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What would you do if random men came up to you and started shaving your face?
I'd yell at them and ask what they think they're doing.
Iceglow
04-26-2014, 01:45 AM
I'd probably assume it's some weird sort of come on and be very flattered, and disconcerted as hell about rejecting their advances I mean... DUDE! THEY HAVE BLADES AT MY FACE AND NECK!!!
Miss Mae
04-26-2014, 03:28 AM
I would be very nervous about the crowd of strangers approaching my hairless face with sharp implements.
They would ultimately find their mission frivolous.
Lone Wolf Leonhart
04-26-2014, 03:36 AM
I'd ask them if they were trying to clean me up and make me look good for my second head which you think is a good idea in another thread.
alternatively
My prestigious beard is invincible.
fire_of_avalon
04-26-2014, 03:50 AM
PUNCH FIRST, NO ONE TOUCHES WITHOUT MY LEAVE, ASK QUESTIONS AFTER.
Bubba
04-26-2014, 04:12 PM
Ask them if they could maybe give my hair a trim while they were at it.
blackmage_nuke
04-28-2014, 10:39 AM
Once they start with the shaving cream I would react with force before they got the blade too near my face to cause me damage from them flinching. It took me 6 years to grow a beard that wasnt pathetically thin and wispy.
Psychotic
04-28-2014, 03:42 PM
Thank you, saves me the bloody bother of doing it.
escobert
04-28-2014, 04:48 PM
Smack them! I don't shave that shits evil! If any trimming is done to my facial hair it is with hair clippers.
KentaRawr!
04-28-2014, 06:32 PM
First they take my facial hair
Then I take their lives
Araciel
04-29-2014, 07:14 AM
Five or less I kill them.
More than that I suppose they kill me.
Parker
04-29-2014, 10:08 AM
well you know what i would just shave them right back
Quindiana Jones
04-29-2014, 01:10 PM
This is why I hate Wednesdays.
Yeah, I think they'd be disappointed, as there's not much to shave on my face :(
Mercen-X
04-30-2014, 10:39 PM
If using an electric, I just take it unless they went near the rest of my head. If straight razor, I'd run away and find a police officer.
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