View Full Version : i got pretty sick musculature
Parker
05-21-2014, 12:15 PM
look at my muscles
look at them glisten all oiled up
tanned skin
look at my assorted 'ceps
pour milk on my lats
how sick and/or rad is your musculature and why
Alive-Cat
05-21-2014, 01:52 PM
For so many years I just worked out my face muscles, now they're so huge. I can lift about 40 kilo with my right cheek.
Calliope
05-21-2014, 02:44 PM
my muscles are so sick, I must bombard them with acupuncture/massage/stretching/drugs several times a week in order to not be in unbearable pain all the time hxc
Quindiana Jones
05-21-2014, 03:32 PM
My muscles are made out of vomit.
It's actually terrible. :(
Sephiroth
05-21-2014, 03:39 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOtFbGRY1rQ
Me.
Pumpkin
05-21-2014, 06:32 PM
I have none
sharkythesharkdogg
05-21-2014, 07:43 PM
I basically look like one of The Greys.
http://cdn5.movieclips.com/sony/c/close-encounters-of-the-third-kind-1977/0097821_1454_MC_Tx304.jpg
Lone Wolf Leonhart
05-21-2014, 10:22 PM
A few months back I was doing heavy lifting emptying truck loads of items all day.
Basically, phenomenal cosmic powers up in these guns.
Parker
05-21-2014, 10:32 PM
some pretty muscular dudes and dudettes in the eoff i see!!!!!
this is good. strong eoffers. ripped eoffers. together we are unstoppable
Perducci
05-22-2014, 09:01 PM
For the most part I have no muscles but I do have incredibly thick and powerful knees.
Dat Matt
05-22-2014, 09:08 PM
Who needs a 6 pack when you can bring a keg?
Tigmafuzz
05-22-2014, 09:13 PM
I don't think I'll ever get back the muscles I had before chemo took them away :crying:
Madame Adequate
05-22-2014, 09:36 PM
lol, muscles
I don't need muscles because I have BONES
Miss Mae
05-23-2014, 04:43 PM
I'm pretty toned, but that's mostly due to lack of fat rather than a serious attempt to make myself muscular. I'm only 42kg (~92.5lb) at the moment, so there's not much of me. I do exercise every day though and my biceps and abs are decent enough.
Parker
05-23-2014, 05:03 PM
are you stronger and more muscular than good ole jiro
Mirage
05-23-2014, 05:04 PM
i came here for parker's muscles and i am pretty disappointed
Miss Mae
05-23-2014, 05:05 PM
are you stronger and more muscular than good ole jiro
No way - he's pretty fit. ;)
Mirage
05-23-2014, 05:13 PM
yeah but i haven't seen any pictures, that's why i am disappoint
Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
05-23-2014, 06:58 PM
yeah but i haven't seen any pictures, that's why i am disappoint
I too am disappoint with lack of photographical evidence.
Mirage
05-23-2014, 08:11 PM
it's not that i want evidence, i just need some wank material
sharkythesharkdogg
05-23-2014, 08:56 PM
Did someone say circle jerk for Jiro?????
anyone?
No?
disappoint :(
Mercen-X
05-24-2014, 12:04 AM
I've been trying to build up my abs... I just cannot find it in me to push it until I can't move. I also have not been able to tan since I was 12. Somehow the process is just a non-starter for me. Especially, my medication makes me more susceptible to sunburns. I also have a lot of hair. At least that's something I could easily take care of if I ever had to.
Parker
05-24-2014, 11:57 AM
i think jiro should post his musculature. i'd like to analyse it i think. understand it. read his abs like pages of a book. peruse his pecs. trust his traps. glomp his glutes.
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