DISASTER HAS STRUCK

[Shorty]

The scene: We are all barred inside a giant warehouse to protect ourselves from a massive zombie virus outbreak. Several members are wounded, and some of them may have been bitten.

The dilemma: Sephex has begun exhibiting symptoms of the infected. It could just be food poisoning from eating at Atilano's Mexican Restaurant down the street for lunch, but should we risk it?

What do we do?! What's the first course of action?! What are our priorities?!

[Freya]

Tell Carl to get back in the house.

[Sephex]

Don't wooAAAUUGHHHrrry, guys. I am okay witheatingyerbrains and WiLl Maauuugke a FULL STOMACHWITHYOURGUTS recovery! :)

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I honestly don't know what I would do. My general proposal would probably be to tie/chain up Sephex and any others who may come forward as possible infected. I'd rather err on the side of caution while still not needlessly killing someone who isn't infected. I'd hope we have an agreed upon radius drawn out from the tied up folks which no one can pass except for those designated to bring food and water. If possible, the tied up folks would be spaced so that should someone for sure turn, one of the other tied up folks doesn't get caught up. Take notes on if the condition worsens or disappears over a couple of days, and then let people go when they don't turn and improve in condition.

Of course, the other problem lies in just how exactly the virus spreads. Yes, someone gets bitten and they for sure turn, but could it follow the rules of some zombie fiction in which anyone who dies turns into a zombie after death?

As for rationing food and water, designating how decisions are made, ownership of weapons, etc. I don't know. Things will get difficult being trapped inside a warehouse. Power struggles will happen. People will get restless. One person not coming forward about being bit and then turning could spell death for everyone there. I'd personally want to try to find a way to sneak out without causing a stir with the people and zombies, and move away to where there would likely be less population.

Another personal note, I would try to extract blood from those tied up to keep in a syringe or whatever in case that person turns to keep on me. Someone I know had this conversation with me where they said jokingly that they would probably eat people before they ate dogs and cats. If I were to end up with cannibals, I would inject myself with the infected blood so that I could take them all with me.

Edit: We should probably also set Atilano's Mexican Restaurant on fire if any of us escape, just in case they actually were the start of the virus.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I'm going to take account of all weapons we have, quarantine Sephex until I know it isn't mexican food, at which point I kill zombie Sephex.

And then I would probably take some weapons and leave you all high and dry and go die, killing as may zombies as possible before I succumb to the inevitable.

Because I am boss like that. :cool:

[fire_of_avalon]

You can tell I think about this stuff a lot.

1) Establish a figure-head leader who doesn't do much besides make people feel better. TWD lacks this scapegoat which would really make Rick's life easier.

2) Have a Hand of the King running the show.

3) Find the most powerful long-range firearm we have between us and give it to tuh. Send him up into the rafters with whatever he needs to be ok for the next 24 hours. He is to fire on anyone who advances on another member of our party.

4) Sephex and all other wounded members are to be immediately quarantined. Their families/friends can be quarantined with them. Quarantine will be lifted when their health begins to improve. They will not be denied whatever possible medical treatment, food and comfort we can provide, but they will have an armed detail with them. People who are patient, people with good nerves. I think plef and Cimmie head up this group.

5) We split the remaining non-injured people into 3 person teams with 1 person who has a weapon and 2 with whatever basic tools we can scrounge. We check the perimeter for ways zombies can enter and catch us unawares and we address those weak spots. We also gather other resources from the warehouse and pool them together.

6) If any of the wounded start to turn, plef and Cim shoot to kill. If any of the non-wounded start to turn, tuh shoots to kill. If anyone gets in trouble they have a party member with a weapon.

7) The first priority is to ensure we don't get caught with our pants down by a weak spot in the perimeter of the warehouse. The second priority is to find enough resources to survive the next few days while we make a plan. Third is stabilizing the wounded. Fourth is slapping people who are going crazy.

8) Once we've settled in for a few days we get to decide how to proceed. Are the zombies at our doors fast, smart, ever increasing in number? We have to find a way to move to an isolated location. Are they slow, dumb zombies who sometimes herd toegether like in TWD? We can fortify a bit and possible go on exploratory runs to see what's left of the world.

EDIT: NO PLEFFY JUST DO WHAT I SAY GOSH.

[Shorty]

Scouting efforts of Kalevala and Freya report that the zombies are slow and dumb, but they herd together and are particularly dangerous because of swarming numbers outside in the streets for as far as the eye can see.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

Did Carl get back in the house, though?

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I was going to say quarantine Sephex, but it's too late. His words are steadily changing into incoherent growls. Time to put a bullet in your head. Sorry, brother.


Tell Carl to get back in the house.

*throws tomato*

[Shorty]

Did Carl get back in the house, though?

No! He's still out there! Damn kids can't listen to directions! :argh:

[blackmage_nuke]

People showing symptoms will be quarantined, those refusing quarantine will be banned, those who refuse to leave will be shot.

