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Shorty
03-18-2014, 06:08 PM
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/scumcity_zps90543a93.png


It's held for years, the shaky truce. Del Murder gets a slice of the profits and free Steve entertainment when he throws a party. Psychotic gets to administer his own brand of justice. He gets to defend his own turf. If Del Murder blunders into a thread and he's not shopping for what Psychotic is selling, he sends him packing.

But he sends him back alive.

That's the rules.

That's the truce.

Del Murders stays quiet.

That leaves Psychotic free to keep the second accounts and the bots out.

The forums will be left wide open.

It'll be war.

The streets will run red with blood -

members' blood.

But Del Murder isn't going to stay quiet anymore. No sir, he's fed up. It's clear from his hysterical outburst here in The Feud thread when Psychotic tried to make a wise crack (http://home.eyesonff.com/wonder-square/154900-feud-14-game-2-a-15.html#post3382635) that he isn't going to take it anymore.

How do we solve a situation in which the forums are no longer big enough for these two admins?

There is only one answer. The one we've all been waiting for.

THUNDERDOME.




List of supporters:

Team Del Murder:
Agent Proto
Calliope
Crop
Freya
Kalevala
Miriel
noxious.sunshine
Parker
Raistlin
Rantz
Shauna

Team Psychotic:
DK
Goldenboko
Iceglow
Jinx
Lenna
Locky
Mister Adequate
Scotty_ffgamer
shion
ToriJ

Goldenboko
03-18-2014, 06:41 PM
Everyone knows that Psychotic is the schemiest Mafia player. He shall dominate this thunderdome.

Del Murder
03-18-2014, 07:16 PM
I accept this challenge, but let's raise the stakes a little.

In Thunderdome, two men enter, only one leaves.

Therefore, I propose the loser of this battle must....


retire from EoFF staff.

Old Manus
03-18-2014, 07:17 PM
joe allen

Jinx
03-18-2014, 07:25 PM
##Vote: Psychotic

Mister Adequate
03-18-2014, 07:30 PM
I respect Del Murder. I even like Del Murder.

But my loyalty must lie with Paul C. Hotic.

Psychotic
03-18-2014, 07:36 PM
I accept this challenge, but let's raise the stakes a little.

In Thunderdome, two men enter, only one leaves.

Therefore, I propose the loser of this battle must....


retire from EoFF staff.The Age of the Four Admins has lasted entirely too long. We're stagnating and something has to change. I do accept these terms. No joking, no fucking about, let's do just that.

And yet, you would seek to fight me in the Thunderdome, of all things? Someone grab me a shovel. Time to bury an old man six feet deep. Enjoy the show folks, this will be the internet equivalent to watching Rome burn.

Shorty
03-18-2014, 08:08 PM
The gloves are off from both competitors, and the first challenge will be revealed in a few short hours.

Shauna
03-18-2014, 08:13 PM
Poor Del. I will root for him because nobody else is at this point.

Also he is way cooler than Psy.

Shorty
03-18-2014, 08:14 PM
Not so! Del has Jinx on is side. ##voting is voting them as SCUM.

So far it's all ladies for Murder and a sausagefest for Psychotic.

Jinx
03-18-2014, 08:16 PM
no no no i'm on pauw's side :(

Shauna
03-18-2014, 08:16 PM
That just proves further that Del is the cool guy

EDIT: Okay.

Shorty
03-18-2014, 08:17 PM
no no no i'm on pauw's side :(

do you even mafia

Jinx
03-18-2014, 08:25 PM
##Unvote: Psychotic
##Vote: Del Murder

i am paul's fiery temptresst

Del Murder
03-18-2014, 08:39 PM
I probably don't want somebody named 'Jinx' on my side anyway. :tongue:

Rome may have burned, but it did rule the world for quite some time. You can't stay on top forever, but I don't think my time has come yet. I may be a Thunderdome rookie but I still have a few tricks left up my sleeve.

Too bad this is a one-on-one battle and not a couples tag team bout because Miriel would wipe the floor with Iceglow any day of the week.

Rantz
03-18-2014, 08:57 PM
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a staffer. To me, being a staffer was better than being President of the United States. Even before I was first nominated for MLT be the next Cid's Knight, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in the forums that were full of nobodies. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double posted in front of newbies and nobody ever gave them a warning. In EoEO when they spammed more than anyone, nobody ever banned them.

theundeadhero. tuh. tuh went around people's profiles and a few other places for his friend Psychotic who was the boss over everybody in the user notes section. Psychotic might have responded slow, but it was only because he didn't have to respond to anybody. At first, my friends loved that I got recruited to staff. Pure Quin14, who was another FFIX fan, had tried to get on staff since he joined, and he liked that I got in. He always said IX fans were underappreciated. And Cz was happy after he found out that several staffers were British, just as he was. To Cz, it was the answer to his prayers.

I was the luckiest guy in the world. I could go anywhere. I could do anything. I knew everybody and everybody knew me. But it wasn't too long before my friends changed their minds. For them, the staff position was supposed to be a light-hearted thing, but for me, it was dead serious. People like Quin could never understand, but I was a part of something. I belonged. I was treated like a grown-up. Every day I was learning to score. Quin was always pissed off. He was pissed that he had to follow the rules. He was pissed that he got warnings for spamming. He was pissed that the user notes were replaced with visitor messages. But after a while, he was mostly pissed that I stayed on staff. He said they were elitists and that I was an elitist. He said I was going to get corrupted. I used to say I was only trying to be a good role model, but he knew better. He knew what went on in the staff forum and, every once in a while, usually after he got his load on, I had to listen to him flaming me. But by then, I didn't care. No matter how much flaming I took, I wouldn't listen to what he said. I don't think I even heard him. The way I saw it, everybody has to get flamed some time.

That was it. No more remarks from Cid's Knights. No more snarky attitude from oldbies. In fact, no more snark from anybody. How could I go back to General Chat after that and discuss peeing in the shower and soda vs. pop.

Hundreds of members depended on Psychotic and he got Ciddies votes from every one of them. It was tribute, just like back in user notes, except they were doing out in the open forums. All they got from Psychotic was protection from other staffers looking to profile rape or joke ban them. That's what it's all about. That's what the people who report posts can never understand, that what Psychotic and his underlings does is offer protection for people who can't get help from the staff. They're like the forums staff for rulebreakers.

People looked at me differently. They knew I was with somebody. I didn't have to wait in line in the Signature Service thread. The best sig artists knew who I was with, and they'd come online right away, no matter how many people had been begging for sigs. I was taken care of first. Nobody reported my posts anymore, even though I was insulting members openly. After three years as a member, I was getting more Ciddies than most of the oldbies around the forums. I had more Ciddies than I could name. I had it all. One day some of the newbies at the time voted for LunarWeaver to get his first Ciddie. It was out of respect.

Long story short, I betrayed Psychotic. I support Del Murder. :cool:

Shorty
03-18-2014, 11:16 PM
ROUND 1
JUMBLE TO JUMBLE
http://home.eyesonff.com/user/signature/sigpic1390_5.gif VS. http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/walrus_brown_zpseb485812.png


We'll start you boys off nice and easy with our first challenge. Simple enough - throw jumbles of letters at the other competitor to interpret into words. You'll have forty-eight hours to issue and complete as many as you can to win the hearts of the members.

Spectators, pay close attention. When all of the rounds have been completed, you'll be voting on the winner. Keep your eyes peeled for talent a la verbiage in this challenge!

No one but the competitors are to guess. If I catch guessers or helpers, they will be swiftly and painfully escorted from the arena by Security. You do not want to mess with
http://home.eyesonff.com/members/6514-albums107-picture32417t.jpg

*Del Murder supporters are likely to be treated more roughly as security is not impartial.
**Ref (yours truly) cannot be responsible for heinous actions security may engage in with offenders.

And GO!

Psychotic
03-18-2014, 11:40 PM
Well well! For all your love of Empires, Del Murder, how about an Empire that surpassed Rome? That's right, I'm going to go BRITISH on you! Home field advantage, you dirty scoundrel. Unjumble these British words to obtain a UK serial programme which is globally popular. Pip smurfin' pip mate.

RSCKNEIK - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
LBOYDO - _ _ _ _ _ _
GDOSDNI - _ _ _ _ _ _ _
FEFCHUD - _ _ _ _ _ _ _
OHERCEI - _ _ _ _ _ _ _
MEUPRCST - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
NUVGRO - _ _ _ _ _ _
EKANWR - _ _ _ _ _ _
IIBSCUT - _ _ _ _ _ _ _

_ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _

Ayen
03-18-2014, 11:42 PM
I shall gladly sell my support to the highest bidder.

