Okay, so I'm new.

[Miss Mae]

I've lurked over shoulders for a long while, lurked on this account for a while longer and then this week I bit the bullet and contributed in the creativity corner. So, I figured if I'm going to go beyond my lurking ways I should probably say hi.

​Hi!

[Freya]

HELLO! I lurk a lot too. But that's cause I browse from my phone when I'm at work when I shouldn't be so I guess it's a different kind of lurking.

How are you doing today? Besides feeling like frolicking in the creativity corner?

[Miss Mae]

Doing good, thanks. Somehow managed to score the weekend off work, so just chilling. Trying to decide whether I should be doing uni study or playing video games. :cool:

[Psychotic]

Video games all the way! ;) Welcome to EoFF! Glad to have you aboard.

[Kalevala]

Two new members who are writers in under three months? EoFF has been blessed. Looking forward to reading some of your stuff!

[Shlup]

It seems like Final Fantasy has a high percentage of fans that are writers. I shall publish a study: Final Fantasy Causes Authorism.

[Miss Mae]

Might get some interesting results from that. I don't think I know a FF fan who isn't ​a writer.

[Miss Mae]

I don't think I know a FF fan who isn't ​a writer.

Hi, nice to meet you. :)

Well I guess if I was going to find one, here would be the place to do it. Nice to meet you too. :)

[Miss Mae]

Yes. Yes I am.

[Jiro]

No, you are not welcome here, go away.

[Miss Mae]

Slytherin is definitely the way to go.

And damn, I cannot be ~mysterious~ if people can see through my non-existent disguise. Now look - he's mad. :P

[Miss Mae]

I would be on whichever side presents a better argument. I definitely wouldn't follow Voldemort out of fear though, like a lot of them did - if I chose that side it would be well-calculated. I feel like I'd be intelligent enough to know that Dumbledore poses a bigger threat than Voldemort though, regardless of what shenangians the Ministry of Magic was getting up to, so I'd probably stay on the 'good' side.

[Fynn]

Welcome to the flock :D Hope to read more from you.

[WildRaubtier]

We need to duet more Meat Loaf kareoke some day !

[Bubba]

Welcome to EOFF! :D

[Miss Mae]

We need to duet more Meat Loaf kareoke some day !

I look forward to it. :D

[I Took the Red Pill]

What are your thoughts on the upcoming David Foster Wallace biopic starring Jason Segel and are you willing to drive to Michigan with me to burn the master copy

[Miss Mae]

Interested to see Jason Segel attempt something outside his comfort zone. Don't worry - I didn't say optimistic or excited or pleased - just interested. You know, the way you can be interested in motor sports for the sake of the car crashes.

Speaking of cars, getting to Michigan would take a lot more than driving for me unless you have developed a car capable of converting into a boat when I get to the ocean. If you have developed such a thing and you would like to provide me with this device (preferably for free), then I am willing to join you on your quest.

[Ayen]

With all the forum craziness of late I honestly thought you were Aulayna with a name change. Belated welcome! I'm a writer too. The resident video game critic and Judas.

[Miss Mae]

Nice to meet you :)

[Bubba]

Speaking of cars, getting to Michigan would take a lot more than driving for me unless you have developed a car capable of converting into a boat when I get to the ocean. If you have developed such a thing and you would like to provide me with this device (preferably for free), then I am willing to join you on your quest.

Funny you should mention this, I have actually developed a car that can turn into a family of sea turtles.

The journey would be slow but ultimately successful.

[Miss Mae]

I'm keen.

[Bubba]

The contraption was first developed by my Great-Grandmother. Early testing was unsuccessful.


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[Miss Mae]

There's a bit of a sweet spot you have to hit with how many turtles create the transport device. The journey is slow and I will get hungry.

[Aulayna]

Your name is strikingly familiar! :p

[Miss Mae]

Parents with similar taste in letters? :P

[Mirage]

I am not a writer. In fact I am really bad at it and I don't enjoy it.

[Miss Mae]

I shall keep this in mind.

However, on a related note, you don't have to enjoy writing to be a writer. I often feel like headbutting my keyboard and rethinking my life choices instead of finishing my pieces.

[Pike]

Hello and welcome to EoFF! :spin:

I hate writing. I do it anyway because I am a masochist. :shobon:

[Miss Mae]

I feel that is the way with a lot of writers. The grind hurts sometimes, but still we grind.

[Ayen]

I love and hate writing all at once.

[Miss Mae]

I love writing when I'm producing something I like. I'm not sure that's ever happened though.

[Bubba]

There's a bit of a sweet spot you have to hit with how many turtles create the transport device. The journey is slow and I will get hungry.

Six is an adequate number for an average adult. The journey will require one of these.

It is used to store all the food you will need for your journey as well as disguising you from passing boats.

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I think I've probably taken this too far now... welcome to the forum!

[Miss Mae]

You have most certainly not taken this too far. Just far enough, I wager. Your welcome has been warm indeed - thank you very much! :)

[Kalevala]

I think I've probably taken this too far now... welcome to the forum!

Au contraire. I don't think you've taken it far enough.

[Night Fury]

I know you!

[Madame Adequate]

I would like to extend my greetings to you and express hope that you enjoy your time at EoFF :jess:

[Shorty]

Hello and welcome welcome! :jess:

[Shauna]

Welcome! Hope you enjoy your time posting here. We're not too bad a bunch. ;P

[Miss Mae]

I know you!

Someone's onto me...

Nice to meet you all! :D

[Goldenboko]

Hello hello. How long did you lurk? I'm always interested when people say they lurked a bunch.

[Miss Mae]

As a member, about a month. As a member's former-friend now-girlfriend, about 14 months over his shoulder.

[Goldenboko]

I guess some things never change. Eyes On Final Fantasy, supporting relationships since 1999.

[Miss Mae]

A love of video games is a vitally important criterion that I look for in a partner, and apparently this is also the case with others here. And rightly so.

[Night Fury]

I know you!

Someone's onto me...

Nice to meet you all! :D

Karaoke Bar :p No Doubt/Wonderwall.

[Miss Mae]

I know you!

Someone's onto me...

Nice to meet you all! :D

Karaoke Bar :p No Doubt/Wonderwall.

Oh! Excellent! I'm still having trouble making connections between who was there and who they are on here. :)

[Night Fury]

Well now you know :)
Also, me and Phil (Happy Noodle Boy - never posts here anymore because he's stupid) are always talking about that epic Meatloaf cover.

[Miss Mae]

I feel famous. :p

[Ayen]

You should be. You're the longest VM conversation I had.

Do you have a sister? *gets punched* What?

[Miss Mae]

How exciting! :p And no, sorry, only child. Be thankful there isn't more than one of me in the world - there's not enough room for two.

[Psychotic]

SECRETS

[Miss Mae]

I won't see him again until tonight - I hope he doesn't see this before then or else the surprise of your special gift will be ruined.

[Psychotic]

I edited it out. He'll never know what hit him now.

[Miss Mae]

Perfect. Excellent. I like you.

[Ayen]

How exciting! :p And no, sorry, only child. Be thankful there isn't more than one of me in the world - there's not enough room for two.

You don't say. Could you look over there for a moment? *steals a sample of your DNA*

[Miss Mae]

How exciting! :p And no, sorry, only child. Be thankful there isn't more than one of me in the world - there's not enough room for two.

You don't say. Could you look over there for a moment? *steals a sample of your DNA*

Oh, look at how interesting this wall -- Hang on, what was that? :|

[Ayen]

*hides needle behind back* What was what?

[Miss Mae]

I just... I thought... Hmm, nothing I suppose.

[Ayen]

*mass produce AlaynaMae and release an army of her out into the world* :radred:

[[M] Mom – Host]

Hey, you seem smart, clever, and good with words. You should play Mafia some time. Cheers.

[Madonna]

I like words. I am not good with them, but I use them on occasion. Nice to meet you; Madonna at your service. Do you love coffee?

