Ultimate Admin Thunderdome - THUNDERDOME CHAMPION REVEALED

[Parker]

http://i.imgur.com/RJKw4gN.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/IJ27Gcw.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/HsFF1KI.gif


:kakapo:
http://i.imgur.com/IJ27Gcw.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/tdM8gYp.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/GM9rSR1.gif

[Crop]

I am also informed that Del has the staunch and unwavering support of the highly influential #eoff

[Jiro]

You nerds need to exercise some patience. The stake of staff employment is on the line, and you need to take the time to consider all skills and talents before making a decision. :colbert:

SEE

[Shorty]

You have until Del posts his rap to pick a side!

[Del Murder]

In other words, plenty of time.

[Shorty]

End of the day, boss!

[Del Murder]

I thought I had 72 hours. Or is that another twist?

(I am unlikely to have anything completed by today due to other obligations.)

[Shorty]

So I did say 72 hours. Very well! Tomorrow then :D Looks like you'll need it!

[Raistlin]

Philosophical question of the day: does Del having sex with eestlinc count as masturbation?

That was brilliant, Psy.

[Jiro]

Until Del posts his rap? So I must guess which one I will prefer ahead of time, without all the details? You run a curious ship, but I cannot argue.

If I must choose, then I choose...

Psychotic. For reasons.

[noxious.sunshine]

I made a sig on my phone for Murdy.

It was really pretty.

Apparently it was too big and couldn't be used. Also parker and crop were too lazy to resize it.

[Shorty]

Starting to see some more sig supporters! So far I see Jinx, ToriJ, Scotty_ffgamer and Parker! We need more, more, more!

[Iceglow]

like we need diaamoonndss an' ruuuubbbbbiiiieeeesss?

[Timekeeper]

Psychotic has the support of the government.

[Lenna]

Sorry Del. but the walrus has the bag now hahaha

[Parker]

Starting to see some more sig supporters! So far I see Jinx, ToriJ, Scotty_ffgamer and Parker! We need more, more, more!

don't forget crop, who has changed his entire set! thats support

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I can't remember either Tony or Pauw doing much in the way of admin work. Much of anything constructive, really. So I'll have to go with the only two cases I can recall.

Psy gave shion the pink color to her title because she's been trying to add to the site a good bit with walk-throughs, and articles, other literature pieces for the site. So that was kind. Then he went back to torturing Jiro, and basically doing the virtual equivalent of drawing magic marker penises on Steve's forehead. Really cutting edge leadership.

Del's only interaction with me was to tell me that my signature (that I'd had for like 4-6 months, and matched my car!) was too big. So he made me take it down. :cry: Then he went back to doing.....I dunno.....nobody knows. He's too lazy to even make his own opinion. I think he went back to being Miriel's foot stool.

Del does make great song parodies, but Psy just proved he can fill that role pretty well when inspired.

So, in conclusion, I'll take the merry, mischief maker over the listless, signature taker! :D

[Jiro]

Psychotic has the support of the government.

Ho ho ho, that's​ an endorsement.

[Parker]

yes but Del has the support of the AUSTRALIAN government

[Del Murder]

#eoff > any government

[Iceglow]

Del's fast running out of time is what he is. Gonna forfeit the game before he was ever truly in it at this rate :P

[Del Murder]

Fortunately, Psychotic has you as his champion so that at least gives me an outside chance.

[Psychotic]

Ooh, look at the big man picking on Steve. What's next on the Del Murder agenda, stomping on a kitten?

[Iceglow]

Fortunately, Psychotic has you as his champion so that at least gives me an outside chance.

I'd be worried if it wasn't so pathetic that you think you actually might stand a chance.

[Raistlin]

#eoff > any government

And Del, of all people, has an intimate knowledge of #eoff.

[Crop]

Some say Del is the father of #eoff.

Shorty, your post would offend me if I wasn't such a reasonable man.
To the masses I say - fear not. Del simply means to tease you by leaving his song for the last minute. I can assure you that he lives up to his name of 'Song Parody Master'.

[Del Murder]

Indeed. This will be the greatest parody of all time.

Some say.

[Kalevala]

Two hours remain, if my calculations are correct.

[Shorty]

If Del Murder has not submitted his rap before end of day PST (so in three hours), the supporter round will be posted and we will extend his time a little bit as a kindness in order to give him a fighting chance against Psychotic, because lord knows he needs all the help he can get.

[Shlup]

Del's rap is late? Miriel's in labor. I have decided it.

[Del Murder]

Anyone who has hosted the Ciddies knows I like to send these things in at the last minute.

Anyway, smurf the rules. I did have a good idea for Sir Mix-a-Lot but I didn't feel like doing it. I couldn't compete with Psy at his level anyway. I will never be able to outfunny or outclever him, but I can outclass him.

So here's what I came up with. I didn't sing it because it's not in my range, though someone else is free too. You probably know the tune, but if not:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk

Let Staff Go
My welcome's worn in the staff forum
No time to check new threads
A pm box of emptiness, and many posts marked unread
The staff is bickering over Loony BoB's latest rant
Couldn’t read it all, tried to care but can't

Don’t change that name, don’t mod that post
Resist the urge to be the Ciddies host
Go spam, don’t ban, don’t let them know
Well now they knowwwww

Let staff go, let staff go
Can’t enforce the rules anymore
Let staff go, let staff go
Forum policy's such a bore
I don’t care who the next Knight will be
Let the forums reign on
I'd rather spend more time with my family.

It’s funny how this website
Makes 10 years seem small
Where most the staff that came before me
No longer post at all

It’s time for this next chapter of my life
With a member who became my lovely wife
No reps, no warns, no rules for me,
I’m freeeee

Let staff go, let staff go
Hope to post more than eest and Rye
Let staff go, let staff go,
I'll miss Rantz, foa, and Psy
Here I'll post, The Lounge and Gen SE
Let the forums reign on...

My April Fools pranks tricked both members and the staff
My song parodies and jokes made everyone laugh
And Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight was the best event we saw
Visited SE with Shlup
And don't forget Quina

Let staff go, let staff go
And I’ll win Best Veteran every year
Let staff go, let staff go
The enforcer just shed a tear...
Here I post, in the Thunderdome
Let the forums reign onnnnnnnn
Eyeson will still always be my home.

[Shorty]

Bold move, going against contest rules. I bent them myself with my little stunt, so I'll award you some points for doing the same. :shobon:

[Jiro]

I am surprised nobody else saw your stunt coming :jiro:

[Shlup]

The lyrics are good, but the lack of performance leaves me wanting. Now I'm just plain undecided who I'm rooting for. :mymelbert:

[sharkythesharkdogg]

You could be the dark horse.

