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Christmas
06-16-2014, 04:43 PM
With references to this thread:

http://home.eyesonff.com/showthread.php/145504-EoFF-Family-Tree-v3-0

Done reading? :bigsmile:

And it is time to start your own EoFF family people! :bigsmile:

escobert
06-16-2014, 04:47 PM
Oh god xD


are we still going off the old one? I don't think I'm on it anywhere!

Christmas
06-16-2014, 04:48 PM
BoB will update that excel sheet thingy btw. So no worries. :bigsmile:

EDIT: BoB will update it in DUE time.

Loony BoB
06-16-2014, 05:02 PM
I just realised that if I include in-laws, I have something like 14 children in this tree. Christmas (the event, not the member) must be a nightmare.

Shorty
06-16-2014, 05:25 PM
Yeah, I majorly gave up on adding all of those names to a REAL family tree because throughout the thread there were a couple of people who attempted it better than I could have done xD

I disagree that people need to be in a relationship for it to be concrete as has been stated in the thread from 2012. :colbert: Heath has been my husband for nigh over a decade and we are perfectly happy with our platonic relationship in which we speak once every three or so years, as a true marriage should be.

Alive-Cat
06-16-2014, 05:27 PM
I am an orphan and unloved

Christmas
06-16-2014, 05:31 PM
http://www.aiyon.com/keke/familytreerevised2012.png

For the convenience of everyone.

PS: You can be one of my demonic offspring if you don't mind, Alive-man. lol

EDIT: The usernames in the image may be a bit outdated though. Some of them have another name now.

Alive-Cat
06-16-2014, 05:33 PM
You can be one of my demonic offspring if you don't mind, Alive-man. lol

I will be anything that you want me to be

noxious.sunshine
06-16-2014, 06:03 PM
o.o what is this.

Alive-Cat
06-16-2014, 06:08 PM
57310

Ayen
06-16-2014, 06:56 PM
Until it's so dirty and foul I can no longer stand to lay on it. The last one had a huge gaping hole at the bottom of it so I had to change them. Once a decade, I guess. I lived a long life, seen many a systems come and go in my lifetime. Sega for life.

escobert
06-16-2014, 07:28 PM
I can be the father of your 10 million eoff babies Christmas :jokey:

Alive-Cat
06-16-2014, 08:01 PM
I can be the father of your 10 million eoff babies Christmas :jokey:

Whoa, man, Christmas is promised to me! Everybody knows that :greenie:

Ayen
06-16-2014, 08:02 PM
I can be the father of your 10 million eoff babies Christmas :jokey:

No woman should have to give birth to that many babies, you monster.

escobert
06-16-2014, 08:05 PM
I can be the father of your 10 million eoff babies Christmas :jokey:

Whoa, man, Christmas is promised to me! Everybody knows that :greenie:

You did not endure beatings from her and her army of Manus in the glorious Guild Wars as I did sir! I deserve this honor!

Alive-Cat
06-16-2014, 08:10 PM
I can be the father of your 10 million eoff babies Christmas :jokey:

Whoa, man, Christmas is promised to me! Everybody knows that :greenie:

You did not endure beatings from her and her army of Manus in the glorious Guild Wars as I did sir! I deserve this honor!

one day I'll learn to build a tank out of wood like this person and it will impress everyone (http://community.woodmagazine.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/30586i4F2A984CF1AAF0BD/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1)

Ayen
06-16-2014, 08:14 PM
I'm not afraid of tanks. Unless the tanks is capable of teleportation, missiles fire, turbo speeds, and deploying nukes that cover a wide area.

Pumpkin
06-16-2014, 08:21 PM
I am so alone

Alive-Cat
06-16-2014, 08:22 PM
I am so alone

Just look back at my family tree! You are in there! Can't you see yourself? There's a special place just for you :greenie:

Perducci
06-16-2014, 10:00 PM
Heath has been my husband for nigh over a decade and we are perfectly happy with our platonic relationship in which we speak once every three or so years, as a true marriage should be.

He'd never admit it in public, but Heath is mine.

Shorty
06-16-2014, 11:43 PM
Heath has been my husband for nigh over a decade and we are perfectly happy with our platonic relationship in which we speak once every three or so years, as a true marriage should be.

He'd never admit it in public, but Heath is mine.

You think you can come into my house and steal my husband from me?! Just who do you think you are?!

Shoden
06-17-2014, 12:08 AM
OH LAWDIES, If I realise my connections that means I have to turn up at awkward family events. EEP

Lone Wolf Leonhart
06-17-2014, 12:27 AM
Now accepting wives.

Inquire within.