We shall start the bidding at 500G.

Del Murder
03-18-2014, 11:44 PM
My wit is as much finesse as yours is brash, so rather then punish you with difficulty I took a more direct approach. Unscramble these of your EoFF cronies to get the punchline!

WEIOGCL
_ _ (_) _ _ _

KD
_ _

OYBNOLOB
_ _ _ _ _ - (_) _ (_)

FWIYMMOLIMN
_ _ - _ _ - _ _ _ - _ _ _ (_)

ARYEF
(_) _ _ _ (_)

Q: Of all of his secret EoFF girlfriends, whom does Psychotic miss the most?

A: (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_)

Psychotic
03-18-2014, 11:47 PM
Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

IC(E) GLOW

DK

LOONY (B)O (B)

I'M MY OWN MIL(F)

(F) REY (A)


Which of course leads us to the greatest EoFFer of all time, who h8ed you for riuning her threads. FF BABE!

Shorty
03-18-2014, 11:49 PM
Three minutes, our first record! Does Del Murder have what it takes to match Psychotic's challenge?

Psychotic
03-18-2014, 11:56 PM
My first one was on a subject Del knows little about. So if we're going to use each other's EoFF pasts, I'm game. Del Murder is of course a fan of the Lounge, and comments in many television show threads. In fact, he famously creates the media log threads so people can discuss their favourites. Now, I've taken a list of his favourite shows from 2014:

RORSVVI - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
YLDISOHAWHTE - _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _
ENWRGIL - _ _ _ / _ _ _ _
AMDREFNMOLYI - _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _
HTEISMSNSPO - _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

_ _ _ _ _

Hint: This heroic show might make a certain flying EoFFer go green with envy.

Del Murder
03-19-2014, 12:00 AM
Hey, old chap, looks like you made a mistake in your own British Jumble. See if you can spot it. :greenie: Here's my answer, though. No peeking until you eat your humble pie. Jolly good now. Good day.

KNICKERS
BLOODY
SODDING
CHUFFED
CHEERIO
CRUMPETS
GUVNOR
WANKER
BISCUIT

DOCTOR WHO

Psychotic
03-19-2014, 12:12 AM
On the knickers, no doubt. However, you may like to know that you also committed a similar error, although you went one letter too few instead of one too many as I did. That's always been the way with us though, eh? I've always been the long one, you've always been the short. :greenie: Ahohoho.

Anyway, this Jumble train ain't stoppin' yet. With the 8 hour time delay I've got to get as many as I can in before bed! We go now from the Lounge to Quina's Kitchen, a forum in which Mr Murder had a key role in the creation of. I've taken the topics of some of the most popular threads...

SEHCEOOLTCAGG - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _
TKASE - _ _ _ _ _
TAEEVGSLBE - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
LASOMDN - _ _ _ _ _ _ _
ERECSBHGUREE - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
FLEWFAS - _ _ _ _ _ _ _

I no can eat until it _ _ _ _ _ _

Mister Adequate
03-19-2014, 12:39 AM
POOPS

Shorty
03-19-2014, 12:39 AM
SECURITY

Raistlin
03-19-2014, 12:41 AM
Who is this Psychotic? Did he just register? In my day, we didn't let spammy newbies become staff. You have to be pompous and elitist to get anywhere in this world, so it's only fitting that the old Elitist Party president will wipe the floor with the young ruffian.

Someone make a "Team Murder" sig set.

Shlup
03-19-2014, 12:43 AM
You guys are seriously having a word jumble battle. WTF.

Psychotic
03-19-2014, 12:52 AM
You guys are seriously having a word jumble battle. WTF.You're just jealous because the boys didn't invite you to play.

Shlup
03-19-2014, 12:55 AM
I don't speak European.

Pumpkin
03-19-2014, 12:55 AM
Stop fighting u guise.

You're tearing us apart :cry: Does this mean I have to go live with grandpa?

Dr Unne
03-19-2014, 12:58 AM
You guys are seriously having a word jumble battle. WTF.

Next round is also word jumble, but shirtless with switchblades.

Shlup
03-19-2014, 12:59 AM
Now that I can get behind.

Jinx
03-19-2014, 01:05 AM
when you're a jet you're a jet

Aulayna
03-19-2014, 01:30 AM
Can't we just fire both of them?

Jiro
03-19-2014, 01:31 AM
oh god

this is it

that fateful day

I hoped it would never come

qzVBqBosf5w

Freya
03-19-2014, 01:35 AM
Psychotic recently said I was mean. Del said I was nice. sooo...


GO DEL! JUMBLE THAT JUMBLE JERK!

Shorty
03-19-2014, 02:07 AM
I made some simple sig banners for those who wish to support their contestant. Or make your own!

As the ref, I have to remain impartial.

Mister Adequate
03-19-2014, 02:16 AM
SECURITY

The word clearly does not conform to ANY of the possibilities and was voiced entirely in jest, you nerd-licker.

Shorty
03-19-2014, 02:19 AM
Tell it to the judge!

Jinx
03-19-2014, 02:22 AM
I chose to put a little personal touch on my Psychotic sig-support.

Ace Protorney
03-19-2014, 02:50 AM
This is like watching the feud, except now it means something. At least that's what I'm getting out of this. I think I may want to support Murder here.

Jinx
03-19-2014, 02:58 AM
Hey ref, can we get a run-down of who is supporting who?

Mister Adequate
03-19-2014, 03:44 AM
Del Murder Supporters:
Miriel
Jinx

Psychotic Supporters:
All the other people

Shorty
03-19-2014, 03:45 AM
Impersonation of an officer. Fifty points from TP.

Mister Adequate
03-19-2014, 03:52 AM
Problem, Toilet Paper? :smug:

Jinx
03-19-2014, 03:58 AM
f u milf i'm team paul

Shorty
03-19-2014, 04:11 AM
Team Del Murder:
Agent Proto
Freya
Miriel
Raistlin
Shauna

Team Psychotic:
Goldenboko
Iceglow
Jinx
Mister Adequate

Undecided:
ToriJ

Disqualified from supporting:
Shlup

Ayen
03-19-2014, 04:13 AM
Undecided:
ToriJ

I prefer the term 'free lance'.

fire_of_avalon
03-19-2014, 04:16 AM
I probably don't want somebody named 'Jinx' on my side anyway. :tongue:

Rome may have burned, but it did rule the world for quite some time. You can't stay on top forever, but I don't think my time has come yet. I may be a Thunderdome rookie but I still have a few tricks left up my sleeve.

Too bad this is a one-on-one battle and not a couples tag team bout because Miriel would wipe the floor with Iceglow any day of the week.

http://i.imgur.com/iRxPq9h.gif

Jinx
03-19-2014, 04:18 AM
do we have confirmation that miriel is supporting del, or are we just assuming?

Shorty
03-19-2014, 04:37 AM
Well, she's carrying his two babies, so I'm putting her name down whether she tells me to or not.

Steve is also carrying Psychotic's two babies, so his name goes down as well.

Del Murder
03-19-2014, 04:42 AM
Alright, up the difficulty and continue this trip down memory lane. Psychotic has led several EoFF political parties to victory, but does he remember the little people? The following are some lesser-known members of his parties over the years. Unscramble them to solve the riddle!

DEEYDO
_ (_) _ - (_) _ _

KONHOARWHDDHO
_ (_) _ _ (_) _ _ (_) - _ _ _ _

MLYACSUYRRICOSTEETR
_ _ _ (_) _ _ _ _ _ (_) _ _ (_) - _ _ _ _ _ _

NMEUIRPGRUNO
_ _ _ (_) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (_)

PAJNEKRICA
_ _ _ _ (_) _ (_) _ _ _

Q: Of all the parties Psychotic has been in, which is the only one that actually meant anything?

A: Loony BoB's (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) - (_) (_) (_) (_) (_).

Ayen
03-19-2014, 04:45 AM
Steve is also carrying Psychotic's two babies, so his name goes down as well.

I'm going to need details.

Jinx
03-19-2014, 04:46 AM
you're a sick man, torij

Del Murder
03-19-2014, 05:07 AM
My first one was on a subject Del knows little about. So if we're going to use each other's EoFF pasts, I'm game. Del Murder is of course a fan of the Lounge, and comments in many television show threads. In fact, he famously creates the media log threads so people can discuss their favourites. Now, I've taken a list of his favourite shows from 2014:

RORSVVI - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
YLDISOHAWHTE - _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _
ENWRGIL - _ _ _ / _ _ _ _
AMDREFNMOLYI - _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _
HTEISMSNSPO - _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

_ _ _ _ _

Hint: This heroic show might make a certain flying EoFFer go green with envy.
SURVIVOR
THE DAILY SHOW
NEW GIRL
MODERN FAMILY
THE SIMPSONS

Answer: ARROW!

