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Del Murder
04-01-2014, 04:16 AM
An end of an era approaches. What, me retiring? Exiled? Nothing could be further from the truth. It is not my end I speak of, but that of the entire EoFF staff.

My good buddy Super Delete has gone through and removed all of the corruption from EoFF. Like the story of Noah's Ark, the entirety of the staff, including all staff forum posts, staff personnel, warnings, and bannings have been washed away to user in a new era. An era of order and stability. The prior era, aka, the Four Admins of the Apocalypse, is over:

Del Murder "Admin of Death" - And all that remains is Death, for Death is constant, and will never die.
Loony BoB "Admin of Conquest" - When Daniel Towns saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more forums to conquer.
Psychotic "Admin of War" - In war there are no victors, only more fortunate losers.
Shlup "Admin of Famine" - Their hunger will never be sated, for no matter what you give them, they will always want more.

I can no longer trust these filthy foreign Admins (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/154987-ultimate-admin-thunderdome-thunderdome-champion-revealed.html), therefore they are gone. Long live the Delministrators of Justice:

Delministrators
Del Murder - Delmin of Power, Emperor of Eyes on Fin-Del Fantasy
Miriel - Delmin of Wisdom. My Empress and second in command.
Shlup - Delmin of Courage. What? Did you think we were talking about video games during those SE meetups? We've been planning this coup for years.

Now on to those pesky Cid's Knights. Cid is long gone, and we don't need him or his name anymore. So the CK's are gone too. Behold Del's Knights, who will join me in my crusade for order and obedience:

Del's Knights
Agent Proto - One of the self-proclaimed greatest CKs ever, his love for order is unmatched.
Calliope - Your own personal crusade for structure and accountability has not gone unnoticed.
Crop - Your have shown promise during the fated Admin Thunderdome. Do not squander this honor.
fire_of_avalon - The only of the Cid's Knights I could ever truly trust. Your loyalty to me over these many years has been very valuable.
Sephex - I just really like Sephex. He's a pretty cool guy.
Yamaneko - You may be gone, but you are not forgotten. Join me again friend, the tyranny of the Chocobo is at an end.

Every totalitarian regime needs a strong propaganda machine, and this is no different. The old Editors were filled with creative people with out-of-the box ideas. So obviously they had to go. Instead, they are replaced by the Edeltors, who's sole purpose is to propagate the Message of Eyes on Fin-Del Fantasy and spread it throughout the internet:

Edeltors
Freya - Your KH<3 prank showed you have a lot of promise in spreading Lies across various outlets.
Jiro - The Chosen One. Maybe you will be the one to undo us all, but Fate will be the one to decide.
Parker - Don't make me regret this.
Raistlin - AHAHA, HAHAHAHA, HAHA, no just kidding. It's Quina. Who better to spread the propaganda of my glory than myself?

What about Developers and Tech Admins you ask? What are these, you ask? I don't really know much about them either, and they probably don't do anything. So I'm sure nothing bad will happen if I just ignore them.

Today is not a day of sorrow, today is a day of joy. Rejoice, EoFF, I have liberated you from your bonds of free will and choice and set you on the True Path of e-enlightenment. Join me in celebrating this momentous occasion!

As with any overthrow of a benevolent regime, there will be a few changes around here. Fear not; these changes will be decided by me and you do not have to worry about them. In fact, in order to free your minds from that poisonous thinking, my first order of business is to abolish the Feedback forum once and for all.

And for those of you who may think 'how can Del do this didn't loony bob buy the site'? Well, I'm not sure what BoB paid for, but it certainly wasn't EoFF. How can he own EoFF when Cid never sold it in the first place? As proved by this document here, the deed Cid gave to me to produce in a time of dire need:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/IMAG0094_zpswl9rhayd.jpg

:hot: Welcome to Eyes on Fin-Del Fantasy :hot:

Ayen
04-01-2014, 04:19 AM
You think a piece of paper will protect you?

Sephex
04-01-2014, 04:21 AM
Sweet! I am a mod! Now if edczxcvbnm beats me in Mario Party ever again I will ban him!

theundeadhero
04-01-2014, 04:22 AM
Never forgot the light I shined on your glory in the past and I'll never forget to shine it back at you in the present

Calliope
04-01-2014, 04:27 AM
It's about time!

52616

Shorty
04-01-2014, 04:34 AM
THIS IS BULLtrout

Spooniest
04-01-2014, 04:35 AM
Is something happening? Did I miss something? I am kinda hung over, so I'm not entirely convinced this isn't all an elaborate hallucination I'm having.

All hail our new overlords! May your reign be long, bloody and ultimately self-perpetuating!

