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Scotty_ffgamer
05-26-2014, 03:53 AM
Dip your pizza in ranch: Yes or Yes?

Shorty
05-26-2014, 04:17 AM
Yes! Always yes!

Colonel Angus
05-26-2014, 05:06 AM
I'd rather have mustard.

Pumpkin
05-26-2014, 05:09 AM
No.

I'm not sure I've ever seen a pizza come like this but I don't know that I would try it.

Also I have this weird thing about adding things to frozen pizza. I refuse to add anything even if it makes it better. No adding anything ever

Shorty
05-26-2014, 05:09 AM
It doesn't come on it, you dip it in the ranch. And it is glorious.

Scotty_ffgamer
05-26-2014, 05:10 AM
Yeah, Shorty's description is what I was meaning.

Pumpkin
05-26-2014, 05:10 AM
Still no. No dipping

Miss Mae
05-26-2014, 05:50 AM
My ex-partner used to do this all of the time to an unhealthy degree. Like, do you want some pizza with that ranch sauce? He really turned me off the idea.

noxious.sunshine
05-26-2014, 03:46 PM
I shmear it on the pizza rather than dip it. ..... And yeah, I put garlic sauce on top of that and red pepper and parmesan. Soooooooo yummy. Do want now.

Pike
05-26-2014, 03:58 PM
Where is the "Ranch is gross" option?

Jess
05-26-2014, 04:13 PM
Is ranch an American thing? I don't think I've ever had it.

I sometimes dip pizza in mayo or BBQ sauce.

Scotty_ffgamer
05-26-2014, 04:21 PM
I thought of more options for the poll after I submitted it. That was one of them. I am sorry Pike.

Colonel Angus
05-26-2014, 04:25 PM
Is ranch an American thing? I don't think I've ever had it.

I sometimes dip pizza in mayo or BBQ sauce.
Ranch is a salad dressing that people also use for other things such as this.

In Japan they'll top their pizzas w/ Mayo.

BBQ sauce sounds like it'd be great. I've actually had a pizza where they used BBQ sauce & they put chicken on it. Very good.

blackmage_nuke
05-27-2014, 06:32 AM
I've had ranch on a pizza sub from subway but i've never put it on a pizza. If I had ranch lying around i'd try it on my next pizza but Im not going to buy any just for this. It cant be as bad as pineapples

Scotty_ffgamer
05-27-2014, 06:34 AM
Regardless of your eventual thoughts on ranch with pizza, you get a pass for at least knowing the truth that pineapple does not belong on pizza.

Night Fury
05-27-2014, 06:39 AM
Pineapple, chicken, ham, and spinach pizza is glorious!

However, my absolute favourite pizza was camembert, thinly sliced potato, and rosemary. Oh my LORD.

Ayen
05-27-2014, 06:42 AM
Never tried it.

I Took the Red Pill
05-27-2014, 07:01 AM
If you like ruining pizza then yes, definitely.

Parker
05-27-2014, 12:20 PM
I don't know what the ranch equivalent is here but I'm going to guess no. I rarely dip my pizza in anything. I also detest mayo, and I don't get why people smother everything with it. It's vile and dumb and embarrassing. I'm going to take a wild guess and say that ranch is the same kind of thing and used the same kind of way by gross fatties

Raistlin
05-27-2014, 12:43 PM
No. Why would anyone want to ruin pizza by overpowering its flavor with dressing?

However, blackmage and Scotty identified an even worse tragedy: pineapple on pizza.

Slothy
05-27-2014, 05:23 PM
Where is the "Ranch is gross" option?

This. Ranch is one of the most disgusting things ever invented by human hands.

Also, I've never heard anyone provide an adequate explanation of why pineapple on pizza is bad. Pineapple is delicious. Pizza is delicious. Combining the two is also delicious.

Scotty_ffgamer
05-27-2014, 06:46 PM
Ice cream is delicious. Chicken Parmesan is delicious. Combining the two is not delicious.

Slothy
05-27-2014, 07:27 PM
That's a meaningless comparison since pineapple on pizza is delicious.

Obviously you can't just combine any two tasty foods to end up with a tasty combination. But I never actually said you could. I said these two specific tasty foods are tasty when combined. Big difference.

Pumpkin
05-27-2014, 07:30 PM
Maybe they don't like the combination cold food on hot pizza? I dunno, I like pineapple on pizza. It isn't my favorite topping but it's top 5 I would say.

But it does always have kind of a cold taste to it, even when on a hot pizza so maybe that's it? I dunno

Scotty_ffgamer
05-27-2014, 07:39 PM
I apologize Vivi22, I misread your post. I'm kind of disappointed the response wasn't "chicken permesan and ice cream IS delicious together."

blackmage_nuke
05-27-2014, 07:48 PM
Because I dont like when something sweet gets all up in my savoury.

Slothy
05-27-2014, 08:01 PM
I apologize Vivi22, I misread your post. I'm kind of disappointed the response wasn't "chicken permesan and ice cream IS delicious together."

I haven't tried it so I don't know. But marshmallows on a Caesar salad is delicious if you want a dose of weird to go with this post.

Shorty
05-27-2014, 08:02 PM
Gross.

Scotty_ffgamer
05-27-2014, 08:11 PM
But marshmallows on a Caesar salad is delicious if you want a dose of weird to go with this post.


That'll do.

Mirage
05-27-2014, 08:12 PM
I make my pizzas good enough to not have to drench them in crap like that

Scotty_ffgamer
05-27-2014, 08:14 PM
Looking at the poll, at least we can all agree that pizza is good.

Colonel Angus
05-27-2014, 11:28 PM
Looking at the poll, at least we can all agree that pizza is good.If anyone says otherwise, I'm reporting them to the Full Blooded Italians.