Miriel
03-19-2014, 05:19 AM
do we have confirmation that miriel is supporting del, or are we just assuming?

Del Murder + Miriel 4 evvaaaa

Shorty
03-19-2014, 05:23 AM
Steve is also carrying Psychotic's two babies, so his name goes down as well.

I'm going to need details.

You are welcome to ask either Iceglow or Psychotic for details.

Del Murder
03-19-2014, 05:42 AM
Psychotic likes a little mafia, doesn't he? Fancies himself the best mafia player ever? Well let's see how he handles unscrambling some of these mafia roles.

DSBPOENILSCEVRE
_ _ _ _ (_) _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ (_) _ _

ITARNMOAJFAI
_ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ (_) (_)

EKJRELIAEP
_ _ _ (_) _ (_) _ _ _ _

GWETMIAHE
_ (_) _ (_) _ - _ _ _ _

SLILEAKERIRL
(_) _ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ _

Q: Psychotic and querty are familiar with these roles, both in and out of the game. :jokey:

A: (_) (_) (_) - (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_)

Mister Adequate
03-19-2014, 06:34 AM
do we have confirmation that miriel is supporting del, or are we just assuming?

Del Murder + Miriel 4 evvaaaa

Wait what happened to Miriels I through III :confused:

Freya
03-19-2014, 06:46 AM
Hux, stop being such an abrasive vanorre. :colbert: we should throw him in the thunderdome too.

Mister Adequate
03-19-2014, 06:48 AM
I'll throw you into the Sky Chamber and you won't even know what that is until a book I've barely started planning is completed :doublecolbert:

Tigmafuzz
03-19-2014, 07:43 AM
I support whoever is winning at any given moment, but after this is over I will endlessly lament the removal of whoever lost, and constantly say things like "Do you guys remember when [x] was on staff? Those were the days."

Del Murder
03-19-2014, 07:43 AM
On the knickers, no doubt. However, you may like to know that you also committed a similar error, although you went one letter too few instead of one too many as I did. That's always been the way with us though, eh? I've always been the long one, you've always been the short. :greenie: Ahohoho.

Anyway, this Jumble train ain't stoppin' yet. With the 8 hour time delay I've got to get as many as I can in before bed! We go now from the Lounge to Quina's Kitchen, a forum in which Mr Murder had a key role in the creation of. I've taken the topics of some of the most popular threads...

SEHCEOOLTCAGG - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _
TKASE - _ _ _ _ _
TAEEVGSLBE - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
LASOMDN - _ _ _ _ _ _ _
ERECSBHGUREE - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
FLEWFAS - _ _ _ _ _ _ _

I no can eat until it _ _ _ _ _ _
CHOCOLATE EGGS
STEAK
VEGETABLES
ALMONDS
CHEESEBURGER
WAFFLES

I no can eat until it WEAKER. :quina:

Psychotic
03-19-2014, 10:20 AM
Well you have two Cid's Knights (one current, one former!) on that list so it's hardly a list of the obscure!

We have Odd-Eye, Hardwood Hank (I think - the letters spell Hardwood Hhonk), Recirculatory System, PureMourning and JackNapier.

The letters we have unravel as Loony BoB's Wedding Paety which I can only assume means his Wedding Party.

PureMourning was the tricky one. The other four are all better known by other user names.

Psychotic
03-19-2014, 03:12 PM
I was hoping someone else would post so I didn't have to double post, but hey ho.

In true mafia fashion, all of these roles must have their official colours! MAFIA PRO TIP: You know the roleclaim is false if they don't use the right hex code! ;)

Beloved Princess, Mafia Janitor, Jailkeeper, White Mage, Serial Killer, to get The Lovers!

Del Murder
03-19-2014, 03:44 PM
Well you have two Cid's Knights (one current, one former!) on that list so it's hardly a list of the obscure!

We have Odd-Eye, Hardwood Hank (I think - the letters spell Hardwood Hhonk), Recirculatory System, PureMourning and JackNapier.

The letters we have unravel as Loony BoB's Wedding Paety which I can only assume means his Wedding Party.

PureMourning was the tricky one. The other four are all better known by other user names.
That's probably why I didn't recognize the names. :lol: Blast you people and your name changes! I should have known Odd Eye was Oddler, because I like Oddler. Who are the other three? Some rogue admin never filled out the Formerly Field! Funnily enough, PureMourning was the only one I did recognize because I remember the very funny zombie nickname of PusMoaning.

You made a mistake in one of yours too! I just got tired of pointing them out. It's comforting to know you're also human. It means you can be killed.

I'll have two more of these later. The last one hopes to be a real stumper!

Loony BoB
03-19-2014, 04:11 PM
This is definitely one of the weirder thunderdomes I've stumbled across.

I can't take sides, because it's not in my nature to side with either of you punks.

Psychotic
03-19-2014, 04:50 PM
Hardwood Hank is Levian, Recirculatory System is Mister Adequate and JackNapier is Übel. And don't go italicising rogue admin at me young man, these all happened before I got the title! Incidentally PusMoaning was what came to my mind too.

Calliope
03-19-2014, 04:50 PM
When two administrators rumble
And the rumble is a jumble
And the jumble is a bungle
And the jumbler's never humble
With supporters in a bundle
They call it a...admin bungle jumble rumble battle!

http://img.geocaching.com/cache/3a3b4141-efcc-4c49-84f0-1e74c880d083.jpg

Del Murder
03-19-2014, 05:24 PM
For those of you who don't speak Nicky, the above post translates to 'I support Del Murder'.

Psychotic
03-19-2014, 05:49 PM
Hey Nicky, Del said Pulp were rubbish.

Steve
03-19-2014, 05:51 PM
Too bad this is a one-on-one battle and not a couples tag team bout because Miriel would wipe the floor with Iceglow any day of the week.

Oh I wouldn't be too sure of that, I could just be a complete misogynist and upset her again.

Also, the babies thing was a long story Tori-j, it involved Paul, me, BoB's mother and a very long running away scene.

Del Murder
03-19-2014, 05:52 PM
As well all know, Psychotic tends to sweep every Ciddies. He's a popular guy, and popular guys tend to win popularity contests. Let's see if he can unscramble these former Ciddie awards to solve the riddle.

AENBDGNET
Most Likely To... _ _ _ - _ (_) _ _ _ _

RREMDIBPOTMEMOUESCVT
_ _ _ _ - _ _ _ (_) _ _ _ (_) _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ _

EUNISERASGBTT
_ _ _ _ - _ _ _ (_) _ (_) _ _ _

AEUSEFETCLTM
_ _ _ _ (_) _ - _ _ (_) _ _ _

HEGIEBTRVBDIUNS
Most Likely To... _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ - _ _ (_) - (_) _ _

Q: What's the one award Psychotic will never sweep?

A: (_) (_) (_) (_) - (_) (_) (_) (_) (_)

Night Fury
03-19-2014, 05:53 PM
I fully support Pauliflower forever.

Jinx
03-19-2014, 05:56 PM
steve is gonna poo out their little poo nugget babies

Steve
03-19-2014, 05:59 PM
steve is gonna poo out their little poo nugget babies

I've decided to have a C-section actually, I mean my asshole can't stretch that much!

Night Fury
03-19-2014, 06:01 PM
I dunno steve, you have a pretty big mouth. :p

Steve
03-19-2014, 06:06 PM
I dunno steve, you have a pretty big mouth. :p

lol coming from a pheremonally challenged woman? :P

DK
03-19-2014, 07:03 PM
Can we add in a clause that makes a tie in this thunderdome a possibility, and that if the conclusion ends up in a tie that we eject lonny bob forever? clearly that would be the best result for EoFF as a community.

Psychotic
03-19-2014, 08:11 PM
Del Murder famously visited Square-Enix on behalf of EoFF. So let's see just how well he knows his newfound pals and whether he can unravel the names of these past and present Square-Enix employees.

AGUCIBIHROSOANUK _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
AOCYIDWAI - _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _
EMBOANOSTUUU - _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _
EBPOTRLRERE - _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _
NKISYOOHTAAAAM - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _
AOMTMOMUIOYATR - _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Another Square-Enix employee: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _

Shorty
03-19-2014, 08:19 PM
Score so far:

Del Murder:
Issued - 4
Completed - 3

Psychotic:
Issued - 4
Completed - 3

Freya
03-19-2014, 08:26 PM
Wow these jumble kings are really good at jumbling!

