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Shauna
05-21-2014, 04:13 PM
it's his birthday

he doesn't really like anything, especially all of us

let's give him well wishes on this day

he will probably hate this thread too

Happy Birthday!

Alive-Cat
05-21-2014, 04:20 PM
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Flying Mullet
05-21-2014, 04:32 PM
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Slothy
05-21-2014, 04:46 PM
I offer a hearty birthday handshake.

Loony BoB
05-21-2014, 04:47 PM
Snappy smurfday, Parker!

Parker
05-21-2014, 04:52 PM
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YES

*sends bday noods*
YESSSS

55215
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I offer a hearty birthday handshake.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

Snappy smurfday, Parker!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Miss Mae
05-21-2014, 04:52 PM
Happy birthday parker. Because it's your birthday, I will choose not to throw you down the stairs today. See you at the top of the stairs tomorrow!

Parker
05-21-2014, 04:53 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Shorty
05-21-2014, 05:22 PM
happy birthday, dude! I'm at work and can't send you a super spiffified graphic or anything, but I hope you have a good one love and kisses and sunsine and rainbows xoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxo

Agent Proto
05-21-2014, 05:25 PM
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0b/de/14/0bde140a526f5a04284cabd7bfe1792f.jpg

Dat Matt
05-21-2014, 05:32 PM
The best birthday song.

CUmQ-EXJvPI

Crop
05-21-2014, 05:43 PM
Happy birthday dude, as a present I.O.U one burger from TGS. One day you will redeem this voucher.

Parker
05-21-2014, 05:43 PM
ty shorts

Proto knows what I like x and o to u sir


Not clicking that Matt


edit: ty crop i will hold you to that

noxious.sunshine
05-21-2014, 06:46 PM
HB an junk, my son. :D

Pumpkin
05-21-2014, 06:54 PM
Happy birthday!

Psychotic
05-21-2014, 07:30 PM
i'm picking my nose as i think of you

also i was in tesco with ashley on sunday and i saw a 9 pack of crumpets and was like PARKER WAS RIGHT WHO THE FUCK WOULD BUY THESE and they were on special and i think that proved your point in and of itself.

Del Murder
05-21-2014, 07:42 PM
I clicked this thread thinking something had happened to him.

I'm only slightly relieved.

HB

Parker
05-21-2014, 10:13 PM
YES

noxious.sunshine
05-21-2014, 11:01 PM
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/4cnL80ItPxA/maxresdefault.jpg

Parker after he gorges on cake.. Or IRL. Or something.

Parker
05-21-2014, 11:05 PM
yea thats actually me please dont share my christmas pics

Tigmafuzz
05-22-2014, 12:14 AM
hb or whatever

one step closer to becoming the world's oldest living potato

Yellow_Magic
05-22-2014, 08:17 PM
happy birthday parker

Parker
05-22-2014, 08:28 PM
ur too late yellow magic but do you know what youre a good guy so ill let it slide

Perducci
05-22-2014, 08:58 PM
Also late, but I read something about a 9 pack of crumpets and it drew me in.

Happy Birthday!

Dat Matt
05-22-2014, 09:09 PM
Not clicking that Matt

M8, you never click on my links. You used to be cool. Then you got old and changed.

Parker
05-24-2014, 06:17 PM
try not sending me nerd links it will help a lot i think

Iceglow
05-26-2014, 06:40 AM
I'm going to post so late it's not even fashionable to go "Oh wait what, you're alive?" :P

Parker
05-26-2014, 11:36 AM
i am pretty much alive i think here and there

Yellow_Magic
05-26-2014, 11:50 AM
happy birthday

Madame Adequate
05-27-2014, 05:49 PM
parker

hey

hey parker

hey

click my sig

Shiny
05-27-2014, 07:00 PM
Happy birthday parker (http://youtu.be/gLfuDiVFuzc)

Mirage
05-27-2014, 07:59 PM
I was gonna congratulate parker on his escapeday because i thought it would make him hate us more

however he seems to enjoy it so i aint gonna say nuthin

Parker
05-27-2014, 08:14 PM
Happy birthday parker (http://youtu.be/gLfuDiVFuzc)

YESSSSS


edit: fu mirage

Psychotic
05-27-2014, 08:40 PM
hey parker I saw square crumpets what is your opinion

Jess
05-27-2014, 09:23 PM
Crumpets! :love:

At Christmas, there were crumpets in the shape of a Christmas tree!

Parker
05-27-2014, 10:27 PM
Yes also in ASDA there are rocket ones.

some part of me prefers round ones Psy but I am not a snob about it.

altho having said that the shaped ones often seem to be poorer in quality than, say, warburtons


e: oh also the ones that are soldiers for runny eggs are pretty dumb. gotta have toast soldiers

Psychotic
05-27-2014, 10:28 PM
Yeah Warburtons are king. Unlike Kingsmill. Which is funny because of the name Parker. The name is not quite so accurate. And they are the perpetrators of the 9 crumpet pack Parker.

Sorry it's just that crumpets mean a lot to me, I eat them like 3 times a week so I feel like I need to unload about them somewhere. Elizabeth just don't get it.

Parker
05-27-2014, 10:34 PM
basically i guess kingsmill run only on lies. shame. shame on them.

i feel your pain some people just don't get crumpet anxiety like you and i. maybe there is a group.

Madame Adequate
05-28-2014, 01:08 AM
bulltrout kingsmill is from the mill of kings you don't know what you're all on about

Furthermore (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X6VoFBCE9k)

Shiny
05-28-2014, 02:42 AM
Not as good as fook sake tbh. :/

Ok never mind it's funnier the second time around, and the third, and the fourth...

Parker
05-28-2014, 11:26 AM
Two of my fave videos ever are in this thread guys thank you so much this is the best birthday week ever

Dat Matt
05-31-2014, 11:04 AM
happy birthday!

Parker
05-31-2014, 11:25 AM
thanks MAtt Shauna

Formalhaut
05-31-2014, 02:00 PM
Happy birthday parker! I hope you spend your birthday doing exactly what you do best. :D

Parker
05-31-2014, 02:10 PM
i will thank you formy

Calliope
06-06-2014, 04:59 PM
parker, i wish that
everyday was your birthday
it is in our hearts

Miss Mae
06-07-2014, 02:20 AM
I'm already getting excited about your next birthday.

Alive-Cat
06-07-2014, 12:13 PM
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Rantz
06-07-2014, 01:36 PM
Happy birthday, Parker!

Parker
06-07-2014, 02:08 PM
thanks guys

Jiro
06-10-2014, 11:39 AM
You da kanye best

better than the kanye rest

Parker
06-10-2014, 12:46 PM
psy got me this name for my birthday because he knows i am a god (much like yeezy)

Parker
06-10-2014, 12:47 PM
if kanye west was in FF do you think his song would be called I am Yu Yevon

Jiro
06-10-2014, 02:17 PM
I think you are probably right

Parker
06-12-2014, 09:07 AM
*bump*

Rantz
06-12-2014, 10:24 AM
It's your birthday? Have a good one!

Parker
06-12-2014, 11:00 AM
thank you mr rantz xD

Loony BoB
06-12-2014, 11:12 AM
I don't know why you guys are talking to parker who is not a registered username at EoFF but Kanye West's birthday was FOUR DAYS AGO geez you guys. Oddly enough NOBODY said happy birthday to Kanye on that day so I'm closing this thread in disgust.