[Lenna]

Damn it Del, you got me singing this song all morning!!! lol

[Madame Adequate]

Yes, the lyrics are good, but the absence of a performance means I must give this round to Psy.

[Del Murder]

I have designated Lenna as my voice for this round. Hop to it.

[Iceglow]

Can't out do Paul eh, thats ok Del, not every man is built the same ;)

[Lenna]

errr I'll have to think about that Del, :P would be assisting the opposite team haha. I've been told no by my master but am slightly swayed.

EDIT: Ok so I'm recording it, but it might be tomorrow as I'm having to sing it quietly and I really wanna belt it out....however I just had an amazing clip of Psy singing a snippet of the rose. He's a great singer!! (No I'm not sharing I just thought I'd say :P)

[Psychotic]

I think they all know how great of a singer I am from the Biz Markie incident.

[Crop]

My client reserves the right not to sing his own creation.

[Shorty]

http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/wss_zps8ef1b989.png


http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/TheJets_zps42eedd49.jpgVS.http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/WestSideStory-TheSharks_zpsd5828e83.jpg


"You hoodlums don't own these streets.
And I've had all the rough-house I can put up with around here.
You want to kill each other? Kill each other, but you ain't gonna do it on my beat.
Are there any questions?"


Nobody's certain how the paint wars got started. All we know is they got mean, then they got nasty, then they got weird. The Sharks started moving in on The Jets territory, and soon Jets were littering Shark tags with moustaches, ballerina tutus, language like "shark grannies wear combat boots". The Sharks gotta fight back! The Jets gotta defend their turf!

Team Psychotic, you are The Jets.

Team Del Murder, you are The Sharks.

Make a name for your gang here - Graffiti S.W.A.T. - Paint Online Graffiti (http://www.graffitiswat.com) (and then post it here, obvsly)

Your goal is to blast your opposing team with superior graffiti! What do you go with? Lies and slander? Boasting about how great your own gang is? Maybe you just want to paint a picture of a smiling pineapple, and that's okay, too. You have 36 hours to cause as much chaos with your spray paint as you can!

DON'T LET YOUR GANG LEADER DOWN, NERDS! They're counting on you!


https://24.media.tumblr.com/cb1809cd8d0c9d52b4993d1f29991b90/tumblr_mxrtd4xKp21s11vqao3_400.gif

[LocoColt04]

I feel like this is a job for a tablet with capacitive stylus. I can't seem to do sheeeeeit with a mouse right now.

[Shorty]

I'm using a laptop trackpad, nerd.

[Shorty]

Do your graffiti in paint or take a screenshot! :D

[Agent Proto]

http://i.imgur.com/zIEzTjZ.png

[Shorty]

Fifty points from Team Del Murder for slander of the ref.

[Agent Proto]

Totally worth it.

[Shorty]

Fifty more for obstinance. :colbert:

[Agent Proto]

Fine. :shobon:

http://i.imgur.com/Fvlk8Jq.png

[Shorty]

Okay, I'll give fifty back.

[Agent Proto]

and one more from me since I just now discovered extra colors other than red.

http://i.imgur.com/Uawtvjl.png

Edit; I'm doing Del no justice with this. :(

http://i.imgur.com/sCmNSAn.png

[Jiro]

I think Proto is the true champion here but I had to contribute something

http://i58.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/qowxux.png

[Shorty]

I really like Proto's creative use of multiple colors and shading. Jets better step up the effort!

[Pumpkin]

http://i852.photobucket.com/albums/ab89/ashton_bourbon/graffiti_zps999210f9.png

[Shorty]

ahahaha oh my god, my favorite so far xD

[Jiro]

http://i58.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/w9h5q1.png

[Ayen]

http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp136/brotherhoodnod/SmurfdaPolicecopy.png

Wait, what was this about again?

[Scotty_ffgamer]

52541

[Jiro]

http://i58.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/20jjtow.png

[Madame Adequate]

52545

[Jiro]

I decided to actually fulfil the brief listed by Shorty unlike all the Del Murder supporters.

http://i60.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2uihlbr.png

[Parker]

ok so it turns out the website only shows so mch of the template i didnt know im sorry


also thats a walrus btw

[Shorty]

What is the walrus doing to the shark? Is it... is it backing up into it? Is something dangerously inappropriate about to happen?

It looks like Del Murder is in need of some more support now that the Jets have taken to coming out of the woodwork for their leader!

Thank you to Jiro for the smiling pineapple. I hoped someone would.

[Parker]

It's a representation of what the sharks are gonna do to Psy

theres a very good reason mr shark is so happy


sharks we need you more than ever. get the spray out. get tagging. for the sharks. for del.

[Madame Adequate]

It is so so weird seeing Del's avatar being of a size where I can actually see it and the features aren't mangled by the tininess.

[Agent Proto]

http://i.imgur.com/yEQlnr4.png

[Del Murder]

It looks like Del Murder is in need of some more support now that the Jets have taken to coming out of the woodwork for their leader!
Quality vs. quantity. Kind of like Del vs. Psy.

[Shorty]

I'm impressed with the participation from the supporters for this round! Thanks for the effort, everyone :jess:

About twelve hours left!

[Jiro]

Proto stop doing so good you bastard

[fire_of_avalon]

http://i.imgur.com/jQYQIzD.png

[Shorty]

Is that a hat for Del Murder?

[fire_of_avalon]

Clearly it is missing Malaysian airlines flight 370 leading the Jets to lose.

Jesus Christ.

[Shorty]

Congrats to Del Murder for snagging the elusive witty fire_of_avalon onto his team!

[Jiro]

oh that's a plane​ sorry your artwork is very abstract

[Timekeeper]

http://i62.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/erbuwn.png

[Crop]

I'm impressed with the participation from the supporters for this round! Thanks for the effort, everyone :jess:

About twelve hours left!

This is unfair, I was busy with work yesterday evening and now have work again today. Who gives 36 hours anyway?! It should have been 48 during a midweek round damnit!

[Miss Mae]

52568

[Psychotic]

Quality vs. quantity. Kind of like Del vs. Psy.You gonna bark all day, little doggy? :greenie:

Posts made in the past week:
Del Murder: 90
Psychotic: 60

Rep received in the past week:
Psychotic: 43
Del Murder: 18

Mmm mmm, who's yo' godfather now, beeyotch? :cool:

[Kalevala]

52570

...it's a dead walrus.

[Shorty]

Final count for graffitied pieces

jets: 9
sharks: 8

Well done teams!



I'm impressed with the participation from the supporters for this round! Thanks for the effort, everyone :jess:

About twelve hours left!

