If you were to ride in to battle, what animal would be your mount?

[Fuzakeru]

I'm thinking a giant starfish might be kinda awesome. I mean, starfish are terrifying.

[Pike]

I wouldn't just ride into battle.

I would BOUNCE into battle!

On my trusty steed:

http://iambrony.steeph.tp-radio.de/mlp/gif/131338073874.gif

[Parker]

http://i.imgur.com/VgHUAUn.png

[Colonel Angus]

I would ride a flying octopus

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Tonight I'm going to have myself a real good time
I feel ali-i-i-ive.
And the world is turning inside out
floating around in ecstasy...

[Araciel]

Bear Cav reporting

[Pumpkin]

None because I don't want to have to worry about the animal dying :(

[Shiny]

A mammoth is really the only acceptable answer.

[jenovajunkie]

Probably a dragon, you know I took this test on mythological creatures that you would represent and it said a unicorn. BECAUSE I'M SPECIAL. So maybe a unicorn, but I want mine to stand out. So it has to be black.


And fly. There a LeBron James Pegasus. Final answer.

EDIT: I lied, a TERRY CREWD Pegasus. That comes with old-spice so I don't smell in-between my battle incase, you know a female soldier suddenly changes her mind from slaughtering me in battle to an abrupt halt and make-out right in the middle of the battle while we ride off on my Pegasus into a beautiful starry sunset above the clouds. Graphic enough?

[ShunNakamura]

Ever since I have played Lords of Magic back when I was a kid I have wanted to ride a big ol' white tiger like the Warrior Lord of Chaos did!
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[Miss Mae]

Dragon, plzkthx.

[Shorty]

Thestrals represent.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I would probably ride in on the Cosmic Owl.

[Psychotic]

I'd have to default to a walrus. This has the benefit of being really slow on land, so by the time I got there the fighting would be all over and I wouldn't have to die. ...unless my side lost, I guess, and in which case, well, fuck. Better slowly waddle back the other way!

[blackmage_nuke]

Hodoround (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tPMDO7P0Tw)

[Sephex]

A dragon with a cat head spitting acid.

Also the name of my upcoming grindcore album.

[leader of mortals]

Tibetan Mastiff

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[Christmas]

The person that posts after me. :bigsmile:

[Jess]

UNICORN :jess:

[Alive-Cat]

None because I don't want to have to worry about the animal dying :(

[The Man]

Any animal, regardless of how practical it is? A bear, of course. When your mount is a godless killing machine that makes it that much more difficult to lose.

[leader of mortals]

Actually, aren't hippos statistically one of the most dangerous animals to humans? Maybe riding into battle on a hippo would be best.

Also, they do that thing where they poop and spray it everywhere with their tail. Talk about demoralizing the enemy!

[Slothy]

Polar bear.

[Aelitalily]

I'm not sure why no one has said this yet but: A CHOCOBO!

[Araciel]

There's also the D&D monster the beholder.. That'd be pretty awesome.

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[chionos]

I want to ride in on Christmas riding Jess riding a Unicorn.

Because even the cruelest, most heartless warlord and his barbarian armies would have a hard time raising a sword against the utter cuteness that is Christmas riding Jess riding a unicorn.

"Awww, how cuu--" as I coup de grâce the lot of them.

[Pike]

Hodoround (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tPMDO7P0Tw)

This is my favorite

Obligatory "Shut Up Wesley" though

[Christmas]

I want to ride in on Christmas riding Jess riding a Unicorn.

Because even the cruelest, most heartless warlord and his barbarian armies would have a hard time raising a sword against the utter cuteness that is Christmas riding Jess riding a unicorn.

"Awww, how cuu--" as I coup de grâce the lot of them.

Imagine everyone riding on one another. :chocobo: