, 07:50 PM
This is great and timely information for me. Thanks!

Oh do you have any news to share ?

I vote for the air horn one. My kids deserve it as revenge for making me stay awake for their first 3 months.. Mwahahaha payback kiddies!

Del Murder
02-07-2014, 08:02 PM
I think we've already shared it in various places...

sharkythesharkdogg
02-08-2014, 12:36 AM
Del's got a bun in the oven.

Del Murder
02-08-2014, 01:21 AM
We've got a whole bakery in there.