This is unfair, I was busy with work yesterday evening and now have work again today. Who gives 36 hours anyway?! It should have been 48 during a midweek round damnit!

Sorry, friend, we're trying to not drag this thing on forever so it doesn't lose steam :shobon:

LAST ROUND POSTING IN THE NEXT FEW MINUTES

[Jiro]

9jK-NcRmVcw

[Psychotic]

#romewillburn

I make it 4-0 to me at the moment. I don't know whether to go for the clean sweep or just chill out and talk about my favourite sandwiches for this last round

[Shorty]

http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/rise_zpsd42eb1b6.jpg

http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/dark-knight-rises_zpsef3f2419.jpeg
VS

This is the final round. The end all.

One of these two contenders is a mafia member. One of them has already made a night kill of Jiro. Poor Jiro's body was found facedown in the harbor between a couple of fishing boats. If we don't stop the mafia member before the sun goes down, they will kill again!

Your mission, spectators and townfolks, is to listen to these two contenders plead their cases, and determine which of them you are going to lynch. This round will end in 36 hours; you may not call for a lynching sooner.

Spectators, choose wisely. You will only get one chance to apprehend the offending mafia fiend! You alone will determine the outcome of this round as you listen to Psychotic and Del Murder claim their innocence.

Consider the following: Your own selected contender may be mafia. You, supporters, are the town. The mafia is not your friend. Therefore, your selected contender is not your friend if they are mafia. They may choose you to kill if you choose to lynch the wrong contender! It could be any one of you!

Understand that this round is not about supporting contenders, it is about town vs. mafia, and you need to find out which one of these two jerkwads murdered Jiro and threw him in the bay!

Psychotic and Del Murder, you'd better come to some quick thinking about your alibis!

*Jiro's ghost is still hanging abouts and did not see his killer, but he might have some interesting theories about who might want him dead! Jiro can still speculate on the mafia member.

**This is not a normal game of mafia so if there is any confusion, please let me know and I will explain. This is more of a Mafia Whodunit - just try to find the murderer. :shobon:

After this round ends, you will all vote on the performances of the contenders throughout this thunderdome to determine who will step down and into retirement. We'll worry about that later, though. Focus on the round at hand. :jess:

[Psychotic]

Jiro? My condolences to his family and friends. Top lad. A tragic loss.

The case for my innocence is as thus: Ham sandwiches are pretty good. Oh, and beef. Have you ever had cold beef in a sandwich? It's sorta great. If you want a really out there one, hard boiled egg slices and cucumber slices. I know it sounds sort of odd but trust me it works so well.

Thank you for your consideration.

[Jiro]

If I'm dead then it is obvious who the killer is. Really now. :shobon:

Also why does this keep happening to me? I'm sick of dying. :(

Don't forget: it's a girl's bike! :jiro:

[Parker]

it had to be fucking mafia didnt it

[Kalevala]

So, wait. What determines the winner? The person with the most supporters who chose correctly? What if both sides lynch the wrong guy? I think we should cut our losses and just lynch them both.

[Del Murder]

I realize that the odds are stacked against me, especially since Jiro was one of Psy's supporters, but I would never kill him. I have been one of his strongest champions. I supported him for staff, twice, and also sent him countless pms begging him to stay despite all of those awful words Loony BoB was saying about him in the secret Admin forum. Sure, the kid has a few screws loose, but what prominent EoFF member doesn't? Not only does killing him prevent us from completing about a dozen EoFF pranks we had in the works, but he was The Chosen One. The One who would bring balance back to the staff. Or maybe that was Locky. I forget. Anyway, this clearly the act of Psychotic to both off one of his more unpredictable supporters while pinning the blame on me the whole time.

##Vote: Psychotic

[Shorty]

So, wait. What determines the winner? The person with the most supporters who chose correctly? What if both sides lynch the wrong guy? I think we should cut our losses and just lynch them both.

The winner of this round is whichever candidate who survives, the loser of this round is whichever candidate who ends up getting lynched. It is not supporters vs. supporters or sides vs. sides in this round. It is town (supporters) vs. mafia (whoever killed Jiro). Your job is to make the best educated guess as to who did it - Psychotic or Del Murder? The majority vote at the end will result in the lynching. Sides will not be taken into account, only votes of who to lynch. Does that make sense?

Who would want Jiro dead? Del Murder is a very good candidate, as since making a decision on who to support, Jiro has gone full steam ahead on the Train Psychotic. But if Psychotic were the murderer, choosing to kill one of his own puts Del Murder in a prime spot for blame. So who do you think it is?

[Psychotic]

Ah, but Del would know that people would think it was a double bluff by me to kill one of my own supporters, and he has certainly planted the suggestion that it was the case. Thus it was a triple bluff by him, which gains him the death of one of the opposition team and he has ammunition to fire at me with. :holmes:

[Kalevala]

Just lynch them both.

[Psychotic]

I'm amenable to that.

[Shorty]

There can only be one.

[Pumpkin]

I'm going to go with my gut here and say it was a suicide

[Shorty]

You guys are pretty terrible at this. Mafia is going to get away with another murder if we don't start pointing some fingers!

[Agent Proto]

What a terrible way to end thunderdome. Psy supporters are no doubt going to try to lynch Del, and Del supporters are going to lynch Psy.

#Vote: Shorty

[Shorty]

Keep it up, Proto, and I am going to advise mafia to put you in the bay next.

[Agent Proto]

Bring it on!

[Del Murder]

Ah, but Del would know that people would think it was a double bluff by me to kill one of my own supporters, and he has certainly planted the suggestion that it was the case. Thus it was a triple bluff by him, which gains him the death of one of the opposition team and he has ammunition to fire at me with. :holmes:
That's just what you would want us to think I wanted them to think!

Look around, I have been helping the town this entire time. I got those scum Goldenboko, leader of mortals, and Sir Lancealot all lynched. How can I be the last mafia? Why would I go after my teammates like that? Now look at Psychotic, here are some of his posts from the last few days:


Listen up boys and girls, you're old pal Psychotic is going to teach you how to catch those hiding scum. They're not really hiding, you see, they're sitting right in front of you, going "blah blah inactives" or some such and patting themselves on the back in their mafia forum about how easily they'll slide right through to the end. Well, not on my watch.

A-TTEN-SHUN! Sgt. Psychotic Scum Catcher reporting for duty, sir! Their fear, I can smell it, SIR. They're days are numbered, SUH! SUH YES SUH. So let's see who we have in our ranks, shall we?

Private Freya - ohoho voting for Goldenboko because "he's always mafia". Wham bam thank you mam on to survive another day. NOT SO FAST. It won't be that easy with me around. I've got my eye on you.

