I can't sharpen pencils

[Pumpkin]

I mean I can, but not the first sharpen. I ALWAYS mess it up.

What are some very simple tasks that you can't seem to do?

[Shlup]

I feel you on the pencil thing. Fucking pencils, man.

I can't hold things in my hands. I'm always dropping stuff. And I don't mean that in a "tee hee, I'm so clumsy" kind of way; I need to stop dropping things goddammit.

[theundeadhero]

Sharpening pencils at school is like a guilty pleasure of mine. I love doing it, even if they are new. I can't write in pen though. Decent handwriting in pencil-loopy scribbles in pen.

[Pumpkin]

Sharpening pencils at school is like a guilty pleasure of mine. I love doing it, even if they are new. I can't write in pen though. Decent handwriting in pencil-loopy scribbles in pen.

Can you come over and sharpen all of my pencils please?

[Shorty]

I can't follow directions or remember things.

[Mercen-X]

Opening tightened jars. I can lift over 150lbs but I can't twist the lid off a jar to save my life.

[Calliope]

Operate touchscreen technology or use voice activated telephone prompts.

[blackmage_nuke]

Have paper in my hand for more than 10 seconds without rolling/folding/creasing it.

[Ayen]

I'll be searching for something only to find it's been literally staring me in the face the entire time.

[Pike]

I can't roll my tongue into a U shape. Nor can I blow bubbles with bubble gum.

[Rantz]

Sharpening pens.

[Miss Mae]

Nor can I blow bubbles with bubble gum.
Neither.

[Loony BoB]

I can do everything mentioned in this thread, including sharpening pens (if you didn't attempt this at least once as a kid I perceive you as weird).

But I can't fry an egg without breaking the yolk and I can't flip an omelette or pancake. Basically if it involves a frying pan, I'm pretty useless.

[Shauna]

I can't roll my tongue into a U shape.

tbf that one's not your fault. Blame your parents.

I cannot click my fingers for the life of me.

[Pike]

Oh right, I can't snap either.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I can't whistle or do the u-tongue thing. :cry:

[Shorty]

Oh I can't whistle, either :(

[theundeadhero]

Me either :(

[Pike]

I can actually whistle pretty well, but I can't do that thing where you stick fingers in your mouth and whistle really loud.

[Jess]

I can't seem to walk anywhere without tripping over things that aren't even there. :|

[Mercen-X]

I can actually whistle pretty well, but I can't do that thing where you stick fingers in your mouth and whistle really loud.

Emphatic ditto


ALSO: I have suck-ass hand-writing. Just ask my mom.

[Pumpkin]

I can't cook quesadillas. I tried and I failed and I literally cried