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 04:35 AM
*sigh*

Scotty_ffgamer
04-01-2014, 04:35 AM
I remember the Golden Age of EoFF, when lonny bob owned the site and we had a working Feedback Forum.

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 04:37 AM
It is nice that we now all have access to an empty staff forum. Very considerate. I approve this change.

Aulayna
04-01-2014, 04:38 AM
I guess Del lost the Thunderdome? Haven't been paying much attention to it personally, but he was always one for theatrics to divert attention.

My postbit actually looks better without the Editor title there! I approve of this change - it feels... liberating!

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 04:39 AM
It's not empty! It is the forum for the EoFDF staff. Every staff needs a staff forum. In the interest of transparency, all members can view our staff forum where we enact rules and make changes without your input.

http://home.eyesonff.com/staff-forum/

Ace Protorney
04-01-2014, 04:39 AM
Wow. Neato.

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 04:40 AM
Well that's still a nice change.

Shorty
04-01-2014, 04:42 AM
I didn't put in eighteen months of arguing and squabbling my ass off behind closed doors in order to be demoted to level of commoner.

Scotty_ffgamer
04-01-2014, 04:44 AM
My dream I had a while back makes a lot of since. In the dream, the dream version of me has a prophetic dream about the downfall of EoFF. It seems the dream has come to pass.

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 04:46 AM
Don't you mean upfall?

Shorty
04-01-2014, 04:46 AM
No, he worded it correctly the first time.

Jiro
04-01-2014, 04:47 AM
Does this mean I can actually do front site updates? 'Cause I got a bunch on things waiting in the wings, plus all those edits to put into place.

Scotty_ffgamer
04-01-2014, 04:47 AM
This won't end here. In the dream, everything only began with the downfall of the forums. The end was the whole world in flames.

Calliope
04-01-2014, 04:48 AM
Well, we need a new header, for starters.

52618

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 04:48 AM
Yes Jiro, spread the word of Del Murder!


Well, we need a new header, for starters.

52618
With this kind of effort you'll make Delmin in no time.

Ace Protorney
04-01-2014, 04:51 AM
:quina:

Jiro
04-01-2014, 04:53 AM
Smells just like I remember, only slightly more credible.

Big D
04-01-2014, 05:00 AM
INCREMENTAL BREAKOUT OF STAFF PROFITEROLE

I DEMAND JUSTICE OR SOMETHING

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 05:05 AM
This is justice!

Freya
04-01-2014, 05:06 AM
I approve. :thumb:

Ayen
04-01-2014, 05:08 AM
This won't end here. In the dream, everything only began with the downfall of the forums. The end was the whole world in flames.

Funny you should mention that. I also had a dream that the world blew up and after that? I had a dream that fire rained down from the heaven and destroyed everything. We can be apocalypse buddies!

Scotty_ffgamer
04-01-2014, 05:11 AM
Join me, ToriJ, in spreading the bad news of Del Murder to the world.

blackmage_nuke
04-01-2014, 05:12 AM
Why is this forum not called Gener-Del chat?

Jiro
04-01-2014, 05:13 AM
This won't end here. In the dream, everything only began with the downfall of the forums. The end was the whole world in flames.

Funny you should mention that. I also had a dream that the world blew up and after that? I had a dream that fire rained down from the heaven and destroyed everything. We can be apocalypse buddies!

You sound like you would fit perfectly in the Apocalypse Party. The Apocalypse Party, led my yours truly, proudly stands behind Del Murder!

Ayen
04-01-2014, 05:13 AM
Join me, ToriJ, in spreading the bad news of Del Murder to the world.

REPENT! REPENT NOW FOR THE END IS AT HAND!

Mercen-X
04-01-2014, 05:14 AM
There are always men like you. I will not bow to your tyranny. Viva Resistance! Satisfaction or Death!

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 05:14 AM
Why is this forum not called Gener-Del chat?
blackmagenuke, I like your style. How would you like to be a Del's Knight or Edeltor?

Freya
04-01-2014, 05:16 AM
Th apocalypse party, the end is nigh in every which way possible!

Calliope
04-01-2014, 05:18 AM
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel g-r-rrreat!

Scotty_ffgamer
04-01-2014, 05:18 AM
ToriJ, as an esteemed member of the Newbie Party headed by the late Loony BoB, I must warn you that the Apocalypse Party is not the way to go. Especially since it is run by one of them. We must do what we can to try to change destiny. We must stop the apocalypse from happening.

Jiro
04-01-2014, 05:21 AM
Join me, ToriJ, in spreading the bad news of Del Murder to the world.

REPENT! REPENT NOW FOR THE END IS AT HAND!

And I had such high hopes for you, TORIJ​.

Ayen
04-01-2014, 05:26 AM
ToriJ, as an esteemed member of the Newbie Party headed by the late Loony BoB, I must warn you that the Apocalypse Party is not the way to go. Especially since it is run by one of them. We must do what we can to try to change destiny. We must end stop the apocalypse from happening.

Or this will happen.

52620

Don't worry, though, I've watched the entire series of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I know how to stop an Apocalypse or two. Now, get me a prom dress.

Scotty_ffgamer
04-01-2014, 05:27 AM
I'll trust your knowledge of Buffy. I'll use the knowledge of Heroes. Save the Chocobo, save the world.

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 05:29 AM
I can bring cookies if anyone needs cookies

Jiro
04-01-2014, 05:29 AM
You fools. You don't understand where the true battle lies.

Ayen
04-01-2014, 05:29 AM
I can bring cookies if anyone needs cookies

I'll take a dozen.

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 05:30 AM
You fools. You don't understand where the true battle lies.

What's wrong with cookies?

Ace Protorney
04-01-2014, 05:30 AM
You should learn to behave Scotty, otherwise we'll have to end up Deleting the Writing Prompts II thread.

The Man
04-01-2014, 05:31 AM
I want cookies. That's pretty much the main thing going on in this thread that has relevance to me.

Freya
04-01-2014, 05:32 AM
This is just Delightful.

Scotty_ffgamer
04-01-2014, 05:33 AM
I have handed off control of the Writing Prompt thread to White Wizard. Deleting that would mean you are hurting him more than me. Do you want that on your conscious?

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 05:33 AM
I AM THE COOKIE LORD

Ayen
04-01-2014, 05:35 AM
You guys have left me with no other alternative. It's time to result to drastic measures!

NuiynIn-g9s

You brought this on yourselves.

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 05:37 AM
I just want to put it out there that I can be bribed.

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 05:37 AM
I just want to put it out there that I can be bribed.

With cookies?

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 05:39 AM
Oh yes.

blackmage_nuke
04-01-2014, 05:39 AM
Why is this forum not called Gener-Del chat?
blackmagenuke, I like your style. How would you like to be a Del's Knight or Edeltor?

I will accept the title but will swear no oaths

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 05:40 AM
Oh yes.

Okay. What am I bribing you for?

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 05:41 AM
What all bribes are for. Internet power.

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 05:43 AM
Alright I will take 2 Internet Powers please and thank you

Ace Protorney
04-01-2014, 05:46 AM
We need to make sure these cookies are safe for consumption. We can't have you attempt to poison anyone if these cookies are tainted before you attempt to bribe using your cookies.

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 05:48 AM
I don't have the forethought to poison anything. Besides, poisoning people is rude, and as a Canadian, it goes against my nature.

The Man
04-01-2014, 05:48 AM
I love cookies more than almost anything else, but I will nonetheless supply cookies for internet power. It's possible to buy more cookies, after all.

Ayen
04-01-2014, 05:48 AM
The nerve! To think anyone would poison cookies :colbert:

Scotty_ffgamer
04-01-2014, 05:52 AM
I have 50 homemade cookies with me right this moment. They were made before any of this began, so no forethought to poison them. Perhaps these cookies can lead us to a compromise which does not end in the world in flames.

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 05:53 AM
u guise stop stealing my thing okay? just.... okay?

The Man
04-01-2014, 05:54 AM
Hey, surely more than one person can trade cookies for internets power :monster:

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 05:55 AM
ohmigosh this is so unfair. I don't steal your blue writing and :monster: and junk

Ace Protorney
04-01-2014, 05:55 AM
You are not allowed to hold a monopoly over cookies, shion.

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 05:55 AM
I CAN HAVE WHATEVER I WANT

*flips table*

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 05:56 AM
There are worse ways to go than death by poison cookie. Well, depends on the cookie.

Ayen
04-01-2014, 05:56 AM
I CAN HAVE WHATEVER I WANT

*flips table*

*table lands on Hope*

The Man
04-01-2014, 05:57 AM
There are worse ways to go than death by poison cookie. Well, depends on the cookie.Yeah, an unpoisoned cookie with raisins is probably worse than a poisoned cookie without them.

Calliope
04-01-2014, 05:57 AM
*cookies deleted*

Freya
04-01-2014, 05:57 AM
She's the cookie lord guys. An my cat eats them. I think I have say over this kinda thing

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 05:59 AM
I would change my custom title to Cookie Lord, but then I'll lose my pink title so...


Just pretend it says Cookie Lord under my name in pink

Ace Protorney
04-01-2014, 06:01 AM
No, you would be the Cookie Lady.

Miriel
04-01-2014, 06:02 AM
Yessss, after all these years I'm back in a position of e-power! BAN BAN BAN!! :smash:

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 06:02 AM
Is that even the right pink Jeff?

And its bolded. The Cookie Lord/Lady demands better!

Ayen
04-01-2014, 06:02 AM
No, you would be the Cookie Lady.

I see Agent Proto is eager to be the first casualty.

Quina
04-01-2014, 06:09 AM
What is happening and why are there cookies everywhere? Or rather why were there cookies everywhere?

Ace Protorney
04-01-2014, 06:09 AM
No, you would be the Cookie Lady.

I see Agent Proto is eager to be the first casualty.

Do you want me to disqualify your team in the Feud? ;)

Wolf Kanno
04-01-2014, 06:18 AM
I see AF came early this year... What's next, every avatar will be replaced with Del's cause like Agent Smith Del's assimilating us all?

Calliope
04-01-2014, 06:20 AM
That's not a bad idea...

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 06:29 AM
Yeah you have some keen thinking there Wolf Kanno. You've just moved up two spots in my Rankings of Every EoFF Member.

The Man
04-01-2014, 06:31 AM
Given the power, I could easily make this vision of the future a reality :monster:

Mercen-X
04-01-2014, 06:31 AM
Delspite much Deliberation, I was not able to Delcipher the purpose of this lark unDel my mom mentioned wanting to dupe my dad. Delightedly, I agreed to Delfer my own non-existent plans to help Deliver a most Delserved Delversion. He'll likely be Delsenchanted with the iDel of AF from this point on... Delcidedly Delectable inDeld :mwahaha:

Wolf Kanno
04-01-2014, 06:32 AM
So I'm just above "worms in the dirt" huh?
Zw6YxwOcg_A

Ayen
04-01-2014, 06:33 AM
No, you would be the Cookie Lady.

I see Agent Proto is eager to be the first casualty.

Do you want me to disqualify your team in the Feud? ;)

If you die the game ends anyway.

*watches*

Mercen-X
04-01-2014, 06:36 AM
To |die| is to Del. :hohoho: You are Delsqualified, the both of you.

Ayen
04-01-2014, 06:39 AM
For the puns.

O0IzCFBTa-Y

Jiro
04-01-2014, 06:49 AM
Agent Proto never dies.

Shlup
04-01-2014, 07:07 AM
I always hoped knew things would end with a three-way between me and Del and Miriel.

blackmage_nuke
04-01-2014, 07:09 AM
My title is gone! Why have I been turned back into a del-inquent

Crop
04-01-2014, 07:19 AM
I will be using my new found, well deserved power to good use. Firstly I will be looking high and low through the forums banning any members and deleting any posts that speak ill of Del or this new regime.
As time goes on, I will then be deleting any post that doesn't mention 'Del' in the post.
Toward the end it will be any post that doesn't use 'Del' in a pun.

It will be a Del-ight.

Jiro
04-01-2014, 07:22 AM
My title is gone! Why have I been turned back into a del-inquent

Shame to see a fellow countryman fall back into shadow.

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 07:51 AM
My title is gone! Why have I been turned back into a del-inquent
You were removed as a warning to those who refuse to kneel before the One True Del. Next time I will take your title and your head!

Navi
04-01-2014, 07:52 AM
Diminutive Agitation in Della's Groove

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 07:53 AM
What do you prescribe for that?

We'd also like to welcome theundeadhero and blackmage_nuke to the ranks. They will be our hired muscle to keep out the riffraff.

DK
04-01-2014, 08:07 AM
Is part of your new regime to send us back to 2006?

theundeadhero
04-01-2014, 08:55 AM
2006?
If you don't go back until at least 2004 I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Jiro
04-01-2014, 09:15 AM
Is part of your new regime to send us back to 2006?

"new"

Shauna
04-01-2014, 01:40 PM
Well my stint as a staffer was short and uneventful. All hail.

Parker
04-01-2014, 02:31 PM
I don't know exactly what has happened here but I sure am pleased about it

Jinx
04-01-2014, 02:36 PM
You don't scare me, Del.

Jiro
04-01-2014, 02:43 PM
Poking the beast is brave.

Geddit.

:hahaha:

Ayen
04-01-2014, 02:46 PM
Poking the beast is brave.

Geddit.

:hahaha:

Because she has the star from Brave as her set. It's funny.

Jiro
04-01-2014, 02:57 PM
:hahaha:

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 03:05 PM
You don't scare me, Del.
Thanks for posting in this thread. I had missed one.

Jinx
04-01-2014, 03:12 PM
Who taught you how to spell 'fiery'? ;)

Ayen
04-01-2014, 03:13 PM
Um, Scott, didn't we talk just the other day about the world being put on fire? *points to Melisandre*

Scotty_ffgamer
04-01-2014, 03:29 PM
'T was foretold.

Ayen
04-01-2014, 03:31 PM
I'll get the hose.

Jiro
04-01-2014, 03:50 PM
Now you done did it.

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 04:47 PM
Please welcome the newest Del's Knights, Kalevala and AlaynaMae, who are true believers of the Cause and will help restore the Order this forum so rightly deserves.

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 05:30 PM
You know that since you shut down the Feedback Forum, the last post ever was made by Shorty.

Shorty
04-01-2014, 05:39 PM
Just like how I'll make the last post when this forum goes up in flames.

Nicolas
04-01-2014, 05:56 PM
Just like how I'll make the last post when this forum goes up in flames.

Probably because what you post will cause the fora to go up in flames.

Shorty
04-01-2014, 05:56 PM
The important thing here is that I will get the last word, because I always do.

Nicolas
04-01-2014, 05:58 PM
The important thing here is that I will get the last word, because I always do.

Do you?

Shorty
04-01-2014, 05:59 PM
Yes, Nicolas. Yes, I do.

Ace Protorney
04-01-2014, 05:59 PM
Your last post will serve as a reminder to everyone of your failure to "restore" balance to these forums if the forums end up in flames.

Nicolas
04-01-2014, 05:59 PM
Looks like I might have to intervene, for once.

Shorty
04-01-2014, 06:00 PM
You see, Proto, that's where our wrong. Balance did not exist before. You think these forums were balanced? Ho ho! Don't make me laugh!

No, we seek to instill a true balance. The likes of which you have never seen before.

Nicolas
04-01-2014, 06:02 PM
You see, Proto, that's where our wrong. Balance did not exist before. You think these forums were balanced? Ho ho! Don't make me laugh!

No, we seek to instill a true balance. The likes of which you have never seen before.

Only by causing the end of the fora. Pr00t is mostly right though. We must rise up against this menace, this "Shorty". We must stand tall in the name of Del Murder.

Psychotic
04-01-2014, 06:05 PM
Members shouldn't be afraid of their staff. Staff should be afraid of their members.

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 06:06 PM
Bring me this Shorty's head, Nicolas, and a title and forum of your choosing will be yours.

This goes for all. Hunt the outlaws, we must scrub this plague from our Land. So says the One Del.

Shorty
04-01-2014, 06:08 PM
Hit me with your best shot, nerds. I am on the side of righteousness. Your remedial tricks and practices cannot hurt me.

Nicolas
04-01-2014, 06:10 PM
Hit me with your best shot, nerds. I am on the side of righteousness. Your remedial tricks and practices cannot hurt me.

Says the one afraid to step foot in chat. You know well what your place is there, the home of Del supporters.

Wolf Kanno
04-01-2014, 06:11 PM
Heathen Del, you have forsaken the Old Gods and your sacred duty. You shall have judgment passed onto you and your heathen followers. All those who forsake the Old Ways shall burn in the lake of crappy FFXIII spin-offs.

Ursurper P, you must keep heart the teaching of the Old Ways or thou shall be cast into the same venomous pit as the heathens. There are no other ideals, only the teaching of the Old Gods.

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 06:13 PM
Forsaken? Never. I have freed you from your old gods. Freed your mind from the burden of choice. We unite under one banner, a single entity with the One True Voice.

Shorty
04-01-2014, 06:14 PM
Hit me with your best shot, nerds. I am on the side of righteousness. Your remedial tricks and practices cannot hurt me.

Says the one afraid to step foot in chat. You know well what your place is there, the home of Del supporters.

As I do not feel the need to frequent a pit of vipers, so is the same that I do not feel the need to frequent #eoff with its present state of its misplaced ideals.

Kalevala
04-01-2014, 06:14 PM
From Newb to Knight in Under Three Months: The Kalevala Story

Psychotic
04-01-2014, 06:16 PM
Heathen Del, you have forsaken the Old Gods and your sacred duty. You shall have judgment passed onto you and your heathen followers. All those who forsake the Old Ways shall burn in the lake of crappy FFXIII spin-offs.

Ursurper P, you must keep heart the teaching of the Old Ways or thou shall be cast into the same venomous pit as the heathens. There are no other ideals, only the teaching of the Old Gods. No Gods, No Masters. I accept the tyranny of your religion no more than I accept the tyranny of the Del-ministration.

Wolf Kanno
04-01-2014, 06:17 PM
Then thou shalt burn with the rest Heathen P

Nicolas
04-01-2014, 06:23 PM
Hit me with your best shot, nerds. I am on the side of righteousness. Your remedial tricks and practices cannot hurt me.

Says the one afraid to step foot in chat. You know well what your place is there, the home of Del supporters.

As I do not feel the need to frequent a pit of vipers, so is the same that I do not feel the need to frequent #eoff with its present state of its misplaced ideals.

Misplaced Ideals? For shame. You were once one of us. You, who has been tainted by the Old Gods, were once a victorious voice of protest against their tyranny. You were one to rise up for freedom! For Justice! But no. No more. You betray us, our ideals, our hopes and dreams. Your failings will teach us. Yes. We will learn and ascend to our true place under Del. For it is Del, not your Old Gods, that have saved us from tyranny and suffering. He gave us voice and song. He gave humanity freedom.

What have you done?

Shorty
04-01-2014, 06:25 PM
Where has Del been all of these years? Frequenting #eoff? When? Where? Participating in real-time Ciddies, games, #tot, getting to know his minions? How many lines has he spoken in chat this year? In 2013? Before then, even?

How is he a leader of you fools if he is absent from his post?

Nicolas
04-01-2014, 06:42 PM
Where has Del been all of these years? Frequenting #eoff? When? Where? Participating in real-time Ciddies, games, #tot, getting to know his minions? How many lines has he spoken in chat this year? In 2013? Before then, even?

How is he a leader of you fools if he is absent from his post?

A leader does not have to be there from the beginning. They need just appear when aide is most necessary. He was the hero we sought for so long.

Do not speak of #tot as if you know, as if you care. To see you have fallen so far with no excuse pains me so. You were my ally, my compatriot.

I mourn what your corruption has wrought.

Shorty
04-01-2014, 06:47 PM
Where has Del been all of these years? Frequenting #eoff? When? Where? Participating in real-time Ciddies, games, #tot, getting to know his minions? How many lines has he spoken in chat this year? In 2013? Before then, even?

How is he a leader of you fools if he is absent from his post?

A leader does not have to be there from the beginning. They need just appear when aide is most necessary. He was the hero we sought for so long.

Do not speak of #tot as if you know, as if you care. To see you have fallen so far with no excuse pains me so. You were my ally, my compatriot.

I mourn what your corruption has wrought.

Dear Nicolas. Dear, sweet, forgetful, blind Nicolas. You call me as your ally. As your compariot. But the truth remains that whenever I did visit #eoff, you sought to drive me out. You complained of my presence. Of my very existence. And now you question why I have made the choices I've made?

You, Nicolas. This is your fault. Had you truly wanted me to be a part of #eoff, I might be there, even now, standing beside you.

But you didn't want me. And now that I stand against you, you joust me with false revisions of the past in an attempt to make me believe that I betrayed a part of what I was before.

But the reality is that I was never a part of it. I was never a part of you.

You have driven me away. And today, we meet on the battlefield. And I take comfort in the thought that had you loved me, had you really loved me, I might be there with you.

But you didn't. So here we stand. And it's your fault.

Ayen
04-01-2014, 07:07 PM
We all know this ends in a standoff where Del dies and Shorty watches on with a shaved head.

Nicolas
04-01-2014, 07:07 PM
There was a time when you were once my ally. But there was no place for me in this place. The Old Gods became too much to bear. After my absence of several years, I hoped for changed. I returned but to a vacant and soulless place. The Old Gods were worse than before. You, whom I loved, were not the same. I tried to reconnect with you, but you were too far gone.

You strove to please the Gods, to become one of their acolytes. Even then, I tried to talk. I tried to listen. All of this was to no avail.

I had hoped these events would help you come to your senses. But here we stand upon the precipice of your demise.

Do you have any final words?

Shorty
04-01-2014, 07:10 PM
Bring it on, cupcake.


We all know this ends in a standoff where Del dies and Shorty watches on with a shaved head.

I would sacrifice my luscious red locks for vengeance.

Ayen
04-01-2014, 07:14 PM
Del is like a Microsoft computer. Everybody has one and they couldn't be less happy.

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 07:22 PM
Happiness is overrated. Consitency, order, predestination, these are things everyone truly desires.

Nicolas
04-01-2014, 07:24 PM
But, seriously, you should come to chat more, Shorty.


Del is like a Microsoft computer. Everybody has one and they couldn't be less happy.

As opposed to Psychotic's representative Mac? You mean the one that cannot be fixed by an outside source? The one where you pay a high price for what little freedom you actually have?

Shorty
04-01-2014, 07:26 PM
Look at yourselves. Look at what you've become. Don't see it? I'll spell it out for you.