Corporal querty - I see what you're doing. ;) SGT PSY SCUM CATCHER SEES EVERYTHING. I'll give you your rope just to see how it plays out, but be careful what you do with it. (hee hee see what i did there? i cannot disappoint my adoring public, SIR)

Colonel Del Murder - I haven't forgotten about you. :aimkiss: Mr. "I wish Psychotic played I love when he plays". Well, here I am, big boy. Let's play. Ohhhh, too scared to engage now, are we? Would rather go after poor defenseless Sir Lance, are we? Step up to the plate, Del old boy, we're in the big leagues now. and this time it's war

Also, some final words to add. Pay close attention to these because they can really help you win the mafia game: poop pee plop plop hoho weewee. That is all.


Well, it looks like it's you Goldenbroko old buddy. I don't think you're scum, but you do smell funny, so at least we won't have to smell your farts anymore once you're gone.



Gonna have to do this sooner or later.

##Vote: Psychotic

He's not trying to help us, only causing confusion.

A vote for me, eh? For causing "confusion". What about you, Mr. "qwerty is high on my list but I won't vote for him"? Classic mafia tactic. "Hey look guys, I think he's scum, but we're also working together so don't lynch him to prove me right until I need you to. kthxbye"

GENERAL SIR. Colonel Del Murder is threatening mutiny, SUH! Orders SUH! Exterminate with extreme prejudice SIR. SUR YES SUH.

##Vote: Colonel Del Mustard

Does that really sound like someone with our best interest in mind?

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I want to answer your question, Del, with yes.... but only for the name Colonel Del Mustard.

I'm only hoping Jiro didn't end up dead simply because he role called the first round and started voting and unvoting for everyone again.

[Shorty]

An impressive display of evidence from Del Murder painfully incriminating to Psychotic. What do we think of this? Can Del Murder be trusted? Is Psychotic a deranged criminal out to murder us all in our beds?

[Calliope]

Could Del have done it? I mean, no one's really that easy going and laid back all of the time, surely. A new family to support, housing to find, these are stressful times, man.

[Crop]

As Del's legal representative I feel as though it would be morally wrong to vote on this issue.

Thankfully I am very corrupt and have no morals.

##Vote: Psychotic

[Jiro]

I wish this had been themed in a different way.

[Shorty]

Sorry, love :(

[Jiro]

Eh, at least it is an interesting framework I suppose. Ham sandwiches are my favourite, and Del Murder is not exactly lying with his statements, so it does bring their alibis into question.

[Shorty]

As Del's legal representative I feel as though it would be morally wrong to vote on this issue.

Thankfully I am very corrupt and have no morals.

##Vote: Psychotic

Del Murder boasts of his own innocence yet surrounds himself with corrupt individuals within power of the law and court who have no morals... Curious, very curious indeed.

About twenty-four hours left!

[Shorty]

Only three votes so far, and Psychotic is not in favor...

Crop: ##vote psychotic
Del Murder: ##vote psychotic
Jinx: ##vote del murder

Anyone and everyone is welcome to vote on a lynch, whether you have been actively participating in this thunderdome or not!

[Pumpkin]

##vote del murder

Just to make it a tie :3:

[Agent Proto]

Why didn't you count my vote? :mad2:

[Shorty]

BECAUSE YOU VOTED ME

who did you actually vote for

[Agent Proto]

I vote for you? Oh, well I meant to really vote for Psychotic. :shobon:

[Shorty]

Agent Proto: ##vote psychotic
Crop: ##vote psychotic
Del Murder: ##vote psychotic
Jinx: ##vote del murder
shion: ##vote del murder

[Del Murder]

Follow me EoFF! I will lead you to your salvation!

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I have reviewed the current evidence, and I find myself iffy. Psychotic has good taste in sandwiches, but he has not said much in this case. I do want to trust someone who has good taste in sandwiches, but his inactivity adds suspicion. Of course, he admitted before the round began what he would do: discuss sandwiches. He has followed through with his word, building his trust for me.

Del, on the other hand, has tried to provide evidence against Psychotic. However, I see no condemnation in the evidence he has provided.

Neither have provided much of an alibi for themselves, but Del's last post has left me very concerned. I think Del may be trying to get us to join a cult with him at the lead. When he says he will lead us to salvation, is there a sinister meaning behind it? Could he really be leading us to salvation... through our deaths? Del seems to be very tricksy, I say.

##vote: Del Murder

[Shorty]

You'll go far with critical thinking and a sharp wit like that, Scotty.

And we are at another tie:

Agent Proto: ##vote psychotic
Crop: ##vote psychotic
Del Murder: ##vote psychotic
Jinx: ##vote del murder
Scotty_ffgamer: ##vote del murder
shion: ##vote del murder

[Madame Adequate]

I don't understand mafia, it scares and confuses me. I ##vote Marick.

[Timekeeper]

I find it highly suspicious that Del has said nothing about his sandwich preferences.
How can I trust someone if I don't know what he likes between two slices of bread?

[Parker]

del may be part of a criminal organisation but murder for him is business.

jiro is just a kid, there's no reason for del to off him.


##vote psy

[Psychotic]

What do you guys think about subway sandwiches? I don't mean Subway sandwiches I mean subway sandwiches, although I appreciate the former is always the latter, the latter isn't always necessarily the former.

[Shorty]

del may be part of a criminal organisation but murder for him is business.

jiro is just a kid, there's no reason for del to off him.


##vote psy

What reason does Psychotic have to off him?

[Agent Proto]

Psy wanted to make a hero sandwich out of Jiro.

[Shorty]

Psychotic, how do you respond?

[Psychotic]

I think it's quite famously documented that at an EoFF meet up I had a kangaroo burger and I was not a fan. Thus the idea that I wish to eat more Australian meat is absurd and I think that proves Proto's theory entirely wrong. :holmes:

I expect him to withdraw his vote in due course.

[Parker]

What reason does Psychotic have to off him?

he's a big jerk dork is why (psy i mean)

[Shorty]

About twelve hours left to cast your votes.

[Jiro]

I think it's quite famously documented that at an EoFF meet up I had a kangaroo burger and I was not a fan. Thus the idea that I wish to eat more Australian meat is absurd and I think that proves Proto's theory entirely wrong. :holmes:

I expect him to withdraw his vote in due course.

I was very disappointed but I can't overly blame you. You are from the motherland, a little uppity and whatnot. But thank you for not eating my corpse, jolly good of you.

I reject the assertion that I am just a kid. I am dead, so any reference to me should be in past tense, and also I am 21 so I am an adult even in that backwater nation known as the USA. :colbert: Where is your respect​ Parker gosh.

[Psychotic]

About twelve hours left to cast your votes.
Time for plan B.