The warehouse will be split into two sections, a regular zone and a buffer zone. Anyone who goes outside to gather supplies or what have you must remain in the buffer zone for however long it takes an infected person to turn. The buffer zone has all the comforts of the regular zone, They can be visited by friends and family but when they enter the bufferzone they can not leave until the person theyre visiting's buffer time is finished. THe buffer zone is further split into 3 sections so hunting parties dont mix.

[fire_of_avalon]

I LIKE THIS BUFFER ZONE. YES GOOD.

Also, use Carl as a distraction so our scouts can leave out of another door!

[Shorty]

Oh no! Shaibana has gone into a state of a mental breakdown and has grabbed a weapon, threatening to hurt anyone who comes near her!

[fire_of_avalon]

What kind of weapon?!

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

EDIT: NO PLEFFY JUST DO WHAT I SAY GOSH.

Aye aye, foas!

[Shorty]

What kind of weapon?!

She found an ax in the corner of the warehouse!

[Freya]

Well shit. Have foa distract her while I wack her and knock her out. Calm yo tits, this is the apocalypse.

Also I second burning down, Atilano's Mexican Restaurant as it could have been the outbreak of ZAIDS

[Pumpkin]

Can.... can I play?


Can I be the girl with the big boobies who doesn't contribute anything useful?

[fire_of_avalon]

ZOMBIE AIDS NOOO

Also, I puke on Shaibana to distract her!

[Scotty_ffgamer]

Is there a backdoor? If so, I'm going to peak out the backdoor to see if I can make a break for it while everyone is distracted.

[Shorty]

There's always a back door.

As Scotty sneaks out, some walkers see him and find the entrance! He has compromised the perimeter of the warehouse! WAY TO GO, SCOTTY

[Scotty_ffgamer]

Do I make it away safely, though?

[Shorty]

You threw yourself underneath an oversized motorhome across the street from the warehouse and waited for a number of walkers to pass before taking off down an alley.

You remain unscathed. For now.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I'm so sorry everyone. It was going to happen eventually, though.

[Freya]

Oh scotty, good job!! :mad2:


Push everyone to the 2nd buffer zone and throw Sephex as a distraction. He's still human enough they go after them. Sorry Sephex, it's a messier end but if it wasn't for scotty we'd have let you turned and killed you when you couldn't remember it.

Let tuh pick off what he can and start pruning them through the bufferzone fence. Barricade what we can and after we've picked enough off that it's thin, send a brave few souls in the mess to get that door shut. We may lose someone but the rest will be saved. Pick off the remaining walkers and we're safe again.

Scotty, I'm not saving you. Enjoy your under the motorhomeness.

[Night Fury]

Me and HNB left already (haha you suckers) and we've got a vehicle and food. The zombies stay away from us because we use biological warfare to repel them.

See yous later :cool:

[Freya]

Turns out that was the motorhome Scotty was under!

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I didn't get run over though since apparently I made it into an alley. I'm going to look around the alley to see if there's anything I can use as a weapon. If not, I'm sneaking out of the town/city.

[Jessweeee♪]

I'm fiooooooooooooooooooine (http://youtu.be/IXYUn5BOgHA?t=31s)

[Shorty]

Oh man, Locky and HNB made a break for it using the motorhome that could have safeyt evacuated a large amount of people! Bad luck :( What will the remaining survivors do to survive?!

[Shiny]

I will use the weapons I've acquired to protect myself and maybe Pike just because. Err body else is on my eat list. No one knows that however because I'm secretly the villain. I look innocent but true conniving underneath. Only my eye patch gives me away a bit.

[Ayen]

I'd follow fire_of_avalon's instructions to the letter because I don't want to die.

[Sephex]

Can I come back as a Tank?

[Psychotic]

I would pour a trail of gasoline round the building and set the fucker alight. With the entrances barricaded, none of us will escape. Better dead than zed my friends.

[Kalevala]

Psychotic might have burned us all alive, but at least I died a scout.

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[NeoCracker]

During my watch I break the windows open to welcome our new Zombie overlords.

It'll feel good to know we finally all belong.

[Ayen]

I would like to not be set on fire.

[Sephex]

So that's a yes to me coming back as a Tank?

[Bubba]

I say we take off... and nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure.

[Jiro]

Nobody touches Sephex. We lock him in a room until we can be sure, and then we act accordingly.

[Sephex]

Nobody touches Sephex. We lock him in a room until we can be sure, and then we act accordingly.

Jiro, for the last god damn time, you can touch me whenever you please!

[Quindiana Jones]

I'd kill Psychotic.

[Jiro]

Nobody touches Sephex. We lock him in a room until we can be sure, and then we act accordingly.

Jiro, for the last god damn time, you can touch me whenever you please!

I meant nobody else​. :D

[Shauna]

Wow you're all crap at this.

[Drift]

It's easy...

We kill Sephex. And everyone that wants to keep him alive.

[Sephex]

Whatever makes me come back as a Tank quicker.

[Shauna]

You are the Jockey!

[Sephex]

Alright, let me get some booze in me first.

[Jiro]

Oh god, now I want to play Left 4 Dead again. Don't let Sephex become special infected, we will all die. We'll die laughing, but we'll die.

[Shlup]

I'm sure I would already be a zombie by this time.

[Psychotic]

I'd kill Psychotic.That would be tremendously amb... wait a minute (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/154624-weird-question.html#post3373900) :colbert:

[Scotty_ffgamer]

And people scoffed at my running away and letting the hordes of zombies work their way into the warehouse. I knew the kind of people in there who would just try to set the place on fire and whatnot. I mean, I'm probably going to die because that's how my lfe works, but that's okay.

[Shorty]

Psychotic has lit the warehouse on fire like a madman! Who did we lose? Who get away safely? The deadheads are intrigued by the flames and staggering toward the warehouse!

[Bubba]

I suffered some third-degree burns and I'm not sure... but I think I may have soiled myself.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

Does the fire spread to that mexican restaurant? I sure hope so.

[Shorty]

It's too far down the street. If we want it burned down, we'll have to travel there ourselves.

[Shauna]

And now we'll have firey zombies. Good going team.

We should look for somewhere else to hole up.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I trigger the fire suppression system in the warehouse, because unless it's that old of a warehouse, it's most likely a wet pipe system and will still function properly. This early in the outbreak, we should have water pressure.

Then I grab the nearest assault weapon and knife I can find, and get the fug outta there on a mission to hunt down Scotty. :mad2

If there are any convenient supplies, I will grab some. I access the roof through the scaffolding above, and see about making my way from roof top to roof top as best as possible. If I have to climb down a drain pipe, I'll obviously look for the least populated side of the building.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

To be fair (and I guess my intent wasn't clear) the whole reason I was cracking open the door was to see if it was clear back there. In a real life scenario, I would have made pretty sure I could try to move without being spotted. If there were a good number of zombies, I would have closed the door back up and forgot about it. Also, I would have closed the door behind me, haha. Zombie apocalypse Scott must have gotten scared by Shaibana wielding an axe and just ran for it without thinking. Stupid Scott.

[Shorty]

We've managed to extinguish the fire and kill the walkers who got in, but Fynn and The Man have been bitten :(

[Psychotic]

Hmm...

Strip the good working body parts from The Man and use them to repair Fynn.

[The Man]

I'm going to make sure to bite you before you can do that :@

[fire_of_avalon]

Goddammit. I go on one scouting run, ONE, and you jerks have lost people, supplies, half burned down our only shelter and lost probably the only means of transportation we could have all used.

I am very disappointed in you all. We need to sweep and refortify the perimeter and take inventory of our supplies.

Where have Freed and Flynn been bitten.

[Jiro]

It's a lost cause, foa. Flee with whatever you have, find a group that is no self destructing.

[Shorty]

Freed in his arm and Fynn in his leg.

[fire_of_avalon]

Upper or lower? We can't amputate if it's upper!

[Shorty]

Lower!

[Ayen]

I was on the scouting run with foa so I'm perfectly fine. I'll do inventory like he said.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Shion and I are big-breasted lesbian bimbos who are not useful for much else except steamy sex scenes.

[Kalevala]

Shion and I are big-breasted lesbian bimbos who are not useful for much else except steamy sex scenes.

"Hey guys, Celes and Shion wandered off so I'm just going to go... uh... look for them."

[Psychotic]

Maybe we could use the steam from these steamy sex scenes to power a new steampunk utopia. Crank the chromometer and fetch me my goggles, lads, we're going mining for coal and lesbian pornography! :hattip:

[Kalevala]

Aye aye, captain!

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

As luck would have it, I have a friend who's really good at survival.

Safe :smug:

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[Quindiana Jones]

But is he good at lesbian sex scenes?

PRIORITIES, LWL.

[fire_of_avalon]

I... uh.... biceps- I mean. We need to... medical experience... is that guy glistening? I can't-

Sir your shirt seems to have suffered an injury. So you know, you should take it off so we can... repair. Yeah repair it.

[krissy]

zombie survival scenarios are such power fantasies

so like we get gundams

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I... uh.... biceps- I mean. We need to... medical experience... is that guy glistening? I can't- Sir your shirt seems to have suffered an injury. So you know, you should take it off so we can... repair. Yeah repair it.https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7806394112/h4B6383C6/

[Bubba]

I'm a little overwhelmed by all that has happened. I'm just gonna sit in the corner and read my diary. I wish we could go back to a few nights ago when Iceglow, Scotty_ffgamer and I had an enjoyable game of poker.

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[Ayen]

http://i.imgur.com/7nUtTPq.jpg