Shorty
03-19-2014, 08:28 PM
Can we add in a clause that makes a tie in this thunderdome a possibility, and that if the conclusion ends up in a tie that we eject lonny bob forever? clearly that would be the best result for EoFF as a community.

Clause has been reviewed and accepted.

Any others with clause proposals are encouraged to step forward and offer them.

Psychotic
03-19-2014, 09:08 PM
We better fix this score! Most Likely to Get Banned, Most Productive Member, Best Signature, Cutest Female, and the first ever Ciddie I won, MLT Be Driving The Bus. Most Productive Member was a bitch, I was working on the assumption that all four letter starters would be BEST. Oh, and as soon as I saw the answer I said "that son of a bitch" out loud :p Best Admin.

Meanwhile I gave myself home field advantage earlier, so let us literally give it to Mr Murder. See, he is famously a fan of baseball, always being very diligent in setting up the EoFF fantasy league - such a shame that he never wins! Never mind, here are some Hall of Famers that I think he will have heard of.

KILLSMAICWID - _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
AROMLTAERBOOR - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _
RNHREOSCIYENDEK - _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
DBGSNRRAEENY - _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
JNAICPRRKLE - _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _
ISENDELSCERYNKE - _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
YEBLREVBETLN - _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
LIFOGRELISNRE - _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _
BCEUYIRTTKKP - _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _

An alter-ego of the true champ: _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _

Calliope
03-19-2014, 11:45 PM
Hey Nicky, Del said Pulp were rubbish.

Remember when you had the opportunity to make me a temporary Admin when Towns was "on a break"? This would have been one of many excellent times for me to repay you for that, had that happened. Also, Del would never dream of using the word "rubbish", he's nowhere near cultured enough for that.

;_;

Del Murder
03-20-2014, 12:28 AM
Ok, here it is. My ultimate jumble. No theme this time, just a list of 8 EoFF user names. There's a catch though, instead of marking letters in each word, there is a single letter missing from each word. These 8 letters will come to gether to form the name of a member I am quite fond of, but has left us some time ago. He's a former staff, and some may even say the yang to my yin. Have fun!

PTNAGRTOO
_ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ _

OKRAO
_ _ _ _ _ _

AUANMHR
_ _ - _ _ _ _ _ _

AREMG
_ _ _ _ _ _

KNEACORCR
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

EILOLAP
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

GANRAWE
_ _ _ - _ _ _ _ _

SIILATR
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

A: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Crop
03-20-2014, 12:52 AM
Psy has the charisma but Del is a true leader, a real man of the people, an enforcer of good. I throw my considerable influence behind Del.

Also Psy is a dirty Liverpoop fan.

Del Murder
03-20-2014, 04:36 AM
Crop, you shall have 10 acres of Psychotic's land once I strip him of all titles. That goes for any of my loyal supporters!

Del Murder
03-20-2014, 05:14 AM
Del Murder famously visited Square-Enix on behalf of EoFF. So let's see just how well he knows his newfound pals and whether he can unravel the names of these past and present Square-Enix employees.

AGUCIBIHROSOANUK _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
AOCYIDWAI - _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _
EMBOANOSTUUU - _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _
EBPOTRLRERE - _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _
NKISYOOHTAAAAM - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _
AOMTMOMUIOYATR - _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Another Square-Enix employee: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _
You sick bastard. Making me try to remember the spellings for Japanese names? The first one gave me the most trouble, and for some reason I stared at the one for Amano for five minutes thinking 'I wonder which one of these is Amano' before I realized it was the one I was staring at.


HIRONOBU SAKAGUCHI (missing an H)
YOICHI WADA (missing an H)
NOBUO UEMATSU
ROBERT PEELER (missing an E)
Yoshitaka AMANO
MOTUMO TORIYAMA

YOSHINORI KITASE - easiest one to guess, since I've met the man twice. Didn't even have to look up the spelling!

Jiro
03-20-2014, 05:39 AM
I'm looking forward to the parody song round.

Wonder if I should speculate on this. My days as EoFF's investigative jironalist are over but I have ~information~ which might indicate what outcome we can expect. Willing to sell this information to the highest bidder fyi.

PS I support both and neither of them.

Madonna
03-20-2014, 05:53 AM
How are you guys Jumble Kings if you keep missing letters? You guys are killing me.

##VOTE: [M] SHORTY

Jiro, are you suggesting this is all a rigged game wherein one or both of these administrators are stepping down but decided to do it via this game to make it fun and interesting?! Because that is something which I would not suspect that at all.

Also, we should Mafia.

Jiro
03-20-2014, 05:57 AM
We should Mafia.

I may or may not be suggesting anything of the sort.

Del Murder
03-20-2014, 06:19 AM
We better fix this score! Most Likely to Get Banned, Most Productive Member, Best Signature, Cutest Female, and the first ever Ciddie I won, MLT Be Driving The Bus. Most Productive Member was a bitch, I was working on the assumption that all four letter starters would be BEST. Oh, and as soon as I saw the answer I said "that son of a bitch" out loud :p Best Admin.

Meanwhile I gave myself home field advantage earlier, so let us literally give it to Mr Murder. See, he is famously a fan of baseball, always being very diligent in setting up the EoFF fantasy league - such a shame that he never wins! Never mind, here are some Hall of Famers that I think he will have heard of.

KILLSMAICWID - _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
AROMLTAERBOOR - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _
RNHREOSCIYENDEK - _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
DBGSNRRAEENY - _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
JNAICPRRKLE - _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _
ISENDELSCERYNKE - _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
YEBLREVBETLN - _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
LIFOGRELISNRE - _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _
BCEUYIRTTKKP - _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _

An alter-ego of the true champ: _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _
Hey now, I won the fantasy baseball league 8 times and the football league 3 times! Even though I love the sport, the Hall of Fame is enormous and this was actually quite difficult.

DICK WILLIAMS
ROBERTO ALOMAR
RICKEY HENDERSON
RYNE SANDBERG
CAL RIPKEN JR
DENNIS ECKERSLEY
BERT BLYLEVEN
ROLLIE FINGERS
KIRBY PUCKETT

The answer is MILLER FAMILY DOG. You would think after all these years, Spuuky would learn some tricks from his own dog and perform better in our leagues. Oh well!

Shorty
03-20-2014, 06:25 AM
How are you guys Jumble Kings if you keep missing letters? You guys are killing me.

##VOTE: [M] SHORTY

Jiro, are you suggesting this is all a rigged game wherein one or both of these administrators are stepping down but decided to do it via this game to make it fun and interesting?! Because that is something which I would not suspect that at all.

Also, we should Mafia.

Lynxie has been escorted from the arena for hassling the ref and has been dropped off at the docks so he can begin a game of Mafia for us to participate in.

Ayen
03-20-2014, 07:02 AM
If this is rigged it's the best rigged game I've seen and I applaud the staff for their creativity.

Del Murder
03-20-2014, 07:19 AM
The staff? The STAFF?? Psychotic and I are doing all the legwork. I'll give some credit to Shorty for hosting but Mario Lopez could also do that job. Maybe we should declare a tie and then fire the rest of them.

Anyway, we can give that bloody wanker Psychotic time to finish my last jumble (if he can! :smug:) but I'm ready for the next round!

Shorty
03-20-2014, 07:21 AM
Come on, Mario Lopez? Who just has to stand there and look pretty? I'm busting my ass over here!

Ayen
03-20-2014, 07:22 AM
Both your names are too damn long to spell. Staff is easier.

Jiro
03-20-2014, 07:56 AM
Shorty doesn't have the muscle definition or blindingly white smile to be Mario Lopez.

Shorty
03-20-2014, 07:59 AM
You nerds will have to settle for my non-existent muscles and no-teeth smile instead.

Psychotic
03-20-2014, 09:19 AM
I did try to make the baseball players ones who had played for the A's or were active in the 90's/00's. :shobon:

Agent Proto, kotora, Mr Shauna, Mirage, NeoCracker, Calliope, War Angel, Raistlin. The answer is the beast from the eest, eestlinc!

Shiny
03-20-2014, 09:23 AM
Shorty doesn't have the muscle definition or blindingly white smile to be Mario Lopez.

But she does have the booty.

Shlup
03-20-2014, 10:07 AM
This is going to go on literally forever.

Steve
03-20-2014, 10:34 AM
As security I suppose I ought to deal with this Californian nutter....

*hands Shlup a baby, any baby will do. Don't ask questions it's just a god damn baby*

Hush and take care of the baby.

