ITT Final Fantasy is Real

[Pike]

My chocobo is refusing to eat his Gysahl Greens all of a sudden :( anyone else had this problem?

[Madame Adequate]

I think I'm getting mako poisoning :(

[Christmas]

The staff are like the Shinra, they get in the way. :mad2:

[Colonel Angus]

My chocobo is refusing to eat his Gysahl Greens all of a sudden :( anyone else had this problem?
Try Sylkis Greens.

[Pumpkin]

I'm out of MP and can't find an Inn :(

[Loony BoB]

I can only say the same one line, over and over and over again, until the next major plot point. :(

[Scotty_ffgamer]

So I'd been saving up this gil for a while, and I had been keeping it in a hidden drawer in my dresser. I was having trouble sleeping last night and kept slipping in and out of sleeping when at some point this weird guy with spiky yellow hair and a giant sword just barged into my room. It was so weird that I just assumed I was dreaming. I musta talked in my sleep because he just went straight for my dresser and immediately started looking through it until he found the hidden drawer with all my gil! Then he just took it! Really, who does that?

[Big D]

I got hit by a car on my way home from work today. Broke several bones and may have ruptured my liver and possibly my brain a little. I'm fine now, of course, but those two Hi-Potions cost most of my savings :(

[Night Fury]

You think you all have problems? PLEASE.

I'm going to DIE when I summon the final aeon to defeat Sin. Go and moan elsewhere, seriously!

[Psychotic]

I was looking forward to going home after a hard day's work in the reactor, when my house (http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Hell_House) straight up attacked me. :(

[Loony BoB]

I can only say the same one line, over and over and over again, until the next major plot point. :(

[Aulayna]

They could name me anything, anything! ANYTHING! So what did they call me?

Penis.

[Fynn]

Ugh. This annoying metrosexual's been running around town yelling he's captain Basch. Thank you, sir, but my one-year-old doesn't care. I'm done. I'm calling the cops.

[metagloria]

I'm pretty sure there are only like 6 other people in the entire city I live in...and most of them must sleep in their stores, because there aren't any houses.

[Parker]

it would be swell if i could just get to work in the mines ONCE without my vision swirling and getting thrust into a battle against some giant snake beast

[Christmas]

They could name me anything, anything! ANYTHING! So what did they call me?

Penis.
http://animeboards.com/showpost.php?p=537516971&postcount=3

[Jessweeee♪]

Hey what do you guys use for your hair? The product I'm using is definitely retaining the shape well enough, but it looks kind of gross. What do y'all do to style up your hair but keep it natural looking?

[Fynn]

You know, I got these pink flans running around just outside my house. That stuff looks pretty natural on my hair.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Just, just yo, just hear me out before you call me crazy. Check this shit out. You see that garage right there? Yeah, right across the street there. OK, look. Now I'm going to run full speed into that garage over there. Like all out sprint into it. No, just let me finish. Just let me finish, OK? I'm going to sprint into that garage over there. What would you expect to happen? Right. I break my fucking nose and fall flat on the ground. Here's what is actually going to happen. When I get like a foot away from it, I'm just going to stop. Like I've hit an...an invisible wall or something. It's not going to hurt me in any way. In fact, I can keep "running forward" without actually going anywhere as if I'm on some sort of frictionless surface...but I'm not. That is solid pavement over there. Just watch, dude. Just watch. I swear to god yo, this shit is like, I don't even know dude. Just watch.

[metagloria]

I can only walk in the four cardinal directions. Not even diagonal. Not even a little bit.

[The Man]

I'm worried about that Kefka, guys. I think he might be insane.

[Parker]

BREAKING: Asylum For the Aggressive and Uncontrollable has "extremely limited" supply of remedies. Reports of a "Mad Rush" within the facility, many wounded

[Christmas]

I can only say the same one line, over and over and over again, until the next major plot point. :(

[Big D]

I'm worried about that Kefka, guys. I think he might be insane.But isn't he, like, the Emperor's top general? I'm sure that if he was genuinely unstable, he'd never be able to get - let alone hold down - a position of real political and military power. That kind of thing never happens.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

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[Ayen]

Assholes keep barging into my house and taking my stuff.