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Sephex
02-12-2014, 08:28 PM
Where does the villain of FFVII buy his make up?

Sephoraoth.


What does Red XIII say when he sleeps in a hotel room?

No-knock-y.


Did you hear Vincent was sick?

Yeah, he was coffin in his sleep.


Why are there no Jews in FFVII?

BECAUSE OF THE JEW NON CANNON


How do you save gil on buying a Moogle doll at the Golden Saucer?

Use a kupon.


Ever since the plate fell in Sector 7 the drinks at the bar haven't been the same.

They're a little flat.

Rostum
02-13-2014, 12:58 AM
I don't get them.

magemasher
02-13-2014, 01:13 AM
What are Tifa's ambitions regarding Cloud?


To nibble heim

I'm not proud of that.

Jiro
02-13-2014, 04:37 AM
fucking lost it at JEW NON CANNON

Quindiana Jones
02-13-2014, 05:17 AM
It's "kupon" that got me laughing for real, instead of groaning out an embarrassed chuckle. xD

Bubba
02-13-2014, 02:57 PM
What does Red XIII say when he sleeps in a hotel room?

No-knock-y.

Genius.


What is Rapps' favourite chocolate bar?

52000

:monster:

Bubba
02-13-2014, 03:43 PM
What is the most dangerous sexual act in the world of FFVII?

Death Blow

Shaibana
02-13-2014, 03:48 PM
this.. is hilarious..
but i dont get the Spehiroth one

Sephex
02-13-2014, 07:23 PM
this.. is hilarious..
but i dont get the Spehiroth one

There is a make up brand called Sephora.

Shaibana
02-13-2014, 07:32 PM
aaaaah ok! ty

Mercen-X
02-13-2014, 10:00 PM
When their makeup is drippin' at Honeybee Inn, the girls say, it's Mukki.
When the floors are all sticky with who-knows-what-that-is, the girls say, it's Mukki.
When there's goo on the doorknobs, no one can get in, the girls say, it's Mukki.
No matter how low the regulars go, hey, don't you know, it's Mukki.

WildRaubtier
02-14-2014, 01:37 AM
Weather forecast for the northern midgar region: Kalm.

Carl the Llama
02-14-2014, 06:25 AM
I tried to level up all the members of the party in FFVII, but it took so long, I couldn't Barrett.

Shaibana
02-14-2014, 11:22 AM
Weather forecast for the northern midgar region: Kalm.

kalm indeed, theres not a cloud in the air

Mirage
02-14-2014, 11:46 AM
These are the worst jokes I have ever heard and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Sephex
02-14-2014, 01:07 PM
These are the worst jokes I have ever heard and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Did you hear why Cloud's mom was upset?

Yeah, after he visited her she felt burnt.

WildRaubtier
02-14-2014, 01:51 PM
Barret and his best friend are walking through a canyon when suddenly a tragic accident occurs that mortally wounds Barret's pal.

Cradling him in his arms, Barret asks "Are you gonna be ok, buddy?? :'(."

His friend replies:

"No, Barret, I'm Dyne."

Shaibana
02-14-2014, 02:15 PM
pff it seems im not creative at all.. :(
cant come up with a good joke xD

Sephex
02-14-2014, 05:43 PM
Three Turks walked into a bar.

One got kicked out for being Rude.

Mirage
02-14-2014, 08:27 PM
Well now there is at least one sort of ok joke in this thread.

VeloZer0
02-14-2014, 09:40 PM
Barret and his best friend are walking through a canyon when suddenly a tragic accident occurs that mortally wounds Barret's pal.

Cradling him in his arms, Barret asks "Are you gonna be ok, buddy?? :'(."

His friend replies:

"No, Barret, I'm Dyne."
Winner by far.

WildRaubtier
02-14-2014, 11:00 PM
Three Turks walked into a bar.

One got kicked out for being Rude.

Sorry, this bar is too loud. What were you Tseng?