Jiro
03-20-2014, 11:59 AM
This is going to go on literally forever.

This is the point. It already has gone on forever. It will continue to go on forever.

Calliope
03-20-2014, 06:04 PM
It probably has to - I don't think EoFF could cope with the terrible imbalance it would suffer if one of these jumble kings actually manged to oust the other.

Shorty
03-20-2014, 06:09 PM
This is going to go on literally forever.

This is the point. It already has gone on forever. It will continue to go on forever.

Neither can live while the other survives.

Del Murder
03-20-2014, 06:41 PM
Yes yes, let's get on with it. I can't suffer another day working with this chaff.

Psychotic
03-20-2014, 08:10 PM
As a kid I didn't know what chaff grenades were and wasn't best pleased that they never seemed to kill any guards in Metal Gear Solid.

Shorty
03-20-2014, 08:41 PM
http://i1292.photobucket.com/albums/b570/eoffpostsecret/slevin_zps7bbb55bd.png


The Rabbi and The Boss


One time they were one
with one another,


and then they tried
to kill one another.


Now neither man leaves
his respective tower of isolation,


for fear of what
the other man will do to him.


Our contenders appear to be playing it safe in throwing jumbles of letters and whatnot back and forth at eachother. It's possible they're saving their fists for the right time, but... we'll see, I guess.

Round two will begin shortly!

Shorty
03-20-2014, 09:13 PM
ROUND 2
STICKS AND STONES


http://i1292.photobucket.com/albums/b570/eoffpostsecret/therabbi_zps8453ca37.jpg VS. http://i1292.photobucket.com/albums/b570/eoffpostsecret/theboss_zps4f8cb15a.jpg


What's that, you say? What does this round entail? It so happens that our contenders graduate from word wars to offensive name-calling. The contenders will have forty-eight hours to hurl the most insulting screen names they can come up with at eachother for the ultimate profile rape.

Once again, spectators, keep a sharp eye out for the best (or possibly worst!) insults in this round! It is up to the contenders whether they will be accepting suggestions from the crowd or not.

and FIGHT!

Psychotic
03-20-2014, 09:32 PM
Well friends, I've opened my account with Del Furder, The Godfather of Yiff. The man himself is famously not a fan of Baloki and his furry ways, and I thought he should embrace it. I've also made it a long name as lonny bob gets really mad at me whenever I use long names, and if I can piss off both bob and Del at the same time then who am I to argue?

Del Murder
03-21-2014, 12:28 AM
I went with a long one as well:

Psychotic Secretly Yearns to Carress, Hold, or Otherwise Touch Iceglow's C***

The last word is left to the user's imagination.

Also do I get bonus points for using an acronym?

(I just realized we are going to totally destroy EoFF's servers by changing our names this many times)

LocoColt04
03-21-2014, 01:16 AM
Also do I get bonus points for using an acronym?Yes.

But "Secretly" should really be "Shamelessly."

Shorty
03-21-2014, 01:41 AM
I'm not going to lie, that acronym usage was pretty slick.

Can Psychotic one-up Del Furder once he wakes up?

Shauna
03-21-2014, 02:01 AM
Go Del Furder!

Freya
03-21-2014, 02:08 AM
Omg I'm sure changing a usernames on members who have 38,799 and one who has 36,993 does kill the servers. WORST IDEA FOR SERVERNESS.

LocoColt04
03-21-2014, 02:11 AM
Given that all users are just numbers whose names populate on various pages at the time of their access, it's probably not as bad as you think. :P

It does make the url for profile pages hell, though. edit: I lied, you guys are intelligent and still use numeric urls for users. Nice.

Kalevala
03-21-2014, 03:06 AM
http://i1292.photobucket.com/albums/b570/eoffpostsecret/therabbi_zps8453ca37.jpg VS. http://i1292.photobucket.com/albums/b570/eoffpostsecret/theboss_zps4f8cb15a.jpg




This is how I'm going to picture them from now on.

Steve
03-21-2014, 03:28 AM
I think that Del's missed the idea, the idea was to insult Paul not simply state a truth. The only thing you did what was remotely insulting was indicate his man love for me is secret. He knows he can't have me though so he dreams of my sister instead.... god forbid he ever actually had the chance.

Calliope
03-21-2014, 07:40 AM
Uhh, Del needs points deducted for spelling "caress" incorrectly.

noxious.sunshine
03-21-2014, 08:02 AM
what the hell is this?

Shorty
03-21-2014, 08:04 AM
It's a fight to the death. What does it look like?

noxious.sunshine
03-21-2014, 08:09 AM
Oh.

Can I just say really quickly... Del.. I saw your name change and read it as "Del Farty" when I got into my PMs.

I'm sorry.

Shorty
03-21-2014, 08:14 AM
ahahahaha

Jiro
03-21-2014, 08:16 AM
I do like that there is an element of reader interpretation, though. That's a neat inclusion.

Steve
03-21-2014, 08:39 AM
Del Farty, was that a subtle strike there Paul?

noxious.sunshine
03-21-2014, 08:48 AM
Del Farty, was that a subtle strike there Paul?

I'M NOT PAUL YOU WANKER.

God. Don't hear from you for ages and I get called "Paul".

#Team Del Murder

Psychotic
03-21-2014, 09:23 AM
Bring my love for Steve's crow into this, would you? He's an innocent, man. We could've had a good, clean fight. But no. Del Farty don't play fair. Well, two can play at that game. For my next creation I've gone with Say, would you like to read Miriel's opinion twice in one thread? which is a treat as I'm sure you'll agree.

I previously ribbed him for this phenomenon when he won Worst Member at the Ciddies, and it has still continued unabated. Have you guys ever noticed it? As soon as Miriel posts her opinion in a thread, Del comes in and says the exact same thing. I don't even mean she says "I like the Hobbit" and he then follows up with "I thought the Hobbit was a good movie". I mean she will say something like "I really did not like the way they styled Bilbo's hair but Gandalf's beard was wispy and majestic which I LOVED!" and he will follow up with "Gandalf's majestic beard was lovely and wispy, but what were they thinking with Bilbo's hair?"

Can anyone say... whipped?
I'M NOT PAUL YOU WANKER.

God. Don't hear from you for ages and I get called "Paul".

#Team Del MurderShut up, Paul.

Pumpkin
03-21-2014, 09:25 AM
Could you link us some examples, please?

Jiro
03-21-2014, 01:13 PM
Psychotic is such a tank that everybody who faces him must try and wound him through Iceglow. I mean, maybe there is a tight bond there, but that's playing dirty, isn't it? Can't we just have a clean man v man fight without bringing in friends and partners and uncle horatio and shit

Del Murder
03-21-2014, 03:49 PM
Alright, I'll leave poor innocent Iceglow out of this next one. I should have realized you would be sensitive to him.

We all know Psy is a huge English 'football' fan. He claims his favorite team is Liverpool, but secretly we all know where his true loyalties lie. So now he can declare to the world that 'Manchester United is My Favorite Soccer Team'. I also made sure to use the correct word for the sport.

DK
03-21-2014, 04:16 PM
To be honest I think this would have been significantly more offensive to him any season other than this one. United are so gash this season that Pauw having their name in his EoFF username is pretty much the highlight of their season.

Shorty
03-21-2014, 07:05 PM
A deafening blow from Psychotic as he drags Del Farty's wife and child-vessel into the ring! She won't like that one bit!

I've taken the liberty of updating the supporter roster, and am operating under the assumption that DK is also in support of Psychotic.

Team Del Murder:
Agent Proto
Calliope
Crop
Freya
Miriel
noxious.sunshine
Raistlin
Shauna

Team Psychotic:
DK
Goldenboko
Iceglow
Jinx
Locky
Mister Adequate
Scotty_ffgamer
shion

Scotty_ffgamer
03-21-2014, 07:14 PM
Put me on for Team Psychotic.

Shorty
03-21-2014, 07:15 PM
Added!

Loony BoB
03-21-2014, 07:19 PM
Psychotic is such a tank that everybody who faces him must try and wound him through Iceglow.
To be fair, there are far more effective ways to make Psy hang his head in shame than to mention Iceglow. I think Psy and Steve are pretty public about their love for each other, so it's not like it's really going to offend either of them.

Of course, there are even more ways to shame me so this is why I don't get involved in these matches. :smash: I vote for whichever person forces them to both lose. So, Team Citizen Bleys, then.

Shorty
03-21-2014, 07:21 PM
Spectators should be working to make this more interesting! Isn't there usually a bookie for fighting tournaments? Why are there no bets being placed on this epic battle of adminship? :colbert:

Loony BoB has been ejected from the arena for an attempt to illegally recruit unauthorized contenders simply "because he owns the arena".