##daykill: Parker

[Jiro]

*gasp* could this be it, the fabled daykill?!

[Shorty]

Did Psychotic just expose himself as mafia?

[Psychotic]

I'm the Sandwich Enthusiast. Once per day I get to poison a sandwich and give it to someone. You'll note I said per day, and not per night, thus I am proved innocent of Jiro's death.

[Shorty]

Hmm...

[fire_of_avalon]

I don't like people fucking with my sandwiches.

##vote Psychotic

[Psychotic]

Uhhhh moderator please announce Parker's death thank you.

[Parker]

I reject the assertion that I am just a kid. I am dead, so any reference to me should be in past tense, and also I am 21 so I am an adult even in that backwater nation known as the USA. :colbert: Where is your respect​ Parker gosh.

sorry i was trying to make you appear younger and more innocent, making psychotic's sick crime of MOIDAH MOST 'ORRID all the more 'orrid

note to self: never accept a sandwich from psy

idk if im dead or what so uh sorry i guess?

[Shorty]

moderator is driving

also it's only Parker

Parker is dead guys

[Psychotic]

Apology not accepted you soggy Welsh tea towel.

Look you're a friend and you're my superior but we can't be having insults like that thrown around casually. Consider this a warning.

[Parker]

p. offended by the above two posts which are also incriminating..... mod conspiracy. they want del lynched and now theyre killing his supporters?

anyone rational reading should now know who to vote for.

- my last words as i fade away from thsi realm

[Shorty]

Conspiracy in what manner? I can't control the actions of the contenders!

[Iceglow]

We all know that if you're name is Del Murder, you have a coke snorting m-16 wielding mafia member for an avatar it's not going to look good regardless of the pleas you make.

##Vote Del

[Shauna]

##vote Psy

Poor parker. :(

[Kalevala]

No one hurts my parker.

##Vote Psy

[Psychotic]

Understand that this round is not about supporting contenders, it is about town vs. mafia, and you need to find out which one of these two jerkwads murdered Jiro and threw him in the bay!did none of you actually see this? We did the teams thing last round. We've moved on.

Come on gang stop being unimaginative and boring and voting for me just 'cause you back Del. Same for the Psychoticaholics, go hog wild and vote for me if you think I'm guilty. Though I think Del staying in hiding is pretty much a smoking god damn gun. Either way have some fun with it, jeez louise.

I propose profile smurferies for everyone who votes for the townie over the mafia, which I will gladly deliver. Stakes just got raised.

[Parker]

i'm having fun and that is what matters

[Del Murder]

All Psy's talk of sandwiches makes me think this is what happened to Jiro:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0cv8UCTGDw#t=24 (NSFW)

[Psychotic]

i'm having fun and that is what mattersDEAD MEN CAN'T TALK

[Shauna]

I put on my detective cap and could find literally no clues so I just went with my gut feeling. Psy is p evil.

[Iceglow]

I'm basing my opinion and vote on the fact that Del likes mafia clips and films too much it seems to me he's the type to triple bluff people utterly believable. Plus who doesn't like a cold beef sandwich dude?

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I still stand by my reasoning for voting Del. If Psychotic was more suspicious to me, I would vote for him in a heartbeat.

I will say Psychotic has greatly added to my suspicion since my last post, though. While not at night, we have now seen him instigate a day kill of Parker. We now know he is capable of murder. While Del has Murder in his name, thoughts towards him actually killing people is complete speculation. My worries mentioned in the last post still stand with him. Even though Psychotic day killed Parker, he was very open about it within this thread. We clearly see motive in this thread for Parker's kill. I have still seen no motive on either person for actually killing Jiro. Still no alibis either. At this rate, Psychotic is dangerously close to having me change my vote, but I wish I could see more of an alibi from either party.

[Shorty]

Parker was shot and killed by Psychotic in a day kill and identified as a Prostitute.

sorry guys I've been driving all day

[Psychotic]

I'm now accepting apologies and unvotes. :greenie:

##vote: Del Murder

[The Man]

is anyone actually surprised that parker was a hooker though

[Shorty]

We need more votes, people!

[Del Murder]

Dammit Parker did you give me vd?

[Shorty]

This just in: Del Murder suffers from VD, and could have received it from his resident prostitute!

Corrupt lawyers, gentlemen of the night... Del Murder is shaping up to be quite the suspect.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

Could it be possible Psychotic found out what had happened, and his day kill of Parker was just to make sure no one would have to suffer the same vd fate that Del Murder now faces due to his... dealings... as a gentleman of the night?

[Parker]

im not sure i like the current direction of this thread guys

[Psychotic]

im not sure i like the current direction of this thread guysIsn't being a dead prostitute every young man's dream?

[Shorty]

I wonder what else he might get up to during the night...

Scotty, in your theory, you present Psychotic as having a conscience and caring about the welfare of members. What draws you to this conclusion?

[Parker]

im not sure i like the current direction of this thread guysIsn't being a dead prostitute every young man's dream?

is this what you asked Jiro as you killed him?

did you think in your sick twisted psychotic mind that you were helping him?

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I have nothing to back up this hypothesis. I am simply throwing the possibility out there for maybe Psychotic or Del to comment on.

Another possibility with the notion that Psychotic is not an upstanding person is that he did kill Jiro, but Jiro somehow caught wind of this possibility and told Parker of this before his death. Maybe Psychotic is underhanded and has killed off Parker to keep this possible truth from spreading. Then again, Parker has given no indication of this possibility while alive or dead.

What say you, Psychotic?

Edit: As I typed that, Parker gives some indication that Psychotic did kill Jiro, and perhaps Parker did know of this. Interesting.

Editra: And I am reminded of the post: THE DEAD CANNOT TALK or however it went. From Psychotic. Trying to keep Parker quiet, eh?

##unvote Del Murder

##VOTE PSYCHOTIC

[Psychotic]

You're right that I killed Parker to kill him quiet... because he's a member of the Mafia, as proven by his red role! Of course I don't want the Mafia's voice being heard in town.

Your theory is interesting - HOWEVER: We now know Parker was a member of the Mafia. Therefore if Jiro had expressed to Parker his fears that I would kill him, Parker would then tell me as we would've been team mates, and I wouldn't have killed him. However, if we assume Parker and I are not team mates, Parker, knowing Jiro feared death by my hand, would've helped Del to set up the kill in order to allow the mafia to then frame me for the killing.

Checkmate, sir. :holmes:

[Scotty_ffgamer]

Oh, is Prostitute an actual role in the mafia? Or is that just indicated by the red color when Shorty announced it? I haven't played much mafia so I didn't really know how to tell.

##UNVOTE Psychotic until I can receive an answer regarding this query.

Edit: For some reason your "I'm now accepting apologies and unvotes" was something I misread and interpreted that people would be unvoting Del and voting for you. I don't know why.

Editra: Of course, this isn't real Mafia. Maybe you didn't actually know Parker was Mafia. Maybe he was in a rival Mafia. Maybe Del and Psychotic are both rival Mafia leaders. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybeline.

Editaga: ##VOTE DEL MURDER While I can't unshake some suspicion towards Psychotic, he does now provide the most compelling evidence. And Del was my original gut reaction. I was always taught when choosing between two or more options on a test to go with my gut reaction because it is most likely right. Education, don't fail me now.

Editaga x2: Also, if Parker is indeed mafia, Del has admitted to dealings with Parker which is suspicious indeed. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF DEL MURDER?

[Shorty]

Okay you needs have until I wake up to vote because I am 300 miles from home and beat

[Jiro]

You can tell she's tired because she couldn't even insult us properly. NEEDS?!

[Iceglow]

She needs us apparently.

[Madame Adequate]

Having considered the evidence before me, I ##unvote Marick and ##vote Del Murder. I still believe Marick to be guilty of many things though, let the record show that.

[Raistlin]

Psy killed Parker obviously hoping to implicate Del. But how did Psy know what Parker was unless Psy is also scum?

##Vote: Psychotic.

[Psychotic]

Because Psychotic is really good at mafia and that's what Psychotic does, numbnuts.

[Shorty]

I believe with Huxley's vote that puts the contenders at a tie for the round. Damn you, nerds. How can we solve the murder if we have a tie? More on this after the winner of the thunderdome is revealed. I've got the name of Jiro's murderer and hoo boy, it's a killer.

Now comes the important part. Everyone please pm me with the name of the contender you believe should be forced into retirement.

The rounds are over. The game is finished. Everyone and anyone, you decide who is going home.

[Shorty]

Oh sorry Raistlin, I didn't see your vote! I'll get a tally up this evening. This certainly changes things!

[Del Murder]

The people decide the winner? That's not fair; they don't know anything!

[Kalevala]

He has a point.

[Shorty]

Here that, folks? Del Murder thinks you're a bunch of nitwits!

[Agent Proto]

Hear is why you can't trust Shorty.

[Parker]

shorty ur a damn liability!!!!!

sort it out or you'll be on the breadlines before dawn!!!

[Shorty]

Listen, I refuse to accept threats of violence from a dead hooker.

[Madame Adequate]

I'm... I'm not sure you really understand what a "threat" is, Moonflower.

[Shorty]

Six votes in, with one that does not count for Loony BoB.

[Bubba]

I vote for the one who killed the ferret in the woods. You know who you are.

[Jiro]

No, I also vote for Loony BoB. Bystanders are just as guilty.

[Calliope]

##Loony BoB

OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT

[The Man]

##vote: lonny bob

[Jiro]

RISE UP

[Freya]

##Vote: Jiro. I think he offed himself and is tying to put blame on others and is now haunting us as a ghost :colbert:

[Jiro]

Everyone has motive to kill me except me :jess:

[theundeadhero]

I find it highly suspicious that Del has said nothing about his sandwich preferences.
How can I trust someone if I don't know what he likes between two slices of bread?I died laughing at this.

[Jiro]

so many deaths :(

[theundeadhero]

RIP Sandwhich Man :(

[Shorty]

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http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/talia_zpsb3d7b5f1.jpg

VS.


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Kansas City Shuffle noun
Kan·sas Ci·ty Shuf·fle \\ 'kan-z?s 'si-te 'sh?-f?l

: the act of catching one completely off-guard and unaware so that trickery or deceit can take place.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

When Del Murder approached me with the notion that he was fed up - absolutely fed up! - with the likes of Psychotic as a fellow administrator and confessed to me that he could no longer exist on staff while the offending party remained, he proposed that I should host a thunderdome between the two of them to force the loser into retirement. His reasoning in approaching me was that I was the only member who had had met the two of them, and as such, it only seemed fitting that I host the proposed match. I accepted his offer with a smile.

In honoring me with the position of hosting this epic match between two of the greatest administrators to grace these forums, Del Murder unknowingly rooted himself in the position of inevitable failure with regard to the outcome. For you see, the true manner of the relationship between yours truly and P. Sychotic has been veiled throughout the entirety of these challenges, and I have carefully and scrupulously stacked the odds against Del Murder since even before the start of the thunderdome.

Do you, dear members, consider that I would have chosen word jumbles as a challenge had I not known that Psychotic was the absolute master of them, able to solve them in mere minutes (as he was able to demonstrate so perfectly)? Do you think that in a battle of choosing insulting and humiliating names for the opponent that Del Murder stood even the slightest of chances of coming out on top? I will admit that I sought to give Mr. Murder a small advantage in pulling ahead with the rap battle, but his talents once again proved inadequate and once again, it can be objectively proven that Psychotic came out on top. I barely needed to lift a finger when it came to pitting the supporters against one another - of course Psychotic's would prove to be the fiercest and most loyal. The last task would be where it would all fall together - two greatly skilled mafia players challenging their skills against one another. The outcome was of no consequence by this time - Psychotic had thrashed Del Murder in all the rest of the rounds and it mattered not if he lost this one. In fact, one might be able to say he willingly handed it over to Del Murder on account of pity for the man.

Had Del Murder chosen more carefully, he might have earned himself a better place in the ranks other than where he currently sits, which is at the mercy of my scandalous betrayal to my impartial referee duties. You see, it's the slow knife, the knife that takes its time. The knife that waits years without forgetting, then slips quietly between the bones. That's the knife that cuts deepest.

Beginning today, a new reign of terror is upon the forums. And with that, I put an end to this match and declare Psychotic as Champion of the Ultimate Admin Thunderdome.

Del Murder, your defeat has been determined. Proceeding, this public forum will act as a sentencing hearing.

Now, what will it be? Retirement or exile?


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MU SuperFan is just jealous because he has not found the true love that we share, even after secretly dating half of the EoFF member list.


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[Jiro]

I fucking knew it was rigged. God fucking dammit.

[Crop]

Certainly a disappointment, but one of the reasons I wasn't actively supporting Del in this thread even though I am his 'advisor' is because I have been very busy dealing with his various other (more important) nefarious activities.

Also, knowing that this was rigged begs the question - how far up does this staff corruption and forum game rigging go? I will get to the bottom of this!

[Jiro]

Certainly a disappointment, but one of the reasons I wasn't actively supporting Del in this thread even though I am his 'advisor' is because I have been very busy dealing with his various other (more important) nefarious activities.

Also, knowing that this was rigged begs the question - how far up does this staff corruption and forum game rigging go? I will get to the bottom of this!

If you want some goss from a former inside man then ask Agent Proto or Guardian XIII or Levian or Flying Mullet.

[Agent Proto]

Wouldn't it be awesome if this turns out to be a prank?

[Del Murder]

I see how it is. I was hoping for a fair contest between rivals...and this is what I get. This is the thanks I get for putting my time and effort into this contest? Unacceptable.

If I must choose, I choose exile. I don't want to be at a forum let alone on a staff that shows level of corruption. I will not stand for it. Therefore I must end it.

[Calliope]

Sorry dude, but it was all over when you couldn't complete your assigned parody. These are dark times. Where is the Admin that EoFF needs right now?

[Loony BoB]

Okay, guys, I've decided I think ##Psychotic should retiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhtrout.

[Shorty]

I see how it is. I was hoping for a fair contest between rivals...and this is what I get. This is the thanks I get for putting my time and effort into this contest? Unacceptable.

If I must choose, I choose exile. I don't want to be at a forum let alone on a staff that shows level of corruption. I will not stand for it. Therefore I must end it.

So, death then?

[Psychotic]

I see how it is. I was hoping for a fair contest between rivals...and this is what I get. This is the thanks I get for putting my time and effort into this contest? Unacceptable.

If I must choose, I choose exile. I don't want to be at a forum let alone on a staff that shows level of corruption. I will not stand for it. Therefore I must end it.In the words of my father "No time for losers 'cause we are the champions" :smug:

[Del Murder]

I've done some digging, and apparently this corruption goes all the way to the top. Every Admin has access to user private messages. Shorty obviously knows this, and deleted all the incriminating messages from her inbox. But she forgot about her Sent folder. Here's what I found:


Are you sure you nerds want me to do this? You two may not always agree, but he's been pretty loyal to this site for 10 years. He's also been dominating the competition up until this point. I'm not sure the members will buy it.


Okay okay... you don't have to use that type of language with me. You are the absolute worst, but you're the boss. We'll rig it so that he loses, but Paul will need some help because he's really struggling out there.

I will not let this stand!

[Shorty]

A nice try from Del Murder to implicate me, but anyone who knows me knows that I will argue walls of text with Loony BoB instead of a meek "Are you sure?" and then falling in line with his demands with no fight put up. :shobon:

I have administrative measures on my side as well. One of my many secret second accounts was given admin access and I used its privileges to pull this information:



Find a way to get Psychotic out of the picture. He's too untrustworthy to handle the new world order that secretly began when I bought the site. We're rolling it out this year and calling it "Project Chocobo."

I trust only you. You must not fail.

Things didn't work out for either of you so well, did they?

[Agent Proto]

You don't have any secret second accounts with admin access. :colbert:

[Del Murder]

Yeah, nice try. I'm not sure how you knew about Project Chocobo but that's not even a tenth of what it is.

[noxious.sunshine]

Is this like in Harry Potter when no one can be trusted cuz like Imperius Curse and Voldemort & shit?

Is it -that- kind of dark times?

[Ayen]

It's always reassuring to know when you chose the winning side.

[Candy Cane Moogle]

Candy Cane Delivery, Kupo!

I was just casually making my way back through Eizon when I noticed a new message was left for me after my disappearance. I know I said I wouldn't reveal who sends what, but this message was actually meant for the Post Secret (really, why was it sent to me?) I suspect he was drunk and didn't know what was going on when he sent it. The news of this message needs to be brought to light.



I was the one who did it. I killed Jiro. Shorty, Psychotic, Del... I need them all gone. This contest I've planned is all a ruse to pit my people against them.

[Shorty]

You don't have any secret second accounts with admin access. :colbert:

What was that, Agent Smelly? /smug

[Agent Proto]

You had Psy's help. :colbert:

[Shorty]

Why would I need help from anyone when I have access myself?

And why do you fools remain staunchly loyal to Del Murder who is clearly in cahootz with the owner to destroy these forums!?

[Scotty_ffgamer]

What if Psy is actually the super secret alternate account?

[Loony BoB]

A nice try from Del Murder to implicate me, but anyone who knows me knows that I will argue walls of text with Loony BoB instead of a meek "Are you sure?" and then falling in line with his demands with no fight put up. :shobon:
Whenever I bring up something in staff I just assume that Shorty will not be happy with it. If she is happy with it, I start to worry...



Find a way to get Psychotic out of the picture. He's too untrustworthy to handle the new world order that secretly began when I bought the site. We're rolling it out this year and calling it "Project Chocobo."

I trust only you. You must not fail.
Things didn't work out for either of you so well, did they?
On the contrary, I feel the result of this contest is an excellent example to any staff that dare to fail me. I thank you for carrying out this favour. And I'm not one to condone the abuse of defenceless girls, so I also commend you for ensuring that your belt remains nothing but a belt.

[Shorty]

Find a way to get Psychotic out of the picture. He's too untrustworthy to handle the new world order that secretly began when I bought the site. We're rolling it out this year and calling it "Project Chocobo."

I trust only you. You must not fail.
Things didn't work out for either of you so well, did they?
On the contrary, I feel the result of this contest is an excellent example to any staff that dare to fail me. I thank you for carrying out this favour. And I'm not one to condone the abuse of defenceless girls, so I also commend you for ensuring that your belt remains nothing but a belt.

How is this an example of what happens to staff when they fail you? With my help, Psychotic slaughtered his competition and defeated Del Muerto. By my calculations, you don't enter into that scenario at all aside from appointing a failure disciple to carry out your bidding.

You don't scare me!

[Parker]

lame rigged gay fixed etc

[Parker]

oh yea and can i be alive now and my status as Prostitute changed to Reformed Prostitute who now helps young women avoid the whole prostitution path, and is generally pretty much a hero?

[Shauna]

Wow. How horrible! The whole of staff did not endorse this debacle!

[The Man]

i knew this smurfing thing was rigged from the beginning

[Shorty]

Parker has been revealed as a Reformed Prostitute who now helps young women avoid the whole prostitution path, and is generally pretty much a hero in the eyes of lowerclass denizens.

Shorty has been revealed as Mafia and Jiro's True Murderer.

My condolences, pumpkin. It wasn't personal, purely political. :heart: Your murder was used to oust Del Murder from staff in a righteous thunderdome war.

[Agent Proto]

See, I told you guys it was really Shorty who killed Jiro!

Well, I din't outright say it, but I heavily implied it with my original vote for Shorty in the last round.

[Shorty]

Take note, EoFF, for from this moment forward, Proto will forever tout, "I told you so that Shorty was evil!" and you will have to hear it for the rest of your lives.

