Ayen
03-25-2014, 10:24 AM
When it comes to prisons most countries will just build a facility big enough to house people who broke the law with armed guards and security, but that's not good enough for Galbadia. No, no, in order to truly house the worst of the worst we need an underground desert prison with guards, military personnel, magic fields, monsters ready to be released at any time during a breach and Moombas. Well, the magic field I understand but as for the rest? Oh to be a fly on that wall.
Galbadia Soldier: What do you want us to build, Mr. President?
President: An underground desert prison.
Galbadia Soldier: I'm sorry, sir?
President: Anunderground desert prison.
Galbadia Soldier: That seems like it would be very expensive.
President: We'll just have the taxpayers help fund it.
Galbadia Soldier: Wouldn't it be cheaper and more efficient just to build a--?
President: Underground... Desert... Prison...
Galbadia Soldier: Yes sir. Anything else you want?
President: Moombas.
Galbadia Soldier: Moom what?
Talk about underground desert prisons here.
Galbadia Soldier: What do you want us to build, Mr. President?
President: An underground desert prison.
Galbadia Soldier: I'm sorry, sir?
President: Anunderground desert prison.
Galbadia Soldier: That seems like it would be very expensive.
President: We'll just have the taxpayers help fund it.
Galbadia Soldier: Wouldn't it be cheaper and more efficient just to build a--?
President: Underground... Desert... Prison...
Galbadia Soldier: Yes sir. Anything else you want?
President: Moombas.
Galbadia Soldier: Moom what?
Talk about underground desert prisons here.