Psychotic
03-21-2014, 07:22 PM
It's a little lonely on team 'chotic but that's okay, we have awesome and righteousness on our side.

I pretty much agree with Dan. I have to wonder whether you knew these football facts by yourself (I knew of your baseball team through Kirobaito telling me so about ten years ago) or whether someone told you. Also to be honest with you, I'm so used to video games in the 90's calling it soccer that I am pretty much immune.

Pumpkin
03-21-2014, 07:24 PM
Psy gave my my pink title so I'm going to be on his side.

Jinx
03-21-2014, 07:24 PM
I vote that there needs to be a round where supporters give speeches and debate each other in honor of their champion.

Shorty
03-21-2014, 07:25 PM
I would like to see this happen on the sidelines! Since this battle is purely between the two, it seems unfair to put the pressure of their advancing on supporters, but I suppose that if the contenders want to name a fighting champion a la Game of Thrones, it could be added as a round. (Please make this happen between Miriel and Iceglow.)

Get your act together, supporters! Make a claim for your victor!

Del Murder
03-21-2014, 07:32 PM
As for my name: I catually consider myself quite lucky that I was able to find someone to love who shared many of my same views. This name is more of an honor than a shame! :love: Our reign of terror in the staff forum was one of the greatest eras in the history of EoFF.

Miriel is not my weakness; she is my strength. Try again!

(Del Murder + Miriel 4 eva)

noxious.sunshine
03-21-2014, 07:34 PM
Farty Farty
He's our Man
....
If he can't do it..

Psychotic probably will.

Loony BoB
03-21-2014, 07:35 PM
I hope this 'catually' word catches on. It's very internet.

Del Murder
03-21-2014, 07:37 PM
It will. I'm totally a trendsetter. :cool:

Psychotic
03-21-2014, 07:41 PM
Could you link us some examples, please?I don't need to link you, we just experienced it!
Del Murder + Miriel 4 evvaaaa
Del Murder + Miriel 4 eva
And yeesh, now I know why they call you Del Farty.

Shorty
03-21-2014, 07:43 PM
A vomit-inducing display of affection by Del Murder directed at his female counterpart earns a wave of "awwws" throughout the crowd!


Farty Farty
He's our Man
....
If he can't do it..

Psychotic probably will.

This doesn't sound like something a true supporter would say! Will noxy's indifference toward her contender sway her loyalty as the battle progresses...?

Del Murder
03-21-2014, 07:52 PM
MU SuperFan is just jealous because he has not found the true love that we share, even after secretly dating half of the EoFF member list. Will that be reflected in his next name change? Stay tuned!

Ayen
03-21-2014, 07:53 PM
Gotta show support for my Feud teammate. We crushed you in the Feud now we're going to crush you in the Thunderdome!

Shorty
03-21-2014, 07:58 PM
List of supporters has been added to the first post of this thread and will continue to be updated as more emerge.

Parker
03-21-2014, 08:05 PM
who should i pick i mean psy chose the better name so far but del is cooler idk who to back

Pumpkin
03-21-2014, 08:12 PM
Psychotic wants to be the very best
like no one ever was
To catch them is his real test

No wait I guess that song doesn't really fit here.

Psy in the valley
Psy in the city
Psy isn't pretty
Ain't no home for psy

Psy in the darkness
Psy on the highway
Psy isn't my way
Psy will never be

Burn out the day
Burn out THE NIGHT
I CAN'T SEE NO REASON TO PUT UP A FIGHT



I don't know how that applies either, I mostly just felt like singing Blue Oyster Cult

:plumcheer:GO PSYCHOTIC:plumcheer:

Tigmafuzz
03-21-2014, 08:13 PM
Go with your heart, parker.

Your ugly, deformed heart. :bigsmile:

Shorty
03-21-2014, 08:20 PM
Psy wants to be the very best
Like no one ever was
To beat Del is his real test
To thrash him is his cause

PSY CHO TIC

Psychotic
03-21-2014, 08:26 PM
Steve-kachu (http://home.eyesonff.com/eoff-archived-awards/153362-fri-13th-ciddies-revelations-winter-2013-a-2.html#post3343845), I choose you!

Parker
03-21-2014, 08:39 PM
Go with your heart, parker.

Your ugly, deformed heart. :bigsmile:

gonna have to go with del then, he has a wife who can cook and psy would just microwave me some creme eggs or something

Kalevala
03-21-2014, 08:51 PM
I go wherever parker goes.

Miriel
03-21-2014, 08:56 PM
Say, would you like to read Miriel's opinion twice in one thread?

The answer to this question is obviously a resounding YES. I have high quality opinions, yo.

Rantz
03-21-2014, 10:06 PM
I gave my support to Don Murder way back on page 1, but I'm not on the list :colbert:

Shorty
03-21-2014, 10:09 PM
This was 100% an error in being distracted by the witty story of your support and definitely not an attempt to make Del Farty look pathetic by leaving your name off his list.

Mister Adequate
03-21-2014, 10:10 PM
Say, would you like to read Miriel's opinion twice in one thread?

The answer to this question is obviously a resounding YES. I have high quality opinions, yo.

agagahahahahahahaha ow my sides

noxious.sunshine
03-21-2014, 10:19 PM
I never said I was switching sides.

I just meant that PP (Psychotic Paul) is the only other option.

Can I take loser's place on staff? >:D

Shorty
03-21-2014, 10:23 PM
That is something for the loser to decide.

noxious.sunshine
03-21-2014, 10:44 PM
lmao wait what ..

hey Farty, PP... Whoever loses, can I have your spot?

Del Murder
03-21-2014, 10:55 PM
Yeah, I'm sure to give my coveted position to someone who calls me Farty. That makes a ton of sense!

noxious.sunshine
03-21-2014, 11:15 PM
Olive you? XD

Psychotic
03-21-2014, 11:21 PM
His new name is plastic bag.

Parker
03-21-2014, 11:22 PM
please dont make me switch sides

Lenna
03-21-2014, 11:35 PM
*Comes out of the woodwork to support Psy* GO PSY!!! WooP WooP, Long Live Psy as Admin!!!!

Shauna
03-21-2014, 11:37 PM
His new name is plastic bag.

I may be on Del's side, but I don't know how he's going to counter this one!

LocoColt04
03-21-2014, 11:41 PM
His new name is plastic bag.
I may be on Del's side, but I don't know how he's going to counter this one!With used condom wrapper​, of course!

Shorty
03-21-2014, 11:41 PM
What do you use the wrapper for?

LocoColt04
03-21-2014, 11:43 PM
Lost hopes and dreams.

Ayen
03-21-2014, 11:59 PM
Good move, Psych. Good move. We got them on the ropes-- erm... Dome walls.

Del Murder
03-22-2014, 12:42 AM
At least I don't have to copy paste to log in. Also I'm not sure I get the joke.

Del Murder
03-22-2014, 12:52 AM
Anyway, for Psy's next name I went with, Tobias Fünke, someone no one would want to be. This also wasn't complete with the matching avatar and custom tit. Do you see some resemblence?

Lenna
03-22-2014, 12:58 AM
HAHAHA sorry Psy, but the new you is just sooooo amusing :P I kind of get some of the similarities between you and tobias haha =P

Parker
03-22-2014, 01:09 AM
lmao

(our inside man has reported that psy is in fact a nevernude)

Psychotic
03-22-2014, 01:10 AM
Ho ho, resorting to avatars? I knew you'd blink first. Very well, have at you, Sir Neckbeard.

Shorty
03-22-2014, 01:11 AM
lmao

(our inside man has reported that psy is in fact a nevernude)

Iceglow, can you confirm?

Scotty_ffgamer
03-22-2014, 02:34 AM
Dr. Tobias Funke is a respectable guy, and I'd much rather have him patrolling the streets as an Eizon admin than a plastic bag.

Del Murder
03-22-2014, 02:36 AM
I see Psy has gone deep into his 'wank bank' for this avatar.

