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Shauna
05-21-2014, 04:13 PM
it's his birthday
he doesn't really like anything, especially all of us
let's give him well wishes on this day
he will probably hate this thread too
Happy Birthday!
Alive-Cat
05-21-2014, 04:20 PM
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Flying Mullet
05-21-2014, 04:32 PM
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Slothy
05-21-2014, 04:46 PM
I offer a hearty birthday handshake.
Loony BoB
05-21-2014, 04:47 PM
Snappy smurfday, Parker!
Parker
05-21-2014, 04:52 PM
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YES
*sends bday noods*
YESSSS
55215
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I offer a hearty birthday handshake.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
Snappy smurfday, Parker!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Miss Mae
05-21-2014, 04:52 PM
Happy birthday parker. Because it's your birthday, I will choose not to throw you down the stairs today. See you at the top of the stairs tomorrow!
Parker
05-21-2014, 04:53 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Shorty
05-21-2014, 05:22 PM
happy birthday, dude! I'm at work and can't send you a super spiffified graphic or anything, but I hope you have a good one love and kisses and sunsine and rainbows xoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxo
Agent Proto
05-21-2014, 05:25 PM
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0b/de/14/0bde140a526f5a04284cabd7bfe1792f.jpg
Dat Matt
05-21-2014, 05:32 PM
The best birthday song.
CUmQ-EXJvPI
Happy birthday dude, as a present I.O.U one burger from TGS. One day you will redeem this voucher.
Parker
05-21-2014, 05:43 PM
ty shorts
Proto knows what I like x and o to u sir
Not clicking that Matt
edit: ty crop i will hold you to that
noxious.sunshine
05-21-2014, 06:46 PM
HB an junk, my son. :D
Pumpkin
05-21-2014, 06:54 PM
Happy birthday!
Psychotic
05-21-2014, 07:30 PM
i'm picking my nose as i think of you
also i was in tesco with ashley on sunday and i saw a 9 pack of crumpets and was like PARKER WAS RIGHT WHO THE FUCK WOULD BUY THESE and they were on special and i think that proved your point in and of itself.
Del Murder
05-21-2014, 07:42 PM
I clicked this thread thinking something had happened to him.
I'm only slightly relieved.
HB
Parker
05-21-2014, 10:13 PM
YES
noxious.sunshine
05-21-2014, 11:01 PM
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/4cnL80ItPxA/maxresdefault.jpg
Parker after he gorges on cake.. Or IRL. Or something.
Parker
05-21-2014, 11:05 PM
yea thats actually me please dont share my christmas pics
Tigmafuzz
05-22-2014, 12:14 AM
hb or whatever
one step closer to becoming the world's oldest living potato
Yellow_Magic
05-22-2014, 08:17 PM
happy birthday parker
Parker
05-22-2014, 08:28 PM
ur too late yellow magic but do you know what youre a good guy so ill let it slide
Perducci
05-22-2014, 08:58 PM
Also late, but I read something about a 9 pack of crumpets and it drew me in.
Happy Birthday!
Dat Matt
05-22-2014, 09:09 PM
Not clicking that Matt
M8, you never click on my links. You used to be cool. Then you got old and changed.
Parker
05-24-2014, 06:17 PM
try not sending me nerd links it will help a lot i think
Iceglow
05-26-2014, 06:40 AM
I'm going to post so late it's not even fashionable to go "Oh wait what, you're alive?" :P
Parker
05-26-2014, 11:36 AM
i am pretty much alive i think here and there
Yellow_Magic
05-26-2014, 11:50 AM
happy birthday
Madame Adequate
05-27-2014, 05:49 PM
parker
hey
hey parker
hey
click my sig
Shiny
05-27-2014, 07:00 PM
Happy birthday parker (http://youtu.be/gLfuDiVFuzc)
Mirage
05-27-2014, 07:59 PM
I was gonna congratulate parker on his escapeday because i thought it would make him hate us more
however he seems to enjoy it so i aint gonna say nuthin
Parker
05-27-2014, 08:14 PM
Happy birthday parker (http://youtu.be/gLfuDiVFuzc)
YESSSSS
edit: fu mirage
Psychotic
05-27-2014, 08:40 PM
hey parker I saw square crumpets what is your opinion
Crumpets! :love:
At Christmas, there were crumpets in the shape of a Christmas tree!
Parker
05-27-2014, 10:27 PM
Yes also in ASDA there are rocket ones.
some part of me prefers round ones Psy but I am not a snob about it.
altho having said that the shaped ones often seem to be poorer in quality than, say, warburtons
e: oh also the ones that are soldiers for runny eggs are pretty dumb. gotta have toast soldiers
Psychotic
05-27-2014, 10:28 PM
Yeah Warburtons are king. Unlike Kingsmill. Which is funny because of the name Parker. The name is not quite so accurate. And they are the perpetrators of the 9 crumpet pack Parker.
Sorry it's just that crumpets mean a lot to me, I eat them like 3 times a week so I feel like I need to unload about them somewhere. Elizabeth just don't get it.
Parker
05-27-2014, 10:34 PM
basically i guess kingsmill run only on lies. shame. shame on them.
i feel your pain some people just don't get crumpet anxiety like you and i. maybe there is a group.
Madame Adequate
05-28-2014, 01:08 AM
bulltrout kingsmill is from the mill of kings you don't know what you're all on about
Furthermore (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X6VoFBCE9k)
Shiny
05-28-2014, 02:42 AM
Not as good as fook sake tbh. :/
Ok never mind it's funnier the second time around, and the third, and the fourth...
Parker
05-28-2014, 11:26 AM
Two of my fave videos ever are in this thread guys thank you so much this is the best birthday week ever
Dat Matt
05-31-2014, 11:04 AM
happy birthday!
Parker
05-31-2014, 11:25 AM
thanks MAtt Shauna
Formalhaut
05-31-2014, 02:00 PM
Happy birthday parker! I hope you spend your birthday doing exactly what you do best. :D
Parker
05-31-2014, 02:10 PM
i will thank you formy
Calliope
06-06-2014, 04:59 PM
parker, i wish that
everyday was your birthday
it is in our hearts
Miss Mae
06-07-2014, 02:20 AM
I'm already getting excited about your next birthday.
Alive-Cat
06-07-2014, 12:13 PM
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Rantz
06-07-2014, 01:36 PM
Happy birthday, Parker!
Parker
06-07-2014, 02:08 PM
thanks guys
You da kanye best
better than the kanye rest
Parker
06-10-2014, 12:46 PM
psy got me this name for my birthday because he knows i am a god (much like yeezy)
Parker
06-10-2014, 12:47 PM
if kanye west was in FF do you think his song would be called I am Yu Yevon
I think you are probably right
Parker
06-12-2014, 09:07 AM
*bump*
Rantz
06-12-2014, 10:24 AM
It's your birthday? Have a good one!
Parker
06-12-2014, 11:00 AM
thank you mr rantz xD
Loony BoB
06-12-2014, 11:12 AM
I don't know why you guys are talking to parker who is not a registered username at EoFF but Kanye West's birthday was FOUR DAYS AGO geez you guys. Oddly enough NOBODY said happy birthday to Kanye on that day so I'm closing this thread in disgust.
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