[Miss Mae]

Nice save.

Would love to play Mafia some time - I have enjoyed watching the goings-on this time around.

Nice to meet you Madonna. I do not love coffee - I am sorry if this is blasphemous.

[Jiro]

I edited it out. He'll never know what hit him now.

WHAT DID YOU TELL HER

THINGS HAVE BEEN STRANGE

FUCKING HELL PAUL YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR PERSONAL BOUNDARIES

[Psychotic]

Why do you have to be like that? I arrange a nice surprise and all I get is caps lock!

[Kalevala]

I smell shenanigans.

[Ayen]

I arrange a nice surprise and all I get is caps lock!

This needs to be put on a shirt.

[Miss Mae]

I smell shenanigans.

Keen nose you've got there.

[Madonna]

Nice save.
Well, you know: RPGs.

Coffee sucks; you made the right choice. Our dear Jiro was thinking about running one after this game, but he needs to know there is interest first. So make sure you let him know, puppy dog eyes and all.

[TrollHunter]

How am I so late to this thread?
Wassup~

You'll probably never see me posting in any more than like... 1-2 threads. But I do exist... and I am always watching

[Miss Mae]

Nice save.
Well, you know: RPGs.

Coffee sucks; you made the right choice. Our dear Jiro was thinking about running one after this game, but he needs to know there is interest first. So make sure you let him know, puppy dog eyes and all.

We have discussed this. Not sure I'd want to play his game though - I look over his shoulder on the computer too much. I'd rather be on the inside for his ;) Keen to play someone else's after that though. :)

[Psychotic]

Did you give him the surprise yet?

[Miss Mae]

Mhm. He ignored me at first, but I was persistent. He was then very confused. :)

[Psychotic]

Majestic! :)

[Rantz]

Hello there!

[Ayen]

I am now also very confused.

[Kalevala]

I think we deserve to know.

[WildRaubtier]

I know -I- do.

[Miss Mae]

Where's the fun in secrets if everyone gets to know them? ;)

[Jiro]

I don't think it is appropriate for a family friendly forum

[WildRaubtier]

Surprise bj then, got it.

[Madonna]

I am a staunch support of the SECRETS FOREVER movement. No one should tell anyone anything much ever.

[Miss Mae]

I cannot confirm or deny anything. It was Psychotic's secret gift - if you wish to know, you must ask him.

[Bubba]

Surprise bj then, got it.


It was Psychotic's secret gift

Well Paul... I think that is a lovely ​gift.

[Psychotic]

Sharing is caring!

[Ayen]

I don't think it is appropriate for a family friendly forum

Good thing we're not a family friendly forum, then :smug:

[Kalevala]

Surprise bj then, got it.


It was Psychotic's secret gift

Well Paul... I think that is a lovely ​gift.

Best. Admin. Ever.

[Shorty]

It would be wise to vote for Psychotic as Best Admin in the next Ciddies as I am sure he will reward you graciously. See above posts for example.

[Ayen]

My God, Psychotic is Rachel Tice!

[Jiro]

I don't think it is appropriate for a family friendly forum

Good thing we're not a family friendly forum, then :smug:

(that is not the judgement from the big dudes upstairs)

(also it was not what kent said)

(but keep guessing maybe)

(shh)

[Ayen]

Was it a bunch of green peppers cut up to look like pickles so you wouldn't know they'd burn your throat when you eat them?

[Ayen]

What kind of puss get throat burn from green peppers (or capsicum)? They're as sweet as fruit.

Yeah... :shifty:

What kind of puss indeed :shifty:

[Miss Mae]

Was it a bunch of green peppers cut up to look like pickles so you wouldn't know they'd burn your throat when you eat them?
Oddly specific and completely incorrect. :p

[Jiro]

That is the kind of devious thing Psychotic would plan. You're thinking on the right track.

[Kalevala]

What kind of puss get throat burn from green peppers (or capsicum)? They're as sweet as fruit.

Yeah... :shifty:

What kind of puss indeed :shifty:

Who hurt you?