Jiro
03-22-2014, 02:59 AM
This new name change has swayed me somewhat because of this song

hFgtIziShmc

but it is always going to be hard to choose between the guy who forced me onto staff and the guy who forced me to stay :shobon:

Mister Adequate
03-22-2014, 03:49 AM
Yeah sorry I think Paul's won the avatar changing round

DK
03-22-2014, 12:16 PM
I'm not against being on Team Pauw, but I'm still pulling for a tie and the ejection of lonny bob. :wacky:

Loony BoB
03-22-2014, 01:34 PM
I'm not against being on Team Pauw, but I'm still pulling for a tie and the ejection of lonny bob. :wacky:
On the contrary, if it's a tie, they both get ejected. :mwahaha:

DK
03-22-2014, 01:38 PM
no it isn't. see earlier in the thread. :aimkiss:

Psychotic
03-22-2014, 02:27 PM
[citation needed] an' trout :monster:

Loony BoB
03-22-2014, 02:30 PM
You believe who you wanna believe. :aimsun:

Jiro
03-22-2014, 02:37 PM
I am worried that is the likely outcome. And I don't doubt that BoB would support such an act as then literally nothing could stand in his way (implying anything does currently I know but come on if Del Murder and Psychotic worked together​...).

Loony BoB
03-22-2014, 02:40 PM
implying anything does currently I know but come on if Del Murder and Psychotic worked together​...
Rantz/Unne/Samuraid/Mikeface have the real power at EoFF.

Psychotic
03-22-2014, 02:43 PM
implying anything does currently I know but come on if Del Murder and Psychotic worked together​...
Rantz/Unne/Samuraid/Mikeface have the real power at EoFF.You should read a Game of Thrones. They might have the biggest technical might in EoFF Westeros but the sheer cunning and craftiness of a Varys or a Littlefinger can do an awful lot more damage.

Loony BoB
03-22-2014, 02:58 PM
A rumour may taint the house, but Rantz & co can exterminate it.

Jiro
03-22-2014, 03:37 PM
Look, I know first hand the power that o_O wields. But Psychotic and Del Murder have a different skill set and that does not diminish them any. Don't underestimate them so much! It would not be prudent of you as the one at the top of the pyramid.

Steve
03-22-2014, 04:53 PM
Steve-kachu (http://home.eyesonff.com/eoff-archived-awards/153362-fri-13th-ciddies-revelations-winter-2013-a-2.html#post3343845), I choose you!

Oh how we laughed at winning the completely useless ciddie, I mean who'd have thought it would come in useful someday.



lmao

(our inside man has reported that psy is in fact a nevernude)

Iceglow, can you confirm?

Never nude? I mean I've never seen Paul naked but then there are the times when the lights are off ;)

Also, plastic bag is an epic name.

Del Murder
03-22-2014, 05:53 PM
You're becoming predictable, Psy.

For your next name I went with a game we are fond of in the staff forum: Butt Crack or Couch? In this game we look at people's images and try to figure out if they are of butt cracks, and therefore should be removed, or harmless couch cushions. Like the last one you need to see the whole set to appreciate it.

noxious.sunshine
03-22-2014, 07:53 PM
Good Lord Farty.

I seriously thought you were Freed for 5 seconds and I was like "Wait. When the hell did that fool get on staff!? And -why-!?"

Shorty
03-22-2014, 07:59 PM
you guys know freed is an active member right

Del Murder
03-22-2014, 08:19 PM
Yeah, how inconsiderate Psy.

Raistlin
03-22-2014, 08:33 PM
Aw, I missed some of the name changes!

Psy's "Say, do you want to read Miriel's opinion twice?" was pretty good, but he's also a total butt crack.

noxious.sunshine
03-22-2014, 09:19 PM
Wait.

Freed's a member!?

OMFG NO WAY MAN.

Parker
03-22-2014, 09:54 PM
rename everyone to aaron freed imho

Shorty
03-22-2014, 09:56 PM
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/Untitled_zpse693d7e2.png

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.



Up until now, we've have word jumbles and name-calling in this thunderdome, and both contenders have demonstrated their abilities in knowledge of their opponent, quick-thinking, and superior mocking and humiliation. The next part to our thunderdome will - I hope - prove to be one of the more interesting challenges!

Stay tuned for Round Three, which will be posted tonight! (Let's let our contenders enjoy their Saturdays.)

Psychotic
03-22-2014, 10:02 PM
You're becoming predictable, Psy.Well isn't that odd? I don't recall having seen you making any predictions as to what your name would be. You're not one of these jackasses that endlessly boasts "URRR I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN!" when a twist happens in a movie or TV shows, are you? I can see it.

Incidentally your avatar is one of the top football players in the world. As an apparent fan, I was sure you'd recognise the multi-millionaire Frenchman.

Del Murder
03-22-2014, 11:13 PM
You're becoming predictable, Psy.Well isn't that odd? I don't recall having seen you making any predictions as to what your name would be. You're not one of these jackasses that endlessly boasts "URRR I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN!" when a twist happens in a movie or TV shows, are you? I can see it.

Incidentally your avatar is one of the top football players in the world. As an apparent fan, I was sure you'd recognise the multi-millionaire Frenchman.
I made my predictions in the predictions thread. You didn't see it? I have foreseen all of this.

Ayen
03-22-2014, 11:39 PM
You better hope that's a couch and not a butt crack, for the fart is the most dangerous weapon of all. But remember the gentlemen code. Never fart on someone's balls.

Freya
03-23-2014, 03:55 AM
Del's avatar guy is scaring me :(

Shorty
03-23-2014, 03:56 AM
Truly. Also the fact that it's like four times as large as his or anyone else's with that terrible man's smiling face leering at me.

Del Murder
03-23-2014, 04:35 AM
Based on the number of followers, I do believe I'm winning. :cool: Hope you have your bags packed, old buddy.

noxious.sunshine
03-23-2014, 04:40 AM
Fartmonger FTW



.................. I seriously wasn't kidding about wanting to take loser's place on staff.

Jiro
03-23-2014, 07:39 AM
Based on the number of followers, I do believe I'm winning. :cool: Hope you have your bags packed, old buddy.

Surely it takes more to win than just "oh I convinced EoFFers I was right" I mean really now.

Shorty
03-23-2014, 07:41 AM
Well, my dear Jiro, this thunderdome will in the end be decided by the voters. All in the hands of the people to determine who will be forced into retirement.

The more supporters Del Murder has may prove a sad ending for Psychotic!

Shorty
03-23-2014, 07:51 AM
ROUND 3
SIPPIN' ON GIN AND JUICE

http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/predator_zps5cd761da.jpg VS. http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/alien_zpsccaaf87c.jpg

And so the second round ends with a mortifying avatar of Del Murder's and an ass-like avatar of Psychotic's. Who ended with the best (or worst) usernames? Who offered the best (or worst) names for their opponent?

This next challenge will be in the form of an ultimate rap battle in which each of the contenders will select a song (or songs) for the other to parody. Contenders will have 72 hours to complete this challenge. As your hostess, I am crossing my fingers we get a live recording from atleast one of them to make things much more interesting!

Let's see what our boys can come up with.

Important:
Flashforward - I hope our spectators are still tuning in because as your hostess and referee, I have determined to grant a request of the people to include a supporter participation round. If you haven't chosen a side yet, best voice your selection before this round is over in preparation for Round 4!

Supporters are as follows:

Team Del Murder:
Agent Proto
Calliope
Crop
Freya
Kalevala
Miriel
noxious.sunshine
Parker
Raistlin
Rantz
Shauna

Team Psychotic:
DK
Goldenboko
Iceglow
Jinx
Lenna
Locky
Mister Adequate
Scotty_ffgamer
shion
ToriJ

Del Murder
03-23-2014, 08:34 AM
Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot.

Have fun.

Also: Do we have to keep these names for the duration?

noxious.sunshine
03-23-2014, 09:16 AM
Farty- it's in the bag, yo. There's eleventy billion songs you can choose from for this battle. If you need help- yeah ask me. I know tons of rap muzack yo.

Steve
03-23-2014, 10:45 AM
who said it just has to be rap which is parodied, I could well like hearing Del have to parody something awful like Nightwish just to hear him fail to hit those high notes :P

Shorty
03-23-2014, 10:49 AM
Also: Do we have to keep these names for the duration?

No, and for the love of god, change your avatar, please.

Psychotic
03-23-2014, 11:08 AM
Based on the number of followers, I do believe I'm winning. :cool: Hope you have your bags packed, old buddy.And that's it? That's all you got? Didn't see you solve a jumble in just three minutes, and I certainly didn't see any of your lovely new names for me getting limit breaked. By my count it's 2-0 to me. :cool:

I changed the names and avatars. I didn't save Del's (I didn't even have my own saved) so I brought him into this new era of 84 x 84 avatars with a new Sonny avatar. He can change it to the original if he wants but I think it's a good look!

