View Full Version : EOFF National Innuendo Day!
Bubba
06-18-2014, 11:31 AM
This is big... this is really, really big.
In honour of Parker's (quite rightly) deleted post in the secrets thread, I now declare today EOFF National Innuendo Day!
I encourage everybody to post as many innuendos around the site (keeping clear of EOEO, of course) as is humanly possible. I have already made a couple today but every single post I make for the rest of the day will be some form of innuendo. Feel free to join me on my quest!
Thread topic: What are some of your favourite innuendos you've heard recently?
Parker
06-18-2014, 02:23 PM
NO SMILING ALLOWED
Miss Mae
06-18-2014, 02:31 PM
Me: Why is Bubba making sex jokes literally everywhere?
Jiro: It's national innuendo day.
Well, this explains a lot.
Shoden
06-18-2014, 03:15 PM
Oh man... I'm a massive fan of the recently departed Rik Mayall and his work in Bottom with Ade Edmondson, the entirety of that show is so full of innuendos you'd think it was a very dirty- UH OH, NEARLY WENT THERE
Alive-Cat
06-18-2014, 04:55 PM
Everything I have ever posted on this site is an innuendo. Even this :greenie:
Shorty
06-18-2014, 05:22 PM
This is... a lot to swallow.
Alive-Cat
06-18-2014, 05:24 PM
Someone please tell Paulchotic to stop it I have to go home soon and I have work in the morning
Sephex
06-19-2014, 01:02 AM
The mods deleted a post? Man, they are so anal. They should relax and be a bit more open.
Colonel Angus
06-19-2014, 02:15 AM
http://youtu.be/qMAgetDMMLk
Shorty
06-19-2014, 05:45 PM
I'm disappointed this thread didn't get more responses. It's not that hard, folks!
Shiny
06-19-2014, 05:49 PM
It's very hard.
Madame Adequate
06-19-2014, 05:51 PM
It's like having a ManGo in your mouth!
Alive-Cat
06-19-2014, 06:57 PM
I am about to eat chow mein noodles
Bubba
06-19-2014, 07:04 PM
I am about to eat chow mein noodles
Mmm... I like mine long and thick.
Alive-Cat
06-19-2014, 07:09 PM
I am about to eat chow mein noodles
Mmm... I like mine long and thick.
Mine were soaking wet and I drank that afterwards too :greenie:
Colonel Angus
06-19-2014, 11:18 PM
I'm disappointed this thread didn't get more responses. It's not that hard, folks!
There's a lot of stiff competition for coming up w/ innuendos.
Shorty
06-19-2014, 11:23 PM
Well, give them a hand then!
Colonel Angus
06-19-2014, 11:26 PM
If I try too much, I'll have to pull out before I finish.
Shoden
06-20-2014, 01:49 AM
Well sometimes its better not to consult Madam Palm... Not when she's also choking Kojak
Aelitalily
06-20-2014, 07:04 AM
At work last week my headset was squashing my head so I stretched it out and proceeded to proudly comment "Ahhh, nice and loose, just how I like it..... OH GAWD, that's not what I meant I swear!"
*This is a true story - My life is awesome*
Pumpkin
06-20-2014, 07:08 AM
At work last week my headset was squashing my head so I stretched it out and proceeded to proudly comment "Ahhh, nice and loose, just how I like it..... OH GAWD, that's not what I meant I swear!"
*This is a true story - My life is awesome*
Your story reminded me of how a friend came out of the closet to his parents:
"Coffee?"
"Sure."
"I don't remember how you take yours. Did you add cream?"
"I like my coffee like I like my women."
*Awkward look*
"I don't like coffee."
Lone Wolf Leonhart
06-20-2014, 08:29 AM
"You need to post in the innuendo thread."
"I'm coming."
Parker
06-20-2014, 09:30 AM
This is kind of embarrassing guys
Lone Wolf Leonhart
06-20-2014, 09:58 AM
This is kind of embarrassing guys
We're slowly building to a climax.
Bubba
06-20-2014, 10:40 AM
This is kind of embarrassing guys
I know what you mean. I'm pulling out as we speak.
Sephex
06-20-2014, 10:57 AM
This is kind of embarrassing guys
I know what you mean. I'm pulling out as we speak.
It's a good thing he's embareassed.
...
I'm a f***ing terrible person.
NeoCracker
06-20-2014, 11:29 AM
I like big dicks.
Cloudane
06-20-2014, 12:42 PM
I suppose we could rise to the challenge, despite it being thrust upon us so suddenly.
I was kind of on a quest though. Has anyone seen Kimahri's horn?
Alive-Cat
06-20-2014, 07:05 PM
This thread has taught me that I am really bad at innuendos. This thread has also taught me that when I try to be bad on purpose at innuendos, it isn't funny either, and is just a little sad :(
chionos
06-20-2014, 08:07 PM
Did I tell you guys what Alive-Man did to me the other day?
He exposed himself.
The little prick.
Big D
06-20-2014, 11:41 PM
Last night at the bar I ordered a double entendre.
So the bartender gave me one!
Shoden
06-20-2014, 11:55 PM
This thread has taught me that I am really bad at innuendos. This thread has also taught me that when I try to be bad on purpose at innuendos, it isn't funny either, and is just a little sad :(
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Bubba
06-21-2014, 02:24 PM
Listened to a little bit of George Michael this morning.
That man gets deeper inside me than anyone else.
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