DEL MURDER IS LOONY BoB V2.0

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 07:27 PM
Del is like a Microsoft computer. Everybody has one and they couldn't be less happy.

I like my Microsoft :(

Ayen
04-01-2014, 07:29 PM
Del is like a Microsoft computer. Everybody has one and they couldn't be less happy.

As opposed to Psychotic's representative Mac? You mean the one that cannot be fixed by an outside source? The one where you pay a high price for what little freedom you actually have?

I believe that was Loony BoB's shtick.

Nicolas
04-01-2014, 07:34 PM
Del is like a Microsoft computer. Everybody has one and they couldn't be less happy.

As opposed to Psychotic's representative Mac? You mean the one that cannot be fixed by an outside source? The one where you pay a high price for what little freedom you actually have?

I believe that was Loony BoB's shtick.

Actually, his would be closer to this:

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Ayen
04-01-2014, 07:36 PM
Loony BoB is a bunch of buttons you press randomly trying to figure out how the hell he works?

Actually, no, that sounds about right.

Nicolas
04-01-2014, 07:39 PM
Loony BoB is a bunch of buttons you press randomly trying to figure out how the hell he works?

Actually, no, that sounds about right.

Ignorance and confusion are the best forms of oppression.

Wolf Kanno
04-01-2014, 07:51 PM
Happiness is overrated. Consitency, order, predestination, these are things everyone truly desires.

The Old Ways taught us that change is not a bad thing, though we are free to dislike the change, we are not to question the Old Gods.

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 08:08 PM
I am happy to inform that Mr. Shauna Del has been granted the position of Del's Knight, rewarded for his loyalty and casting off the connection to the dishonored former knights.

Shauna
04-01-2014, 08:16 PM
We will stop you Del! With this fire of rebellion in all our hearts, nothing will get in our way!

Shorty
04-01-2014, 08:18 PM
Since mankind's dawn, a handful of oppressors have accepted the responsibility over our lives that we should have accepted for ourselves. By doing so, they took our power. By doing nothing, we gave it away. We've seen where their way leads, through camps and wars, towards the slaughterhouse.

No more, we say.

Say no to Del Murder.

Say no to your slaughter.

Ayen
04-01-2014, 08:24 PM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/a9fd8498b8b873d24a0ca929ad0db3e9/tumblr_inline_n30n66Hz8k1ru9zfi.gif
Nothing more than delusional individuals marching under the banner of their faux king. With no more power than the average forum goer. One click and the majority of your armies are nothing more than a bar with a date. Even the former Cid Knight Shorty is immune to such cheap tricks. Who's really in control?

NorthernChaosGod
04-01-2014, 08:29 PM
Can someone summarize wtf is going on? Or link me to all relevant posts so that I can figure it out?

Nicolas
04-01-2014, 08:30 PM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/a9fd8498b8b873d24a0ca929ad0db3e9/tumblr_inline_n30n66Hz8k1ru9zfi.gif
Nothing more than delusional individuals marching under the banner of their faux king. With no more power than the average forum goer. One click and the majority of your armies are nothing more than a bar with a date. Even the former Cid Knight Shorty is immune to such cheap tricks. Who's really in control?

Isn't that what we all hope for? You are just upset that you have not achieved this goal.

Shauna
04-01-2014, 08:30 PM
Del Murder is a cruel man, running this forum with an iron fist. He is not to be trusted! He must be brought down!

Shorty
04-01-2014, 08:30 PM
Del Murder has taken over the forums to destroy them and we need you to join up with Psychotic here - http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/155274-good-evening-general-chat-3.html - to stop him.

Ayen
04-01-2014, 08:32 PM
Can someone summarize wtf is going on? Or link me to all relevant posts so that I can figure it out?

Psychotic and Del did battle in the thunderdome and Del, upon losing, won the title of biggest sore loser ever by overthrowing the forum and now several factions are rallying together to overthrow the new dictator.

And something about gods.

Ninja'd by Shorty.

NorthernChaosGod
04-01-2014, 08:33 PM
I didn't mean the in character version. :colbert:

EDIT: ToriJ, thanks. That's more what I was looking for.

Nicolas
04-01-2014, 08:35 PM
Just arbitrarily pick a side.

Who's actually in a character here?

Ayen
04-01-2014, 08:41 PM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/a9fd8498b8b873d24a0ca929ad0db3e9/tumblr_inline_n30n66Hz8k1ru9zfi.gif
Nothing more than delusional individuals marching under the banner of their faux king. With no more power than the average forum goer. One click and the majority of your armies are nothing more than a bar with a date. Even the former Cid Knight Shorty is immune to such cheap tricks. Who's really in control?