Oh yeah, and anyone who went to lonny bob's wedding will know exactly what song I'm gonna pick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg

Pike
03-23-2014, 11:18 AM
Hey guys what's going on in this thread

Parker
03-23-2014, 12:38 PM
this round is going to suck because neither contestant is man or shameless enough to actually record thier raps good work shorty

Crop
03-23-2014, 09:31 PM
I'm with parker here.

I am a loyal "Del-ite" but if one contender posts a live recording, my vote can be bought. I have unwavering faith that Del won't disappoint though.

Shorty
03-23-2014, 09:32 PM
PSYCH


Each contender will now be required to parody their own chosen song!

If you were attempting to shame the other with a poorly-chosen rap, too bad. /smug

Psychotic
03-23-2014, 09:45 PM
OTIC

Sorry, I just couldn't let that go unfinished. Anyway that's lovely, I'd already started work on Mix-A-Lot :argh:

Shorty
03-23-2014, 09:46 PM
:jess:

Mister Adequate
03-23-2014, 10:00 PM
TROLLED HARD

Del Murder
03-23-2014, 10:16 PM
Damn youuuuuuuu!!!!

I had a good idea too. :( Back to the drawing board!

Mister Adequate
03-24-2014, 12:05 AM
Wow if Tony's gonna illustrate his sick rap magic burns then he might just have this despite Paul's expertise in the field.

Calliope
03-24-2014, 12:07 AM
...I just keep being weirded out by Del's new giant avatar. I suppose my resistance to change officially means I'll be a smash in my profession, but still...

Well played, Sarah, +100000000000 points to you :D

Shorty
03-24-2014, 12:10 AM
Thanks, friends :love:

Ayen
03-24-2014, 02:25 AM
PSYCH


Each contender will now be required to parody their own chosen song!

If you were attempting to shame the other with a poorly-chosen rap, too bad. /smug


http://i.imgur.com/ZDzpJfV.gif

Del Murder
03-24-2014, 04:19 AM
I'm still working on this, but since it might take me a while I thought I'd tease you with the intro:

First watch the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU

Oh, my, god. Locky, look at his post.
It is so long. It looks like,
one of those EoEO guys' rants.
But, you know, who understands those EoEO guys?
They only rep it, because,
it totally trolled that other post, 'kay?
I mean, that post, is just so long.
I can't believe it's just so wordy, it's like,
tl;dr, I mean - gross. Look!
It's just so ... boring!

Raistlin
03-24-2014, 04:28 AM
Well played, Shorty.

Anyway, Del has a history of making excellent song parodies, so I have high hopes for this round! Psychotic will soon be Psycast-off once he's finally booted from staff!

fire_of_avalon
03-24-2014, 04:51 AM
So far I have tried to be fair and not pick a side, but Psy just picked one of my favorite "songs to sing while drunk" but Del is the best song parody person I know so idk what to do.

Steve
03-24-2014, 10:05 AM
we all know that Del is secretly like the Justin Bieber of parody songs. He has a team of 14 writers working on something and what they manage to come out with is like an autistic child in a maternity ward "baby, baby, baby oooh, baby, baby, baby". Paul on the other hand is the Brian May of parody songs.

Jiro
03-24-2014, 11:36 AM
Well, my dear Jiro, this thunderdome will in the end be decided by the voters. All in the hands of the people to determine who will be forced into retirement.

The more supporters Del Murder has may prove a sad ending for Psychotic!

Well I hope these exercises add more than just a temporary distraction before the usual EoFF straight popularity contest.

I will cast my vote at the end, I believe, so that I can be the best informed and take in all the evidence instead of wildly voting based on arbitrary factors. I must away and ~research~ in my Jiro Cave.

DK
03-24-2014, 03:34 PM
as an aside, I think we should force both of these two to sign up for the mafia game. seeing as it might be the last time for them to battle as the super admins in mafia, we should make it an epic sendoff. Especially with the last couple of games ending with Psy finally breaking his duck and getting Del. Can he make it a hat trick and see him off from staff and mafia? Or can Del claim king of Adminship and reclaim his Pauw-Mafia invincibilty? Make it happen!

Jinx
03-24-2014, 06:35 PM
has psy won yet

Shorty
03-24-2014, 06:37 PM
as an aside, I think we should force both of these two to sign up for the mafia game. seeing as it might be the last time for them to battle as the super admins in mafia, we should make it an epic sendoff. Especially with the last couple of games ending with Psy finally breaking his duck and getting Del. Can he make it a hat trick and see him off from staff and mafia? Or can Del claim king of Adminship and reclaim his Pauw-Mafia invincibilty? Make it happen!

Psychotic vs. Del Murder in the ultimate mafia showdown? Wouldn't that be something!


has psy won yet

Two more rounds after this, cupcake! I did fulfill your wish of requesting a supporter participation round, so stick around for the next segment.

Contenders have until EOD today to submit their raps! And tomorrow, we rally the supporters.

Scotty_ffgamer
03-24-2014, 07:27 PM
Now that this Thunderdome has started, I now understand the prophecy spoken of in that one book about magic or whatever.

Tigmafuzz
03-24-2014, 07:37 PM
This is still happening? Hurry up, I want to complain about whoever wins already.

Shorty
03-24-2014, 07:40 PM
You nerds need to exercise some patience. The stake of staff employment is on the line, and you need to take the time to consider all skills and talents before making a decision. :colbert:

Parker
03-24-2014, 07:53 PM
del murda 4 eva tho really

Ayen
03-24-2014, 07:55 PM
This is still happening? Hurry up, I want to complain about whoever wins already.

Sorry, Tigmafuzz, but we have enough material here to fill seven books and eight movies.

Del Murder
03-24-2014, 08:06 PM
This is all I have so far, but I think it's pretty good:

I like long posts and I cannot lie
You other members can't deny

Also the title of my parody is 'Baby Got Rep'. The rest should write itself!

I belive this is in the (plastic?) bag.

Steve
03-24-2014, 09:12 PM
Can I personally be the first to call bullshit on your lies Del "Ondore" Murder?

Del Murder
03-24-2014, 09:18 PM
You have managed to confuse me twice in that post.

Psychotic
03-24-2014, 10:31 PM
Click. (http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H9n8mW5uLD)


Have you ever met a guy from the internet
Who promised you the Earth and left you with regret?
Let me tell ya how I became a Knight
I was chattin’ to a guy from the Eyes on site
He was posting all these songs in a parody thread
The members were dying, he was knocking them dead
I repped a couple of posts and he was enthused
He said, "How do you like my songs" I said, "I was very amused"
He asked me my name, I told him “It’s Hannah,
And Tony you don’t seem like a regular spammer”
We were trollin’ some threads, we were havin’ a laugh
When he PMed me and asked me to join staff
We played some mafia, and even though we lost
I wanted this admin, no matter what the cost
He sent me a photo, he had a cute neckbeard
But when I sprung the question, he acted kind of weird
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man," he tried to pretend
He said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing

Del, you got what I need but you say eest's just a friend
And you say eest's just a friend, oh Tony
You, you got what I need but you say eest's just a friend
But you say eest's just a friend, oh Tony
You, you got what I need but you say eest's just a friend
But you say eest's just a friend

So I took Murder’s word for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
Like shion, ToriJ, Jinx and ShlupQuack
Forget about that, let's go into the story
About a admin named Murder that adored me
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I was so excited when we got to meet
And even though he stank and was five foot seven
I still let him cyber me on FFXI
I was blown away with our dating situation
I had no idea he was such an abomination
We won Cutest Couple in the June Ciddies thread
I was so happy and believed him when he said
“It’s Del Murder and Miriel 4 eva”
‘til I saw he’d won Most Likely to get Together
With some guy named eestlinc so I asked again
I said, "Yo, who is eest?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that
Jus' bust this

Del, you got what I need but you say eest's just a friend
And you say eest's just a friend, oh Tony
You, you got what I need but you say eest's just a friend
But you say eest's just a friend, oh Tony
You, you got what I need but you say eest's just a friend
But you say eest's just a friend

Tony was my boy he was the love of my life
He gave me a ring and asked “be my wife?”
I broke down in tears, that I have to confess
I looked into his eyes and I whispered “yes”
We got a mountain of rep for our engagement thread
And six months later we were happily wed
I dashed up the stairs to the honeymoon suite
Waiting for my prince to sweep me off my feet
So I came into the room and I opened the door
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my man in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
I didn’t know Tony was that much of a kink
Until I saw him being straddled by eestlinc
There were cuffs on his wrists and a carrot up his butt
Our eyes locked in horror as I slammed the door shut
So please listen to the message that I say
Don't ever talk to a mod who says he just has a friend

Thank god this is the one song you're meant to sing badly! :cool: