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Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 09:54 PM
Smell like poo

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 09:55 PM
Unsubstantiated!

Dat Matt
04-01-2014, 09:56 PM
Is the best you can do? This rebellion will be easier to quell than I thought.

Psychotic
04-01-2014, 09:58 PM
You smell like camel poo. And the camel ate a lot of bean burritos.

Fynn
04-01-2014, 10:04 PM
And then it fermented, making it not only stinky but intoxicating!

Dat Matt
04-01-2014, 10:05 PM
How Childish.

Fynn
04-01-2014, 10:06 PM
I know you are, but what am I?

Nicolas
04-01-2014, 10:08 PM
Boring, if you can't find any better insults.

Shorty
04-01-2014, 10:10 PM
Security, remove the threat.

Fynn
04-01-2014, 10:10 PM
No one asked you, you fartface!

Steve
04-01-2014, 10:12 PM
Alas, they smell like poo for they eat nothing but each other's poo in the eternal human centipede they form together. Long enough and dull enough to reach round in a circle so they can enjoy the ability to have a mild circle jerk on the way to poo heaven!

Fynn
04-01-2014, 10:13 PM
A poo Ouroboros, if you will.

Steve
04-01-2014, 10:15 PM
Indeed, it's a rather biological quandary just how they can survive when eating and talking so much poo!

Shorty
04-01-2014, 10:15 PM
A poo Ouroboros, if you will.

Poouroboros?

Fynn
04-01-2014, 10:17 PM
A poo Ouroboros, if you will.

Poouroboros?

Term = coined.

Carl the Llama
04-01-2014, 10:17 PM
TIL The staff are gross!

Steve
04-01-2014, 10:20 PM
In the end it was writ by the victors as all histories are that the mighty Poouroboros was slain by a bottle of Listerine Anti-bacterial Mouthwash.

Dat Matt
04-01-2014, 10:22 PM
TIL the P followers are obsessed with Poo. They must be used to throwing it around in the cage P has trapped them in. The first taste of freedom he has allowed them in his reign of terror.

Oh, Apologies. I meant "Freedom".

Steve
04-01-2014, 10:25 PM
Mr Del, because he has snow-white teeth,
smiles all the time. If you’re a defendant
in court, when the counsel draws tears,
he smiles: if you’re in grief at the pyre
of pious sons, the lone lorn mother weeping,
he smiles. Whatever it is, wherever it is,
whatever he’s doing, he smiles: he’s got a disease,
neither polite, I would say, nor charming.
So a reminder to you, from me, good Mr Del.
If you were a Sabine or Tiburtine
or a fat Umbrian, or plump Etruscan,
or dark toothy Lanuvian, or from north of the Po,
and I’ll mention my own Veronese too,
or whoever else clean their teeth religiously,
I’d still not want you to smile all the time:
there’s nothing more foolish than foolishly smiling.
Now you’re Spanish: in the country of Spain
what each man pisses, he’s used to brushing
his teeth and red gums with, every morning,
so the fact that your teeth are so polished
just shows you’re the more full of piss.

Carl the Llama
04-01-2014, 10:25 PM
TIL the P followers are obsessed with Poo. They must be used to throwing it around in the cage P has trapped them in. The first taste of freedom he has allowed them in his reign of terror.

Oh, Apologies. I meant "Freedom".

TIL the Smell followers are unoriginal and cant come up with their own insults so they have to borrow ours :P

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 10:25 PM
http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/GIF-When-I-get-back-to-my-own-toilet-after-a-vacation.gif

Dat Matt
04-01-2014, 10:30 PM
TIL the P followers are obsessed with Poo. They must be used to throwing it around in the cage P has trapped them in. The first taste of freedom he has allowed them in his reign of terror.

Oh, Apologies. I meant "Freedom".

TIL the Smell followers are unoriginal and cant come up with their own insults so they have to borrow ours :P

Apologies, Llama. I opted to lower myself to your level in so you could understand me.

Carl the Llama
04-01-2014, 10:47 PM
TIL the P followers are obsessed with Poo. They must be used to throwing it around in the cage P has trapped them in. The first taste of freedom he has allowed them in his reign of terror.

Oh, Apologies. I meant "Freedom".

TIL the Smell followers are unoriginal and cant come up with their own insults so they have to borrow ours :P

Apologies, Llama. I opted to raise myself to your level in so you could understand me.

That's ok Mr Smell, you could never reach my level... be warned, I have a dollop of fairy dust... and a mattress with a tag on it!!!

Miriel
04-01-2014, 10:57 PM
Pew pew pew!

Steve
04-01-2014, 11:06 PM
Ahh the urge to say the unforgivable, to become as catty as Catullus himself is strong. But to prove that I am better than the one that they call Del, I must withstand.

Jiro
04-02-2014, 03:13 AM
nah, go on, ​give in

The Man
04-02-2014, 04:57 AM
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.