Colonel Angus
06-17-2014, 12:51 AM
I'm confused.

starlet
06-17-2014, 04:17 AM
Now accepting wives.

Inquire within.

Wives? As in more than one? :shobon::erm::shobon::erm:

theundeadhero
06-17-2014, 05:51 AM
Everyone is just related to everyone 'cause we're all still alive and it gets weirder and weirder.

Alive-Cat
06-17-2014, 06:16 AM
Random unknown EoFF fact - Psychotic is 60% likely to maybe be my biological father

Jiro
06-17-2014, 02:46 PM
I think milliegoesbeep left me. Or all of us. Or died. Sad. But I am glad to have papa face and mama glitter to support me.

Perducci
06-17-2014, 07:05 PM
Heath has been my husband for nigh over a decade and we are perfectly happy with our platonic relationship in which we speak once every three or so years, as a true marriage should be.

He'd never admit it in public, but Heath is mine.

You think you can come into my house and steal my husband from me?! Just who do you think you are?!

Once we even went to the cinema together.

Tigmafuzz
06-18-2014, 03:00 AM
Oh god, I forgot Shorty is my sister-in-law and Locky is my niece.


o.o what is this.

Welcome to hell

Carl the Llama
06-18-2014, 03:09 AM
I can be the father of your 10 million eoff babies Christmas :jokey:

I'm sorry to tell you this but Christmas is my wife :colbert:

I would dub ToriJ as my unofficial cousin. Shion, you can be... my niece? My niece.

Ayen
06-18-2014, 03:11 AM
I can be the father of your 10 million eoff babies Christmas :jokey:

I'm sorry to tell you this but Christmas is my wife :colbert:

I would dub ToriJ as my unofficial cousin. Shion, you can be... my niece? My niece.

Unofficial? Was I twice removed? Who removed me? I want my names.

Carl the Llama
06-18-2014, 03:14 AM
I can be the father of your 10 million eoff babies Christmas :jokey:

I'm sorry to tell you this but Christmas is my wife :colbert:

I would dub ToriJ as my unofficial cousin. Shion, you can be... my niece? My niece.

Unofficial? Was I twice removed? Who removed me? I want my names.

Unofficial based upon I don't share well with my siblings, so you are my unofficial cousin so I don't have to share you with them :p

Ayen
06-18-2014, 03:30 AM
I can be the father of your 10 million eoff babies Christmas :jokey:

I'm sorry to tell you this but Christmas is my wife :colbert:

I would dub ToriJ as my unofficial cousin. Shion, you can be... my niece? My niece.

Unofficial? Was I twice removed? Who removed me? I want my names.

Unofficial based upon I don't share well with my siblings, so you are my unofficial cousin so I don't have to share you with them :p

Hoarder.

We'll get along just fine.

Freya
06-18-2014, 03:31 AM
Vivi22 and I have had a happy marriage these few years. He's now selling off our stuff though, I think somethings going on he wont tell me about. What do I do, guys?

Ayen
06-18-2014, 03:41 AM
Vivi22 and I have had a happy marriage these few years. He's now selling off our stuff though, I think somethings going on he wont tell me about. What do I do, guys?

Remind him half of that money is yours, and in the case of divorce ALL of it is yours.

Carl the Llama
06-18-2014, 11:10 AM
Vivi22 and I have had a happy marriage these few years. He's now selling off our stuff though, I think somethings going on he wont tell me about. What do I do, guys?

WPAJ9I7AIAs

Christmas
06-18-2014, 11:59 AM
I am surprised that there aren't any incestuous relationship yet. :bigsmile:

Psychotic
06-18-2014, 03:47 PM
:love:

Pumpkin
06-18-2014, 04:27 PM
I can be the father of your 10 million eoff babies Christmas :jokey:

I'm sorry to tell you this but Christmas is my wife :colbert:

I would dub ToriJ as my unofficial cousin. Shion, you can be... my niece? My niece.

I can do this



buy me candy

Carl the Llama
06-18-2014, 04:39 PM
I can be the father of your 10 million eoff babies Christmas :jokey:

I'm sorry to tell you this but Christmas is my wife :colbert:

I would dub ToriJ as my unofficial cousin. Shion, you can be... my niece? My niece.

I can do this



buy me candy

http://thedecoratedcookie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/japancandy4.jpg

Nothing is to good for my niece ^^

Alive-Cat
06-18-2014, 04:57 PM
I am an orphan and unloved

Paulchotic and I can adopt you! As you yourself said, there's a chance he's your pop-pop anyways!


:love:

I am so happy, one of you is going to have to clean me up already!! :love:

Ayen
06-18-2014, 08:13 PM
Carl, I can crash at your place until I get back on my feet, right? Right?

