A Heartfelt Plea to Mr "Del"

[Shauna]

If you come with me, we can go back to our happy life! Without wars and cruel words! We can leave this place! The Delministration is as good as gone, but you can still save yourself!

Come home! :heart:

[Dat Matt]

Forgive me, my love. I am his shield. I cannot leave his side.

Come to your senses. Join us.

Become a sword for him. become "Del". It will be like the old days.

[Psychotic]

Come home, Matthew. It's not too late. The end is nigh for the Del-ministration, an intelligent lad like you must see this. You're the only one who has stood as we have swarmed.

[Iceglow]

Join us Mr Del before this war takes your life and tears you from your lovers grasp to bury you rump side up in the dirt.

[Fynn]

Don't listen to him, Shauna!

He's not the man you fell in love with anymore!

Don't listen!

For F I N A L • F A N T A S Y!

This is what we've been fighting for!

Mr. - your lord has abandoned you. You have one last chance to join us.

[Shauna]

I... cannot. Why can't you see the truth behind this regime? We need to break free! Turn your own sword against him, it is for the good of yourself! For the good of everyone! For the good of... us. :heart:

[Dat Matt]

I cannot Shauna. I do not stand for Del-Muder.

I AM DEL-MURDER.

If I turn my blade against Del, I will end my own life.

[Shorty]

Does anyone know how to combat the Cruciatus curse? The Shaunas need it for the sake of their relationship! Mr. Shauna is under attack!

[Fynn]

STUPEFY!!!

[Dat Matt]

Your magic is worthless here Wizard.

[Shorty]

hassssssss sssssstttttt issssssssssst

PARSELTONGUE! The language of the dark wizards!

[Fynn]

Ah, right, this is FF...

ULTIMA!

Wait, does that mean I...?

*dies*

[Shauna]

The only way to overcome the Imperius curse ( :colbert: ) is by pure strength of will. I believe in you Matt! You can break free of Del's grasp!

[Iceglow]

Ahhh time to get it over with....


Avada Kedavra!!!!!

No one can come back from the comic sans killing curse Mr Del will rest in pieces.

[Shorty]

The only way to overcome the Imperius curse ( :colbert: ) is by pure strength of will. I believe in you Matt! You can break free of Del's grasp!

my bad xD

[Carl the Llama]

STUPEFY!!!

No use mate, if he was stupid enough to support Del in this then all hope is lost for spells like that!!!

[Shauna]

Ahhh time to get it over with....


Avada Kedavra!!!!!

No one can come back from the comic sans killing curse Mr Del will rest in pieces.

what! Noooooooooooooo :crying:

[Dat Matt]

Ahhh time to get it over with....


Avada Kedavra!!!!!


No one can come back from the comic sans killing curse Mr Del will rest in pieces.


Fool, your attacks have no effect on me...

No. NOOOOOOOO THiS CANNOT BE!

I... I have been cursed by the same revolution the sought to free me...

[Shauna]

How... how can I take you seriously any longer when you are using that font?!

[Shorty]

How... how can I take you seriously any longer when you are using that font?!

inDEED

[Pumpkin]

http://a.gifb.in/25yu3420sw.gif

[Dat Matt]

Shauna, my love... Forgive me...

I cannot go on living like this...

Death shall be a sweet release from this curse..

[Del Murder]

A Comic Sans spell? You people disgust me.

Mr. Del will not waver, for he is an extension of myself, and I will not waver.

[Pumpkin]

If you truly supported him, you would also use the Comic Sans! It is easy for you to stand up to this when you are not the one who suffers!!

[Shauna]

It wasn't supposed to end this way! We had so much left to do! We can still save you... you just... just need to join the winning team!

[Dat Matt]

I'm sorry Shauna. I cannot be the man you once loved like this.

I must end it. My love.

**With one strike. Mr. Del Strikes his sword through his heart.**

[Shorty]

I never... I never thought it would come to this.

[Shauna]

nooooooooooooooooooooo :cry:

[Fynn]

Nah, he'll live. Plot protection.

[Iceglow]

Break the chains that bind, hurt the organisation in the process, soon we will free you and release you from the curse. You will become one of us! Part of the forums, part of the light!

[Shauna]

The Delministration caused this. Without.... without his right hand man... there is nothing left to protect Del.

[Shorty]

He's wide open! Someone go in for the kill!

[Pumpkin]

Have we taken down Crop yet?

[Fynn]

Crop! I forgot about that bastard!

[Carl the Llama]

It's gotta be done by Psy! Quick, someone alert him!

[Psychotic]

In death, his true name will be restored. It is the least we can do.

[Shauna]

I... I cannot... My heart is too heavy with grief to do anything.

[Agent Proto]

The Delministration caused this. Without.... without his right hand man... there is nothing left to protect Del.

Guess who's still around?

http://gifrific.gifrific.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/This-Guy-Jim-Halpert-The-Office.gif

[Psychotic]

The Delministration caused this. Without.... without his right hand man... there is nothing left to protect Del.

Guess who's still around?

http://gifrific.gifrific.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/This-Guy-Jim-Halpert-The-Office.gifLITTLE GEOFFREY!

[Shauna]

You foul creatures just keep crawling out of the woodwork!

[Iceglow]

All wars have casualties. There was simply no other way!

[Pumpkin]

Jeff, join us! You are on the wrong side and you know it!

[Shauna]

In death, his true name will be restored. It is the least we can do.

Thank you. :cry: It's... It's what he would have wanted.

[Iceglow]

Proto, remember when you were down about things. Remember that night on Skype how I flatly refused to give up or let you give up. Join me, for you know that in the end this will be won by us!

[Agent Proto]

Jeff, join us! You are on the wrong side and you know it!

No, why should I give up my position to join a team of Delinquents like yourselves? I have everything I could ever wish for with Del in control.

[Ayen]

The Delministration caused this. Without.... without his right hand man... there is nothing left to protect Del.

Guess who's still around?

http://gifrific.gifrific.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/This-Guy-Jim-Halpert-The-Office.gif

http://31.media.tumblr.com/f392803b52d6058d3a5b1d93e3b41a7b/tumblr_mm6klfwB6u1spoy79o1_500.gif

[Iceglow]

Jeff, join us! You are on the wrong side and you know it!

No, why should I give up my position to join a team of Delinquents like yourselves? I have everything I could ever wish for with Del in control.

Del in control? He controls ashes and those cursed with the destructive hell that is Comic Sans. You do not want that brother, trust me on that!

[Shorty]

Proto's only motivation is power, and he will follow whoever has it at the time. He cannot be trusted. He belongs with Del.

[Crop]

Fools! Del's power is absolute and I remain by his side to ensure this always, until your end!

[Shorty]

I find your loyalty touching.

We'll make sure to bury you side by side. We aren't heartless, you know.

[Jiro]

Hey. Comic Sans was created to help kids with dyslexia. Ya'll should be less dickish about it unless you're saying YOU HATE MENTALLY IMPERFECT CHILDREN