The minor irritations

[Crop]

These fools have been allowed to rebel for too long. Do you seriously think you can disrupt this order? This golden age of EoFF? Del, along with his loyal force, will smite you all.

This is your last chance, and your last thread to pledge your loyalty to The Cause and The Mighty Del. Failure to do so will spell your doom, no more mercy shall be shown to those who seek to bring down the forums. We will defeat you.

[Carl the Llama]

We will defeat you.

And then you will wake up!

[Agent Proto]

I shall pledge my allegiance and loyalty to the great Del Murder. The rebellion may torture me all they want, but I will never falter to their wants and needs to betray Del.

[Shorty]

We won't torture you, silly man. Do you think us sadistic criminals?

No, we'll just kill you.

[Ayen]

We won't torture you, silly man. Do you think us sadistic criminals?

No, we'll just kill you.

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[Calliope]

Yeah, like nailing jello to a wall :roll2

[Ayen]

Yeah, like nailing jello to a wall :roll2

You're wiggling against the wall with a knife in you?

[Calliope]

No! Do you nail things with knives, knave?

[Ayen]

No! Do you nail things with knives, knave?

All the time, actually.

[Agent Proto]

He's obviously doing it wrong if that's the case.

[Ayen]

You all just lack imagination.

[Jiro]

Ooh, that reminds me. There's jelly in the fridge. Delicious.

[Ayen]

Ooh, that reminds me. There's jelly in the fridge. Delicious.

Me jelly :cool:

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[Jiro]

I'm glad you can dig it