First World Problems (Star Wars Edition)

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I didn't have time to get in a cool pose before they froze me in carbonite :(

[Psychotic]

I found some droids but they weren't the ones I was looking for. :(

[Freya]

I keep shooting st the bad guys but I never hit them :(

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I keep shooting at the good guys but I never hit them :(

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I don't know who shot first :(

[Shorty]

When you're as clumsy as you are stupid.

[Freya]

I kissed my twin x.x

[chionos]

I ordered a blue lightsaber from Amazon.com, but they sent me a red one. And now they won't refund my s&h.

~ Darth

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I died and my force ghost suddenly looks like Hayden Christensen. Help.

[blackmage_nuke]

Midichlorian count too low

[fire_of_avalon]

Lost my hand in a barfight but when I went to get a cybernetic replacement they didn't have any with ghost flames. :(

[*Devore*]

Having the high ground only works if your Obi-wan

~ Darth Maul

[Calliope]

I was beaten in a podrace by a stupid kid!

[Kalevala]

My uncle won't let me go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters :(

[Ayen]

I got my ass kicked by a blind guy.

[Bubba]

I'm a little short for a Stormtrooper :(

[Jiro]

Girls make fun of my jedi braid and call me ratty :ffvisad:

[*Devore*]

My futuristic space armour is so weak that teddy bears with rocks and stone arrows are able to puncture it.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

The quality of VHS tapes makes my lightsaber look white.

[Jiro]

My exhaust pipe is too big :ffvisad:

[Parker]

i spent all my money on figurines and now my mom is yelling at me for rent

[Quindiana Jones]

The automatic doors on this space station don't open quickly enough and now my head hurts :(

[Bubba]

The Death Star plans are not in the main computer :(

[escobert]

Why didn't my light sabre evaporate that guy!?

[*Devore*]

Why are big, fat, talking worms with arms the crime lords of our galaxies underworld?

[Bubba]

Someone called me rebel scum and I had no comeback :(