Scotty_ffgamer
02-15-2014, 03:02 AM
Three Turks walked into a bar.

One got kicked out for being Rude.

Sorry, this bar is too loud. What were you Tseng?

I think he said we should go to the quiet bar in Reno.

Sephex
02-15-2014, 06:39 AM
Three Turks walked into a bar.

One got kicked out for being Rude.

Sorry, this bar is too loud. What were you Tseng?

I think he said we should go to the quiet bar in Reno.

What? You think we should go to the night time bar in Treno? Man, that isn't even in this game!

Scotty_ffgamer
02-15-2014, 07:14 AM
Three Turks walked into a bar.

One got kicked out for being Rude.

Sorry, this bar is too loud. What were you Tseng?

I think he said we should go to the quiet bar in Reno.

What? You think we should go to the night time bar in Treno? Man, that isn't even in this game!

Oh, that bad joke is making me so mad, I think I'm turning Scarlet.

Bubba
02-15-2014, 09:50 AM
52036


"Angry Chinese man, say... these jokes are awfur.

Time for you awr to Reeve!"

Shaibana
02-15-2014, 01:19 PM
Reno we have to go! but the way you show us the door, like were back in the Mideelval times!

Mercen-X
02-15-2014, 10:52 PM
That was Strife three. The writing is on the Wallace now. As Donald Trump has famously CID, "You are Sapphired."

Tigmafuzz
02-16-2014, 09:23 AM
What do Aeris and Mediterranean cuisine have in common?
You can find both on skewers.

Why was Aeris expelled from Midgar High?
Bellybutton piercings were against the school dress code.

Why did Aeris get breast reduction surgery?
She was having back pains.

Why can't Aeris make it in the entertainment industry?
She's all washed up.

What's Aeris's favorite heavy metal song?
Holy Diver.

Who's Aeris's favorite James Bond actor?
Pierce Brosnan.

Why don't Aeris and Sephiroth get along in bed?
She doesn't like being penetrated from behind.

Shaibana
02-16-2014, 11:30 AM
Aeris hater allert!!

i dnt get the jokes

Jinx
02-17-2014, 03:29 PM
So this one time, I used Aeris, and she was totally useful

Ayen
02-17-2014, 04:56 PM
What do Aeris and Mediterranean cuisine have in common?
You can find both on skewers.

Why was Aeris expelled from Midgar High?
Bellybutton piercings were against the school dress code.

Why did Aeris get breast reduction surgery?
She was having back pains.

Why can't Aeris make it in the entertainment industry?
She's all washed up.

What's Aeris's favorite heavy metal song?
Holy Diver.

Who's Aeris's favorite James Bond actor?
Pierce Brosnan.

Why don't Aeris and Sephiroth get along in bed?
She doesn't like being penetrated from behind.

Sorry, Aerith, these made me laugh. You can punish me when I get to the lifestream.

Mercen-X
02-19-2014, 12:26 AM
What made Seto a poor excuse for a father?
He was always stoned.

What made Hojo attracted to Lucrecia?
She was open to experimentation.

Sephiroth
02-19-2014, 12:31 AM
Why don't Aeris and Sephiroth get along in bed?
She doesn't like being penetrated from behind.

I can tell you some stories here.

Shaibana
02-20-2014, 11:00 AM
Where did Caith Sid go on hiliday this year? the great barrier reeve

Big D
02-21-2014, 02:15 AM
Why did Tifa take her weapons when she went on that date with Cloud at the Gold Saucer?

No glove, no love



What did Tifa say to Cloud after 'defeating' him later the same night?

"Stay where you belong... in my mammaries."



What do you call someone who saw the Calamity fall from the sky?

Jenova's Witness



What's the most dreaded fish in all the Lifestream?

Mako shark

magemasher
02-22-2014, 11:30 PM
What did Tifa say to Cloud after 'defeating' him later the same night?

"Stay where you belong... in my mammaries."



Excellent