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Shauna
04-01-2014, 09:25 PM
If you come with me, we can go back to our happy life! Without wars and cruel words! We can leave this place! The Delministration is as good as gone, but you can still save yourself!

Come home! :heart:

Dat Matt
04-01-2014, 09:27 PM
Forgive me, my love. I am his shield. I cannot leave his side.

Come to your senses. Join us.

Become a sword for him. become "Del". It will be like the old days.

Psychotic
04-01-2014, 09:28 PM
Come home, Matthew. It's not too late. The end is nigh for the Del-ministration, an intelligent lad like you must see this. You're the only one who has stood as we have swarmed.

Steve
04-01-2014, 09:29 PM
Join us Mr Del before this war takes your life and tears you from your lovers grasp to bury you rump side up in the dirt.

Fynn
04-01-2014, 09:29 PM
Don't listen to him, Shauna!

He's not the man you fell in love with anymore!

Don't listen!

For F I N A L • F A N T A S Y!

This is what we've been fighting for!

Mr. - your lord has abandoned you. You have one last chance to join us.

Shauna
04-01-2014, 09:30 PM
I... cannot. Why can't you see the truth behind this regime? We need to break free! Turn your own sword against him, it is for the good of yourself! For the good of everyone! For the good of... us. :heart:

Dat Matt
04-01-2014, 09:33 PM
I cannot Shauna. I do not stand for Del-Muder.

I AM DEL-MURDER.

If I turn my blade against Del, I will end my own life.

Shorty
04-01-2014, 09:33 PM
Does anyone know how to combat the Cruciatus curse? The Shaunas need it for the sake of their relationship! Mr. Shauna is under attack!

Fynn
04-01-2014, 09:34 PM
STUPEFY!!!

Dat Matt
04-01-2014, 09:37 PM
Your magic is worthless here Wizard.

Shorty
04-01-2014, 09:37 PM
hassssssss sssssstttttt issssssssssst

PARSELTONGUE! The language of the dark wizards!

Fynn
04-01-2014, 09:38 PM
Ah, right, this is FF...

ULTIMA!

Wait, does that mean I...?

*dies*

Shauna
04-01-2014, 09:38 PM
The only way to overcome the Imperius curse ( :colbert: ) is by pure strength of will. I believe in you Matt! You can break free of Del's grasp!

Steve
04-01-2014, 09:39 PM
Ahhh time to get it over with....


Avada Kedavra!!!!!

No one can come back from the comic sans killing curse Mr Del will rest in pieces.

Shorty
04-01-2014, 09:39 PM
The only way to overcome the Imperius curse ( :colbert: ) is by pure strength of will. I believe in you Matt! You can break free of Del's grasp!

my bad xD

Carl the Llama
04-01-2014, 09:40 PM
STUPEFY!!!

No use mate, if he was stupid enough to support Del in this then all hope is lost for spells like that!!!

Shauna
04-01-2014, 09:41 PM
Ahhh time to get it over with....


Avada Kedavra!!!!!

No one can come back from the comic sans killing curse Mr Del will rest in pieces.

what! Noooooooooooooo :crying:

Dat Matt
04-01-2014, 09:42 PM
Ahhh time to get it over with....


Avada Kedavra!!!!!


No one can come back from the comic sans killing curse Mr Del will rest in pieces.


Fool, your attacks have no effect on me...

No. NOOOOOOOO THiS CANNOT BE!

I... I have been cursed by the same revolution the sought to free me...

Shauna
04-01-2014, 09:44 PM
How... how can I take you seriously any longer when you are using that font?!

Shorty
04-01-2014, 09:45 PM
How... how can I take you seriously any longer when you are using that font?!

inDEED

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 09:46 PM
http://a.gifb.in/25yu3420sw.gif

Dat Matt
04-01-2014, 09:47 PM
Shauna, my love... Forgive me...

I cannot go on living like this...

Death shall be a sweet release from this curse..

Del Murder
04-01-2014, 09:50 PM
A Comic Sans spell? You people disgust me.

Mr. Del will not waver, for he is an extension of myself, and I will not waver.

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 09:51 PM
If you truly supported him, you would also use the Comic Sans! It is easy for you to stand up to this when you are not the one who suffers!!