Carl?

Formalhaut
06-18-2014, 08:28 PM
Apparently I'm not in the family tree from last time.

Just place me where ever is funniest for humor I don't mind!

Dark_Valentine
06-18-2014, 10:30 PM
Hmmm... I think I'm just going to be a crazy sister to someone who never got married or had children and grew old, all the while collecting a million cats.

Shauna
06-18-2014, 10:46 PM
I forgot that Lynxie adopted me. Is Mr Shauna my partner? Or will we have some messed up family tree situation in which we are not an EoFF couple?

Colonel Angus
06-18-2014, 11:37 PM
I forgot that Lynxie adopted me. Is Mr Shauna my partner? Or will we have some messed up family tree situation in which we are not an EoFF couple?
You're both twins. Try to figure that out!

noxious.sunshine
06-19-2014, 01:05 AM
DC is my new eoff boifrand. xD

I think?

otherwise, I'm aloooooone

Lone Wolf Leonhart
06-19-2014, 02:49 AM
Now accepting wives.

Inquire within.

Wives? As in more than one? :shobon::erm::shobon::erm:

Maybe I should start with one and gradually work my way up.

-Polygamous Wolf Leonhart

Christmas
06-19-2014, 02:58 AM
Adopting anyone who doesn't mind me being their repulsive and maniac mummy. You can change your parentage anytime you want like Alive Man over there when you are through with my odour. :bigsmile:

Dark_Valentine
06-19-2014, 03:09 AM
Adopting anyone who doesn't mind me being their repulsive and maniac mummy. You can change your parentage anytime you want like Alive Man over there when you are through with my odour. :bigsmile:
I wouldn't mind you being my mom :shobon:

Christmas
06-19-2014, 03:24 AM
Oh mine!! Then you will be my daughter which we will be spending time bringing darkness to valentine and breeding demonic hamsters. :kaoclove:

I think you will last longer than the previous ones. :bigsmile:

Perducci
06-19-2014, 03:41 AM
I don't actually understand this thread (mostly because I didn't read it) but I feel like I might just be weird enough to be a part of this family.

Jiro
06-19-2014, 08:31 AM
I forgot that Lynxie adopted me. Is Mr Shauna my partner? Or will we have some messed up family tree situation in which we are not an EoFF couple?

This is more common than you think!

Loony BoB
06-19-2014, 08:40 AM
Just for reference, once you're on the tree I'm working on, you don't "change parents" or anything. The only thing that can change is that parents can be divorced... so be certain you're where you want to be before you go confirming who is your family. :smash:

Carl the Llama
06-19-2014, 02:04 PM
Carl, I can crash at your place until I get back on my feet, right? Right?

Carl?

Sorry but:

WOdjCb4LwQY


I WANT TO BE CHRISTMAS' DAUGHTER ;-;

You would have to put up with me as your dad though, since she is my online wifey ^^

Alive-Cat
06-19-2014, 07:03 PM
After the tree is done do we get presents?

Carl the Llama
06-19-2014, 08:29 PM
After the tree is done do we get presents?

Depends on whether or not you count seeing the awesome Martian Santa as a gift, because the only gift he gives out is his awesome presence.

Alive-Cat
06-19-2014, 08:39 PM
After the tree is done do we get presents?

Depends on whether or not you count seeing the awesome Martian Santa as a gift, because the only gift he gives out is his awesome presence.

Maybe gifts can be hung from his extremities!

Christmas
06-20-2014, 09:36 AM
After the tree is done do we get presents?

Depends on whether or not you count seeing the awesome Martian Santa as a gift, because the only gift he gives out is his awesome presence.

Who's the awesome Martian Santa? Where is he? Is this some kind of inside joke that I am missing out?

Alive-Cat
06-20-2014, 04:59 PM
Who's the awesome Martian Santa? Where is he? Is this some kind of inside joke that I am missing out?

I think it has something to do with Father Christmas :confused:

Dark_Valentine
06-21-2014, 06:09 PM
Oh mine!! Then you will be my daughter which we will be spending time bringing darkness to valentine and breeding demonic hamsters. :kaoclove:

I think you will last longer than the previous ones. :bigsmile:
OOOHHHH! That sounds fun!!! ^.^

Heath
06-29-2014, 02:16 PM
I disagree that people need to be in a relationship for it to be concrete as has been stated in the thread from 2012. :colbert: Heath has been my husband for nigh over a decade and we are perfectly happy with our platonic relationship in which we speak once every three or so years, as a true marriage should be.

:3

Shorty
06-29-2014, 03:18 PM
Look who decided to show up! :love:

DarkBahamut
07-02-2014, 06:53 AM
I want in on this.