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Jiro
04-01-2014, 04:55 AM
Never fear, the courageous and competent staff of Eyes on Fin-Del Fantasy is here to quell those issues. Just post any problems here and your friendly neighbourhood Fin-Del Fantasy staff will take care of it... the only way we know how.

Sephex
04-01-2014, 04:59 AM
I'm crying.

Spooniest
04-01-2014, 05:00 AM
I'm sober.

Ace Protorney
04-01-2014, 05:01 AM
We'll do our best to Del with your problems. Just like what one of the best CKs would have said in the past, "It's no Big Del."

Ayen
04-01-2014, 05:02 AM
Where's the open bar?

Sephex
04-01-2014, 05:04 AM
This will be the help ticket pic that will be put into your signature until the problem is resolved.

http://i.imgur.com/3VLgZFg.png

Freya
04-01-2014, 05:05 AM
I'm crying.
Have a tissue! If that doesn't help or you're out of them use toilet paper.

Try to chew gum when you cut onions! You wont cry so much!


I'm sober.
Get you some booze! Don't have booze? Mouthwash or cough syrup is a not very healthy alternative!


Where's the open bar?

Spooniest has you covered.

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 05:09 AM
I am having a Dilemma? Delemma? Del-Emma? I dunno. Anyways, I need to finish my writing prompt today, and I know what I want to write, but I'm just not feeling it.

Pls halp staff! You're my only hope

Calliope
04-01-2014, 05:10 AM
Never fear, the courageous and competent staff of Eyes on Fin-Del Fantasy is here to quell those issues. Just post any problems here and your friendly neighbourhood Fin-Del Fantasy staff will take care of it... the only way we know how.

How is that? Del-ightfully! Watch your language though, because Del-inquents will be banned!

Freya
04-01-2014, 05:12 AM
I am having a Dilemma? Delemma? Del-Emma? I dunno. Anyways, I need to finish my writing prompt today, and I know what I want to write, but I'm just not feeling it.

Pls halp staff! You're my only hope

Use write or die (http://writeordie.com/)! If you stop writing it'll start doing things to your text! So you better not stop! Power through it!

Ace Protorney
04-01-2014, 05:15 AM
We'll be Del-ighted to help out a member in need. First thing you need to do is Delete all of your writing. Next, you Murder that writing prompt with the best writing that could kill the prompt.

Mercen-X
04-01-2014, 05:15 AM
Can someone direct me to the complaints department? I need to file a grievance with the new regime.

Jiro
04-01-2014, 05:21 AM
This is the complaints department. Tell us your issue, and we'll get rid of youTM

Shorty
04-01-2014, 05:37 AM
Can someone direct me to the complaints department? I need to file a grievance with the new regime.

I can give you Loony BoB's phone number. Should be about 5:30am where he is.

Jiro
04-01-2014, 05:46 AM
Oh, yeah, I have his number too. Brilliant.

Calliope
04-01-2014, 05:47 AM
Let's all call him and leave voicemails of sobbing or jubilation as applicable!

Shorty
04-01-2014, 05:48 AM
Someone call him and tell him the forums are on fire.

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 05:57 AM
See? This is what it's all about. Helping people.

Jiro
04-01-2014, 06:00 AM
We can all be friends, so long as nobody tries to encroach on Del's decrees.

Calliope
04-01-2014, 06:04 AM
It is important that we all uphold his visionary idels.

Mercen-X
04-01-2014, 06:17 AM
Can someone direct me to the complaints department? I need to file a grievance with the new regime.

I can give you Loony BoB's phone number. Should be about 5:30am where he is.
Wake him. This Deletion has been an act most heinous. I will do all in my power to oppose the Deltatorship.

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 06:18 AM
I AM THE COOKIE LORD

Ayen
04-01-2014, 06:19 AM
I AM THE COOKIE LORD

This better win a Best Post Ciddie in the future or so help me...