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Wolf Kanno
03-28-2014, 07:30 PM
It's time to settle this once and for all!

Team Barret vs. Team Yuffie!

Take your sides!

Fynn
03-28-2014, 07:35 PM
Ugh.

Why do fandoms always make you choose? Can't they all just live in poly amorous bliss? :(

If I had to choose, though, Team Barrett FTW. Yuffie's jailbait.

Forsaken Lover
03-28-2014, 07:51 PM
I think Barret's a cuddler but Yuffie would be the one to have fun with.

I would go with Team Vincent but I think he's the type to cry afterward. And that's just awkward.

Pumpkin
03-28-2014, 08:00 PM
Yuffie because she reminds me of sharky. She's like lady sharky.

She's pesky and mischievous. She's also silly and does some of the same gestures. She has a similar hairstyle. When she returned my materia she did not return it to its assigned characters, but instead all willy nilly, much like sharkys play style :colbert:

Fynn
03-28-2014, 08:04 PM
Shion, don't ruin my OTP! :mad2:

Pumpkin
03-28-2014, 08:05 PM
How am I ruining it?!?!

Shorty
03-28-2014, 08:20 PM
Yuffie is an annoying little snipe. Team Barrett.

Fynn
03-28-2014, 09:32 PM
How am I ruining it?!?!

Because your opinion differs from mine!!!:mad2:

Big D
03-29-2014, 01:17 AM
Out of all the dates and all the cut-scenes in the game, Yuffie's the only character who actually kissed Cloud, even if it was just a coy peck on the cheek. That counts in her favour somewhat. Her date with Cloud was quite adorkable.

Also, the fact that she's 16 isn't technically an issue in most of the world, although someone of that age dating a 21-year-old would generally be frowned upon. Exceptions apply, of course - see Lorde and her boyfriend for a real-world example.

Cloud has all the emotion maturity of a teenager, though, so he and Yuffie are probably a better match than he would be with Barret.

Jiro
03-29-2014, 02:55 AM
See BoB and his wife at the beginning of their relationship for a real world example! :heart:

Yuffie. Barret has no time for relationships; once he saves the world, he should​ go right back to looking after his kid.

Psychotic
03-29-2014, 02:55 PM
I would love to see Barret go upside Cloud's spiky white head.

Bubba
03-29-2014, 05:37 PM
Team Barret all the way.

Anyone whose hand and feet are three times the size of his head gets my vote every time.


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maybee
03-29-2014, 06:01 PM
If I had to choose, though, Team Barrett FTW. Yuffie's jailbait.

This

Cloud is no pedo

Psychotic
03-29-2014, 06:09 PM
If I had to choose, though, Team Barrett FTW. Yuffie's jailbait.

This

Cloud is no pedoBut he full on made out with Priscilla on the Junon beach!

Jinx
03-30-2014, 12:01 AM
Forget the classic choices of Yuffie and Barret! Team Nanaki!

The Man
03-30-2014, 04:53 AM
Yuffie's jailbait.Not in Japan or most European countries she ain't.

edit: oh I guess Big D already pointed that out

Fynn
03-30-2014, 06:21 AM
Well, it's 15 in my country. Most people would still consider this creepy.

The Man
03-30-2014, 06:24 AM
Creepy, yes. But you wouldn't go to jail over it.

Jiro
03-30-2014, 07:38 AM
I thought it was kind of sweet to see the brat had a sensitive side

Kalevala
03-30-2014, 08:14 PM
I would love to see Barret go upside Cloud's spiky white head.

Is this some sort of sick, degenerate innuendo?

maybee
03-31-2014, 01:58 PM
If I had to choose, though, Team Barrett FTW. Yuffie's jailbait.

This

Cloud is no pedoBut he full on made out with Priscilla on the Junon beach!


He was saving her life, after she almost died from drowning.


Yuffie's jailbait.[theman]Not in Japan or most European countries she ain't.



Eh, Cloud is still un-interested in her though. After Yuffie has enough balls and courage to kiss him, Cloud is completely shocked and then mocks her.

It's one of the moments that made me respect Yuffie more and Cloud less.

Big D
03-31-2014, 10:37 PM
I would love to see Barret go upside Cloud's spiky white head.

Is this some sort of sick, degenerate innuendo?No, it's a golden, shiny innuendo of hope.


Eh, Cloud is still un-interested in her though. After Yuffie has enough balls and courage to kiss him, Cloud is completely shocked and then mocks her.

It's one of the moments that made me respect Yuffie more and Cloud less. I thought Cloud's reaction was the result of stunned-but-awkward silence, rather than actual mockery. He honestly didn't know what to say or how to react, so he said the first stupid trout that came into his spiky head. Though I agree with you about respecting Yuffie more after that scene.

Ayen
04-01-2014, 03:51 AM
Barrett in a sailor suit > all other arguments.

Mercen-X
04-01-2014, 05:32 AM
My ex was 4 years my junior so if we'd started dating when I was Cloud's age, she'd have been a minor. But I would have done it anyway because I love that woman. I need a damned time machine.

Cloud, you idiot, get on your knees and propose! Yuffie ain't getting no younger. lol

Jiro
04-03-2014, 05:42 PM
Barrett in a sailor suit > all other arguments.

yeah okay this is 100% right

Fynn
04-03-2014, 05:47 PM
Dat sexy marshmallow Barrett.

Sephiroth
04-03-2014, 05:48 PM
Cloud has Mukki. It can't get any closer than that.

Fynn
04-03-2014, 05:50 PM
Jesus, Seph, you just made me realize FFVII is full of bara dudes. :eep: