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Jinx
04-26-2014, 12:19 AM
What would you do if random men came up to you and started shaving your face?

Ayen
04-26-2014, 01:44 AM
I'd yell at them and ask what they think they're doing.

Iceglow
04-26-2014, 01:45 AM
I'd probably assume it's some weird sort of come on and be very flattered, and disconcerted as hell about rejecting their advances I mean... DUDE! THEY HAVE BLADES AT MY FACE AND NECK!!!

Miss Mae
04-26-2014, 03:28 AM
I would be very nervous about the crowd of strangers approaching my hairless face with sharp implements.

Jiro
04-26-2014, 03:36 AM
They would ultimately find their mission frivolous.

Lone Wolf Leonhart
04-26-2014, 03:36 AM
I'd ask them if they were trying to clean me up and make me look good for my second head which you think is a good idea in another thread.

alternatively

My prestigious beard is invincible.

fire_of_avalon
04-26-2014, 03:50 AM
PUNCH FIRST, NO ONE TOUCHES WITHOUT MY LEAVE, ASK QUESTIONS AFTER.

Bubba
04-26-2014, 04:12 PM
Ask them if they could maybe give my hair a trim while they were at it.

blackmage_nuke
04-28-2014, 10:39 AM
Once they start with the shaving cream I would react with force before they got the blade too near my face to cause me damage from them flinching. It took me 6 years to grow a beard that wasnt pathetically thin and wispy.

Psychotic
04-28-2014, 03:42 PM
Thank you, saves me the bloody bother of doing it.

escobert
04-28-2014, 04:48 PM
Smack them! I don't shave that shits evil! If any trimming is done to my facial hair it is with hair clippers.

KentaRawr!
04-28-2014, 06:32 PM
First they take my facial hair

Then I take their lives

Araciel
04-29-2014, 07:14 AM
Five or less I kill them.

More than that I suppose they kill me.

Parker
04-29-2014, 10:08 AM
well you know what i would just shave them right back

Quindiana Jones
04-29-2014, 01:10 PM
This is why I hate Wednesdays.

Fynn
04-30-2014, 09:54 PM
Yeah, I think they'd be disappointed, as there's not much to shave on my face :(

Mercen-X
04-30-2014, 10:39 PM
If using an electric, I just take it unless they went near the rest of my head. If straight razor, I'd run away and find a police officer.