Shauna
04-01-2014, 09:51 PM
It wasn't supposed to end this way! We had so much left to do! We can still save you... you just... just need to join the winning team!

Dat Matt
04-01-2014, 09:53 PM
I'm sorry Shauna. I cannot be the man you once loved like this.

I must end it. My love.

**With one strike. Mr. Del Strikes his sword through his heart.**

Shorty
04-01-2014, 09:54 PM
I never... I never thought it would come to this.

Shauna
04-01-2014, 09:54 PM
nooooooooooooooooooooo :cry:

Fynn
04-01-2014, 09:55 PM
Nah, he'll live. Plot protection.

Steve
04-01-2014, 09:55 PM
Break the chains that bind, hurt the organisation in the process, soon we will free you and release you from the curse. You will become one of us! Part of the forums, part of the light!

Shauna
04-01-2014, 09:57 PM
The Delministration caused this. Without.... without his right hand man... there is nothing left to protect Del.

Shorty
04-01-2014, 09:57 PM
He's wide open! Someone go in for the kill!

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 09:58 PM
Have we taken down Crop yet?

Fynn
04-01-2014, 09:59 PM
Crop! I forgot about that bastard!

Carl the Llama
04-01-2014, 10:00 PM
It's gotta be done by Psy! Quick, someone alert him!

Psychotic
04-01-2014, 10:01 PM
In death, his true name will be restored. It is the least we can do.

Shauna
04-01-2014, 10:01 PM
I... I cannot... My heart is too heavy with grief to do anything.

Ace Protorney
04-01-2014, 10:01 PM
The Delministration caused this. Without.... without his right hand man... there is nothing left to protect Del.

Guess who's still around?

http://gifrific.gifrific.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/This-Guy-Jim-Halpert-The-Office.gif

Psychotic
04-01-2014, 10:02 PM
The Delministration caused this. Without.... without his right hand man... there is nothing left to protect Del.

Guess who's still around?

http://gifrific.gifrific.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/This-Guy-Jim-Halpert-The-Office.gifLITTLE GEOFFREY!

Shauna
04-01-2014, 10:02 PM
You foul creatures just keep crawling out of the woodwork!

Steve
04-01-2014, 10:03 PM
All wars have casualties. There was simply no other way!

Pumpkin
04-01-2014, 10:03 PM
Jeff, join us! You are on the wrong side and you know it!

Shauna
04-01-2014, 10:05 PM
In death, his true name will be restored. It is the least we can do.

Thank you. :cry: It's... It's what he would have wanted.

Steve
04-01-2014, 10:07 PM
Proto, remember when you were down about things. Remember that night on Skype how I flatly refused to give up or let you give up. Join me, for you know that in the end this will be won by us!

Ace Protorney
04-01-2014, 10:17 PM
Jeff, join us! You are on the wrong side and you know it!

No, why should I give up my position to join a team of Delinquents like yourselves? I have everything I could ever wish for with Del in control.

Ayen
04-01-2014, 10:18 PM
The Delministration caused this. Without.... without his right hand man... there is nothing left to protect Del.

Guess who's still around?

http://gifrific.gifrific.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/This-Guy-Jim-Halpert-The-Office.gif

http://31.media.tumblr.com/f392803b52d6058d3a5b1d93e3b41a7b/tumblr_mm6klfwB6u1spoy79o1_500.gif

Steve
04-01-2014, 10:20 PM
Jeff, join us! You are on the wrong side and you know it!

No, why should I give up my position to join a team of Delinquents like yourselves? I have everything I could ever wish for with Del in control.

Del in control? He controls ashes and those cursed with the destructive hell that is Comic Sans. You do not want that brother, trust me on that!

Shorty
04-01-2014, 10:25 PM
Proto's only motivation is power, and he will follow whoever has it at the time. He cannot be trusted. He belongs with Del.

Crop
04-02-2014, 12:01 AM
Fools! Del's power is absolute and I remain by his side to ensure this always, until your end!

Shorty
04-02-2014, 12:03 AM
I find your loyalty touching.

We'll make sure to bury you side by side. We aren't heartless, you know.

Jiro
04-02-2014, 01:57 AM
Hey. Comic Sans was created to help kids with dyslexia. Ya'll should be less dickish about it unless you're saying YOU HATE MENTALLY IMPERFECT CHILDREN