Isn't that what we all hope for?

To be average? I suppose. Lots of XIII fans on here.

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 08:43 PM
Just arbitrarily pick a side.

Who's actually in a character here?
Arbitrary decisions are exactly what we are all about.

Nicolas
04-01-2014, 08:56 PM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/a9fd8498b8b873d24a0ca929ad0db3e9/tumblr_inline_n30n66Hz8k1ru9zfi.gif
Nothing more than delusional individuals marching under the banner of their faux king. With no more power than the average forum goer. One click and the majority of your armies are nothing more than a bar with a date. Even the former Cid Knight Shorty is immune to such cheap tricks. Who's really in control?

Isn't that what we all hope for?

To be average? I suppose. Lots of XIII fans on here.

Not sure how XIII is involved in this. Though, your arbitrary inclusion of that game betrays you. Your leader screams for equality amongst his cries for bloodshed. Letting the average person hold power is exactly that. It is the equality he wants. It is the freedom that you found amorous.

It seems that you truly do not want the same goal.

The Man
04-01-2014, 09:26 PM
I'm no longer sure what's going on here, but I'd just like to take this opportunity to congratulate random people.

It also seems a surprisingly large number of people have randomly decided to copy my avatar.

Psychotic
04-01-2014, 09:29 PM
I'm no longer sure what's going on here, but I'd just like to take this opportunity to congratulate random people.

It also seems a surprisingly large number of people have randomly decided to copy my avatar.:love:

I had to sign you up for the program. I just had to.

Nicolas
04-01-2014, 09:30 PM
I'm no longer sure what's going on here, but I'd just like to take this opportunity to congratulate random people.

It also seems a surprisingly large number of people have randomly decided to copy my avatar.

That's the appropriate response to have, Freed. It truly is.

Steve
04-01-2014, 09:45 PM
Welcome to the war Freed! Freed, Freed-Man The Man Freed! YOU SIR ARE A SYMBOL!

Ayen
04-01-2014, 11:28 PM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/a9fd8498b8b873d24a0ca929ad0db3e9/tumblr_inline_n30n66Hz8k1ru9zfi.gif
Nothing more than delusional individuals marching under the banner of their faux king. With no more power than the average forum goer. One click and the majority of your armies are nothing more than a bar with a date. Even the former Cid Knight Shorty is immune to such cheap tricks. Who's really in control?

Isn't that what we all hope for?

To be average? I suppose. Lots of XIII fans on here.

Not sure how XIII is involved in this. Though, your arbitrary inclusion of that game betrays you. Your leader screams for equality amongst his cries for bloodshed. Letting the average person hold power is exactly that. It is the equality he wants. It is the freedom that you found amorous.

It seems that you truly do not want the same goal.

Except you held no power. It was a ruse from the start. The only true power was Del's.

Calliope
04-01-2014, 11:55 PM
Forsaken? Never. I have freed you from your old gods. Freed your mind from the burden of choice. We unite under one banner, a single entity with the One True Voice.

Hank Azaria?

black orb
04-02-2014, 01:52 AM
>>> This place load faster for me now, and the annoying virus alert seems to be gone now..:luca:

Jiro
04-02-2014, 02:01 AM
We will stop you Del! With this fire of rebellion in all our hearts, nothing will get in our way!

No, that's heart burn. Eat a little slower.

Miss Mae
04-02-2014, 02:12 AM
Please welcome the newest Del's Knights, Kalevala and AlaynaMae, who are true believers of the Cause and will help restore the Order this forum so rightly deserves.

Pleased to be officially part of the fold that possesses the delightful puns.

Kalevala
04-02-2014, 02:29 AM
Cats are assholes.

Raistlin
04-02-2014, 03:48 AM
And here I had almost gotten comfortable being part of The System. Now cast out, betrayed by my once-time ally in shenanigans, I will once again rise to fight on the side of The People. VIVA LA REVOLUTION, DOWN WITH DEL

Shorty
04-02-2014, 03:49 AM
YES

WE HAVE RECRUITED SHAUNA AND WESLEY FROM DEL MURDER

SUCK IT, NERDS

Ayen
04-02-2014, 03:57 AM
SUCK IT, NERDS

™Shorty

Wolf Kanno
04-02-2014, 04:09 AM
Raisltin and Shauna, turn away from the false king, you do not have to serve either of the lying vipers, join me and we shall burn all the heathens and restore this place to glory. :radred:

Jiro
04-02-2014, 04:13 AM
Aw, I liked Raistlin. I mean, he's great as the butt of jokes, but he's clever too. Darn.