I like to read Hamlet as I pop a few out

[Alive-Cat]

Dear EoFFFe,

In the media, people are always reading while doing a poopy. All the time! People have reading material next to their toilets, ready for any pooping to be done!

Do you read while enjoying the warmth of the toilet seat, the little splashes of poo water that splash up you if you forget to put some toilet paper in first, the feeling of relief and emptyness afterwards, and on top of that, a good read?

If so, what do you read?

So I guess some people like to read while they poopy, maybe they need to read to poopy.

Personally I can't even go if I'm reading! It's distracting, I need to focus all my energy on the matter at hand!

And finally, here just for you Eyes On Final Fantasy Forums Experience members, here is a video of a dog using a toilet! And flushing


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5kiRx1c-Rw


Love, sincere best wishes and huge interest in your lives, your friend and devoted fan, Alive-Man xxxxxxxx

[Pumpkin]

I do not actually read while in the bathroom, but I do have books called Bathroom Readers that have some funny stuff in them, like silly quotes and odd trivia

[Parker]

Alas! Poor Yorick!

*dumps out three day's worth of Rustler burgers and fray bentos*

i knew him well

[Christmas]

I'm too busy making friends with my new found poo poo then to post on the forums. :bigsmile:

[Araciel]

Marvel Puzzle Quest.

[Jiro]

I feel sorry for people who have the time to read in there.

[Alive-Cat]

I think my average poo is around a minute, probably under!

[Parker]

you all need to kick back with some sartre, while youre doing a shart

[Parker]

read a sentence of pynchon, when you pinch one

[Parker]

some jk rowling, while you go porcelain bowling

[Parker]

something stephen king, something your ring

[Parker]

guys help me out here

[noxious.sunshine]

Rofl parker is drunk.

I play on my phone. I take awhile. Can't be helped.

[Alive-Cat]

Parker is scaring me :(

[Formalhaut]

Who keeps track of how long their time in the bathroom is?

Alive-Man, you don't have a log book in there do you?

[Alive-Cat]

Who keeps track of how long their time in the bathroom is?

Alive-Man, you don't have a log book in there do you?

Of course I do, how else am I supposed to know if I broke a record or not? :greenie:

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Yes, I read while I poop most of the time.

Sometimes I take my computer with me and am on chat while I poop.

Poop.