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Loony BoB
05-13-2014, 01:21 PM
So, after Putin banned swearing (http://edition.cnn.com/2014/05/06/world/europe/russia-swearing-law/) in Russia, come up with some great lines from songs and movies that feature swear words and replace the offensive words with "Putin".

Bubba
05-13-2014, 02:13 PM
I've had it with these Motherputin snakes on this motherputin plane!

Psychotic
05-13-2014, 03:23 PM
I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet. It's the one that says Bad Motherputin.

Quindiana Jones
05-13-2014, 03:33 PM
Bruges is a putinhole.

Loony BoB
05-13-2014, 04:54 PM
He's wacko, man! He's worse than crazy. He's evil. It's Putin pagan idolatry. Look around you. Putin! He's loco... I ain't afraid of all them Putin skulls and altars and Putin. I used to think if I died in an evil place, then my soul wouldn't be able to make it to Heaven. But now? Putin! I mean, I don't care where it goes, as long as it ain't here. So whaddya wanna do? I'll kill the Putin.

also

We use Wagner. It scares the Putin out of the Putin. My boys love it!

Del Murder
05-13-2014, 05:31 PM
Yippee-ki-yay motherputin!

Quindiana Jones
05-14-2014, 04:45 AM
You were only supposed to blow the putin doors off!

Ayen
05-14-2014, 04:53 AM
Cause I've told you once--you son of a putin--I'm the best there's ever been.

Bubba
05-14-2014, 09:36 AM
I CAME IN LIKE A PUTIN BALL!!!

The Man
05-14-2014, 11:10 AM
Most Gratuitous Use of the Word "Putin" in a Serious Screenplay