[Parker]

tbf most of us knew already

[Shorty]

Additionally, everyone who is saying "I knew it was rigged from the start!!!" is guilty of admitted indifference, which in turn makes you equally guilty for both Del Murder's oust and Jiro's death.

You should all spend some quality time reflecting on your personal choices and values.

[The Man]

i tried to get lonny bob ousted; it's not like i did nothing

[Parker]

we have had some fun in this thread and del's song was pretty touching and very sweet so thank you for your service del we will miss you and when you have some time between burpin babies and daiper changes i hope you still have time to pop by and say hello. much love and good luck

[Del Murder]

I'm not done yet. I won't go down without a fight! I demand justice...internet justice. There is only one person I can turn to now...

[Iceglow]

What if Psy is actually the super secret alternate account?

That would make some of the conversations I've had both in PM and on XBL very strange.

Sarah, I knew you were with me (in supporting Paul to clarify), you're one of us at heart. You truly belong with us now, there is no going back!

[Loony BoB]

Find a way to get Psychotic out of the picture. He's too untrustworthy to handle the new world order that secretly began when I bought the site. We're rolling it out this year and calling it "Project Chocobo."

I trust only you. You must not fail.
Things didn't work out for either of you so well, did they?
On the contrary, I feel the result of this contest is an excellent example to any staff that dare to fail me. I thank you for carrying out this favour. And I'm not one to condone the abuse of defenceless girls, so I also commend you for ensuring that your belt remains nothing but a belt.

How is this an example of what happens to staff when they fail you? With my help, Psychotic slaughtered his competition and defeated Del Muerto. By my calculations, you don't enter into that scenario at all aside from appointing a failure disciple to carry out your bidding.

You don't scare me!
I think you're forgetting which one failed me in the task I laid out in the PM you quoted.

[Del Murder]

I'm not done yet. I won't go down without a fight! I demand justice...internet justice. There is only one person I can turn to now...
Never fear, citizen! Super Delete has arrived! Looks like this forum has gotten pretty corrupt while I was away. That's means more deleting for me to do. I'm up for the challenge!

[Shauna]

Oh what. I h8 this guy.

[The Man]

rip in peace ff babe

[Psychotic]

I actually preferred it when she called lonny bob a clown face. Like, what does that mean? Your face makes me laugh? You have a clown's make up on? You literally have an entire clown head to toe for a face? What?
You had Psy's help. :colbert:This one had nothing to do with me, toots.

[theundeadhero]

Oh, thank goodness. After so many years Super Delete has come back.
It's only a shame Del Murder left so quickly after these events. I'm sure he would have greatly appreciated your help.

[Del Murder]

Del Murder is a busy man but thankfully we spoke shortly before I arrived and he filled me in on the details. I'm currently going through the EyesonFF staff forum and I must say--it's not looking good here. I fear this may my biggest challenge yet.

[Kalevala]

You know, on most forums it's just a cute joke to say "leave while you still can," "don't drink the water" or "we're all mad here" on a newbie's welcome thread.

Not here. This place really is smurfed up.

[Calliope]

Yeah, nice try. I'm not sure how you knew about Project Chocobo but that's not even a tenth of what it is.

Are you assembling a team?

[Freya]

Thank goodness Super Delete is here! This place is a mad house! A madhouse! Theundeadhero hasn't had time to hero it up lately so it's great we have another superhero. Save us from the tyrants super delete!

[Jiro]

All this talk of intercepting Mognet messages just means that VTG was right all along. All the staff are corrupt. Time for me to reclaim the revolutionary helm and turn EoFF into a communist paradise. Come, comrades. Let us fight for equality and dispose of the tyrants. Do not put your faith in this "superhero"; show them the strength of your own hands!

[Shorty]

Staff may be at odds with eachother now with Loony BoB tugging at his puppetmaster strings and Del Murder so badly burned that he has to call on an internet superhero to appoint his own justice, but understand that we will come down on you cretins with all the force of The Empire blowing apart Alderaan if you casuals try to start a revolution.

Stay safe, stay in your homes, kiss your children goodnight.

While you still can.

[Ayen]

All this talk of intercepting Mognet messages just means that VTG was right all along. All the staff are corrupt. Time for me to reclaim the revolutionary helm and turn EoFF into a communist paradise. Come, comrades. Let us fight for equality and dispose of the tyrants. Do not put your faith in this "superhero"; show them the strength of your own hands!

Ghost Communist.

[Madame Adequate]

For you see, the true manner of the relationship between yours truly and P. Sychotic has been veiled throughout the entirety of these challenges, and I have carefully and scrupulously stacked the odds against Del Murder since even before the start of the thunderdome.

I wholly agree with rigging things especially against Del Murder, but wait what?? Am I reading too much into this or :erm:

[Raistlin]

I H8 YOU SUPER DELETE

I don't really hate him; that's just his slogan.

[Jiro]

For you see, the true manner of the relationship between yours truly and P. Sychotic has been veiled throughout the entirety of these challenges, and I have carefully and scrupulously stacked the odds against Del Murder since even before the start of the thunderdome.

I wholly agree with rigging things especially against Del Murder, but wait what?? Am I reading too much into this or :erm:

I can answer this question for you for only 7.99

[Shorty]

For you see, the true manner of the relationship between yours truly and P. Sychotic has been veiled throughout the entirety of these challenges, and I have carefully and scrupulously stacked the odds against Del Murder since even before the start of the thunderdome.

I wholly agree with rigging things especially against Del Murder, but wait what?? Am I reading too much into this or :erm:

I can answer this question for you for only 7.99

I'm listening. :shobon:

[Jiro]

I mean I would've expected you to already know but I'll take money where I can get it. Everybody else has to pay for the information themselves though. Just cause I'm dead don't mean I don't need cash. The hookers here know about the GTA trick; it's how they got here.

[Shorty]

Oh, no, darling, you misunderstand. You see, I know what I know. I am interested in what you think you know.

But so be it. If you require a price, I can offer one of non-monetary value. I have two and a half cookies (one half has been eaten), a flattened penny that I stuck on the backwater railroad tracks to transform, and a wrinkled ticket stub from a 2005 Weezer concert I can offer you instead of eight dollars.

[theundeadhero]

Pick the Weezer ticket stub! That thing is a treasure.

[Madame Adequate]

a flattened penny that I stuck on the backwater railroad tracks to murder hundreds

Moonflower's eco-fanaticism has moved into the realm of terrorism.

[Shorty]

It's not that at all! Pennies don't de-rail trains! It's just to flatten them out and make them a unique keepsake!

[Tigmafuzz]

I like trains.