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Christmas
06-20-2014, 09:27 AM
I have no idea why. He might catch a cold! I'm pretty sure there are some areas in Spira where the temperature maybe a bit too low for his taste. :(

Sephex
06-20-2014, 09:32 AM
To make the boys Erecht.

qwertysaur
06-20-2014, 09:35 AM
he is too manly. :p

Parker
06-20-2014, 10:25 AM
you don't spend $2000 on such a sick chest piece and then NOT show it off :/

Big D
06-20-2014, 10:52 AM
His gear would be a bit better for swimming in compared to, say, Tidus. Seriously, Tidus wears a hooded jacket underwater. It's possibly the stupidest sports uniform of all time.

Cloudane
06-20-2014, 01:53 PM
Because he's badass, like He-Man.

Alive-Cat
06-20-2014, 05:01 PM
One day when Jecht was very small he found a kitten on the way to school. It was all alone and too weak to fend for itself so Jecht scooped it up and put it in his large, multi-pocketed trenchcoat he always wore from the age of three onwards.

Jecht's day at school was relatively normal; the kitten didn't fret much as long as he kept putting little baby mice in the pocket for it to eat. Every half hour or so, Jecht would sneak off to the toilet to hug and kiss the kitten and make sure it was okay. This was normal behaviour for Jecht, as he had a bladder issue that was not to be resolved until he was twenty two years old - but that's another story!

On his way home the school bully, Tidus, (Jecht would later name his only son after him, so that he could more easily be cruel and neglectful to the child,) caught up with Jecht and began his usual game of weeing on Jecht's shoes from behind as walked.

'cut it out tidus, god i hate you, you're pathetic and you're only doing this because you're insecure and have been bullied yourself in the past' said Jecht, wiping fresh tears from his eyes.

'hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha' said Tidus, weeing harder than ever before.

Little did either of the boys know, but the urine was soaking up through Jecht's trenchcoat and began filling up the pockets. Before either of them knew anything the kitten had drowned!

'oh boy oh boy, i shouldn't have drank all that capri-sun. i'm sorry jecht, see you tomorrow pipsqueak' said Tidus, walking away somberly.

Jecht cried and cried. It was on that day he vowed never to wear anything on his torso again, no matter what the weather, in memory of the kitten he had lost. He held a small service in his garden. No one spoke.

Jecht would never find out, but the kitten had actually escaped from his pocket during the urine flooding and what he thought was the corpse of the kitten was actually a baby mouse.

The kitten would later grow into a cat, that was later stuffed, which you may all know as Cait Sith. The end :greenie:

ScottNUMBERS
06-20-2014, 05:33 PM
I don't know but I find his nipples tantalising.

Christmas
06-20-2014, 05:59 PM
I don't know but I find his nipples tantalising.

Yours are repulsive. I guess you and Jecht balance things out. :bigsmile:

Jinx
06-20-2014, 06:22 PM
GOD YOU FEMINISTSFIRST IT'S "WAH WAH ONLY WOMEN ARE SHOWN"

AND THEN WHEN MEN ARE SHOWN IT'S "WAH WAH JECHT'S AN ALCOHOLIC"

MAKE UP YOUR MIND

chionos
06-20-2014, 10:32 PM
Cause he got dat V body shape goin on dat da girlies luv and looks best wit no clotheses.

Also, I think something's wrong with Jinx. Somebody get her something to lay on. Who's got a lap for Jinx?

Fynn
06-21-2014, 07:09 PM
He's spent months on those pecs at the gym, so by God, the world will see them!

Parker
06-22-2014, 11:29 AM
SCANDAL HIGH SUMNMONER BRASKA FOUND WITH FINGERS RUNNIGN THRU GUARDIAN'S CHEST HAIR


RINGLETS OF HAIR WRAPPED AROUND SUMMONING FINGERS LIGHT MAGICKS NOW EMERGING FROM BRASKA SUMMONING A LOVE AEON IN JECHTS HEART


AURON DEJECTED, CHEST HAIRLESS IN CORNER EYES LOSING FOCUS SEX DREAMING OF YUNALESCA

Fynn
06-22-2014, 11:39 AM
SCANDAL HIGH SUMNMONER BRASKA FOUND WITH FINGERS RUNNIGN THRU GUARDIAN'S CHEST HAIR


RINGLETS OF HAIR WRAPPED AROUND SUMMONING FINGERS LIGHT MAGICKS NOW EMERGING FROM BRASKA SUMMONING A LOVE AEON IN JECHTS HEART


AURON DEJECTED, CHEST HAIRLESS IN CORNER EYES LOSING FOCUS SEX DREAMING OF YUNALESCA

But Jecht is canonically hairless :colbert:

Parker
06-22-2014, 12:00 PM
i just googled and yea i guess you're right idk why but i thought he was hairy

well use ur imagination in my previous post. head-canon, if u will

Alive-Cat
06-22-2014, 01:11 PM
I have so much hair on my chest!

Fynn
06-22-2014, 01:16 PM
Ew :colbert:

chionos
06-22-2014, 01:29 PM
Alive-Man, it looks like you're going to have to shave your chest before WWoF will accept you into his bed. Which is fair enough, hairy chests are for men. Take that however you will.

Alive-Cat
06-22-2014, 01:43 PM
It is true, hairy chests are for men. I am a manly man :greenie:

Fynn
06-22-2014, 01:44 PM
Well, I'm a girly man and I love it :monster:

chionos
06-22-2014, 01:45 PM
It is true, hairy chests are for men. I am a manly man :greenie:

A manly man in skinny jeans.


I have to rethink my life.

Christmas
06-22-2014, 01:47 PM
Hey, I have a hairy chest too that comes with boobs. Can I join you guys? :jess:

chionos
06-22-2014, 02:27 PM
Hey, I have a hairy chest too that comes with boobs. Can I join you guys? :jess:

Two things Jecht wishes he had. Body hair or boobs. Both are good and he has neither.

And sure you can, the more the merrier.

Alive-Cat
06-22-2014, 04:39 PM
It is true, hairy chests are for men. I am a manly man :greenie:

A manly man in skinny jeans.


I have to rethink my life.

Everyone wears skinny jeans these days! It's the done thing and I'm a hip young guy! :greenie:

Pumpkin
06-23-2014, 05:01 PM
This thread took a weird turn

Anyways, he is half naked because it is hot in Spiranarkand

Parker
06-23-2014, 06:02 PM
except in places where it is totally cold and he is still topless cos he is awesome

Jiro
06-27-2014, 04:32 PM
He gains the ability to attack with pointy icicle nips at that point

Jecht Attack Mach IV

Alive-Cat
06-27-2014, 05:53 PM
Why isn't Jecht full naked?

Cloudane
06-27-2014, 09:26 PM
His manhood is too destructive. Seriously he could have someone's eye out with that (what do you think happened to Auron's)

Sephiroth
06-27-2014, 10:05 PM
Why is Lulu half naked?

*Devore*
06-27-2014, 10:20 PM
Because he's got dat body yo and he plays sports underwater so he has to show dem abs. And he was training in the sea when he got sent to the future.

Colonel Angus
06-28-2014, 12:30 AM
Why isn't Lulu half naked?
Fixed.

Sephiroth
06-28-2014, 12:48 AM
Not Fixed.

Fixed. She is. More than that and it is 18+.

Jiro
06-28-2014, 05:16 AM
#freethenipple

black orb
07-17-2014, 07:33 AM
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/242/1/6/jecht_final_fantasy_x_cosplay_by_jfamily-d48ebwu.jpg

Ayen
07-19-2014, 05:56 AM
To keep Tidus' mom happy.