Wolf Kanno
04-19-2014, 05:34 AM
Final Fantasy is my ex, we had a messy fight cause she screwed up. I still see her from time to time and she looks like she's starting to get her act together again but the emotional wounds are still deep so I look with my eyes but unwilling to reach out with my heart until I see some real commitment to mend the relationship.
Metal Gear Solid is like being in a bad relationship and knowing it. You know they are just taking advantage of you but then they do that thing you love, so you just keep crawling back even though you keep telling yourself this time it's over.
Atlus is like being in puppy love, sure your friends think she's weird cause of some of her interest and she kind of got you hooked on bizarre anime and esoteric religious philosophies but damn everything about her just makes you sigh with contentment...
Capcom is like that friend you grew up with who was always fun and good for a laugh but then he got hooked on drugs and started doing tricks in the streets to get his fix. Every now and again he get his act together and finally seeks treatment and for awhile it's just like old times and we don't talk about the past but eventually he just fall off the bandwagon again.
Nintendo is like that childhood friend you grew up with who was always so much fun but as you got older he really started to get a bit more eccentric. Sure he has his phobias about the internet and he's never been good about appearances but he throws the best parties even if he forces everyone to obey some bizarre party theme rules like using morrocas or bring you iPad. Your friends are split on whether he's weird and needs help or if his eccentric attitude is the main part of his charm. He's not really fun at home but he's great for road trips.
Sony is like that guy you knew in high school who is a total pretentious douchbag who is rich and always sporting the newest fashions. Granted he has his moments of being a decent human being but it's hard to like him since he's always surrounded by his cheering choir that hang on every word. You don't really like him but you hang out with him anyway cause your friends do and even you have to admit he throws some killer parties. It's just a shame he's not as fun outside of the house since he just likes to tell you the variations of the same story you heard a hundred times at his party.
PC is that dude you've known for quite some years, your friends tell you to hang out with them cause they are pretty diverse and really fun but you feel utterly awkward because you knew the guy from way back when he worked at the library and rarely spoke. Then later on when you got older you accidentally run into them in the porno section of your video store when you both reached for the same video "Ass Pirates V: Search for Captain Deepthroat's Treasure" and the two of you have that awkward moment of deciding who is going to get it. Afterwards every time you hang out with them you keep thinking back to that porn video and it just gets awkward...
Sega is like that friend you met at summer camp during your puberty years and you played together and had such fun and even convinced each other to try "other" things and even though you told yourself you wouldn't you just can't stop thinking about that night. Afterwards you were really heartbroken when you had to leave and go back to your girlfriend (Nintendo) and even now you think back fondly to those times though you've never told your wife (Sony) about them.
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As you can tell this is not a serious topic, have fun. 53091
Metal Gear Solid is like being in a bad relationship and knowing it. You know they are just taking advantage of you but then they do that thing you love, so you just keep crawling back even though you keep telling yourself this time it's over.
Atlus is like being in puppy love, sure your friends think she's weird cause of some of her interest and she kind of got you hooked on bizarre anime and esoteric religious philosophies but damn everything about her just makes you sigh with contentment...
Capcom is like that friend you grew up with who was always fun and good for a laugh but then he got hooked on drugs and started doing tricks in the streets to get his fix. Every now and again he get his act together and finally seeks treatment and for awhile it's just like old times and we don't talk about the past but eventually he just fall off the bandwagon again.
Nintendo is like that childhood friend you grew up with who was always so much fun but as you got older he really started to get a bit more eccentric. Sure he has his phobias about the internet and he's never been good about appearances but he throws the best parties even if he forces everyone to obey some bizarre party theme rules like using morrocas or bring you iPad. Your friends are split on whether he's weird and needs help or if his eccentric attitude is the main part of his charm. He's not really fun at home but he's great for road trips.
Sony is like that guy you knew in high school who is a total pretentious douchbag who is rich and always sporting the newest fashions. Granted he has his moments of being a decent human being but it's hard to like him since he's always surrounded by his cheering choir that hang on every word. You don't really like him but you hang out with him anyway cause your friends do and even you have to admit he throws some killer parties. It's just a shame he's not as fun outside of the house since he just likes to tell you the variations of the same story you heard a hundred times at his party.
PC is that dude you've known for quite some years, your friends tell you to hang out with them cause they are pretty diverse and really fun but you feel utterly awkward because you knew the guy from way back when he worked at the library and rarely spoke. Then later on when you got older you accidentally run into them in the porno section of your video store when you both reached for the same video "Ass Pirates V: Search for Captain Deepthroat's Treasure" and the two of you have that awkward moment of deciding who is going to get it. Afterwards every time you hang out with them you keep thinking back to that porn video and it just gets awkward...
Sega is like that friend you met at summer camp during your puberty years and you played together and had such fun and even convinced each other to try "other" things and even though you told yourself you wouldn't you just can't stop thinking about that night. Afterwards you were really heartbroken when you had to leave and go back to your girlfriend (Nintendo) and even now you think back fondly to those times though you've never told your wife (Sony) about them.
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As you can tell this is not a serious topic, have fun. 53091