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Spooniest
08-03-2014, 07:43 AM
It is time to end the tyranny of pants!

We the People of the Pantsless States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Pantsless States of America.

No longer will we be burdened by tiresome, tight pants that choke the flow of blood to the legs and feet, and produce general discomfort otherwise!

JOIN ME! NO VA LAS PANTALONES!! VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!

Mo-Nercy
08-03-2014, 01:50 PM
But...but.. pockets are so handy. :(

Ayen
08-03-2014, 01:56 PM
Sounds like you need to find looser pants.

Spooniest
08-03-2014, 03:38 PM
Sounds like you need to find looser pants.

That's what all Pantswearers say. :[

Jess
08-03-2014, 03:44 PM
I like pants.

Freya
08-03-2014, 03:51 PM
Pants are for squares, down with pants!

Formalhaut
08-03-2014, 03:58 PM
I like pants. :colbert:

Ayen
08-03-2014, 04:08 PM
Sounds like you need to find looser pants.

That's what all Pantswearers say. :[

And I thought I was being so original. MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE!
*walks down hall of shame*

arenzi
08-03-2014, 05:20 PM
Sounds more like down with jeggings?

NeoCracker
08-03-2014, 05:28 PM
I hate not wearing pants.

Shorty
08-03-2014, 07:20 PM
No pants party!

Shauna
08-03-2014, 07:22 PM
I wear pants every day. It would be a bit weird not to.

Jessweeee♪
08-03-2014, 07:31 PM
i only wear pants on days i go outside

Kalevala
08-03-2014, 07:36 PM
I am curious about how plef feels about this revolution. Would this not result in a decline of his nourishment of choice?

MissH
08-03-2014, 07:37 PM
To clarify- pants is trousers and not underwear,yes?!:shifty:

Colonel Angus
08-03-2014, 07:41 PM
To clarify- pants is trousers and not underwear,yes?!:shifty:
Yes. God, I wish we all didn't speak a different language.:lol:

Bubba
08-04-2014, 01:19 PM
I think work would frown upon me if I turned up in a shirt, tie and boxer shorts.

Coincidentally, I bought nine pairs of boxer shirts and ten pairs of socks today. I thankfully resisted impulse to buy a pair of boxer shorts with an orang-utan's face on it.

MissH
08-04-2014, 01:28 PM
Coincidentally, I bought nine pairs of boxer shirts and ten pairs of socks today. I thankfully resisted impulse to buy a pair of boxer shorts with an orang-utan's face on it.

Thank God for that!

Ayen
08-04-2014, 01:30 PM
I actually haven't worn pants since May or June. I mainly wear shorts in the summer time. Too hot for anything else.

blackmage_nuke
08-04-2014, 01:30 PM
They keep my legs warm and stop bugs from biting them. Once I went camping with shorts and my entire leg was covered in mosquito-bites. There was maybe 1/8th of my leg that wasnt a red bump. They also protect me from sunburn

I never wear tight pants.

Huckleberry Quin
08-04-2014, 03:08 PM
I think work would frown upon me if I turned up in a shirt, tie and boxer shorts.

Coincidentally, I bought nine pairs of boxer shirts and ten pairs of socks today. I thankfully resisted impulse to buy a pair of boxer shorts with an orang-utan's face on it.

I truly do not understand the problem with orang-upants. :confused:

Aelitalily
08-05-2014, 10:13 AM
And to add to this thread : Up with skirts! :P

Sephex
08-05-2014, 10:40 AM
I like wearing my cargo shorts that make everyone judge me harshly in public. Because I am supposed to dress like I am going to a wedding when I go grocery shopping or some s***.

Huckleberry Quin
08-05-2014, 11:19 AM
I always do my grocery stealing shopping at weddings. Delicious food, man!

sharkythesharkdogg
08-06-2014, 05:17 PM
I like wearing my cargo shorts that make everyone judge me harshly in public. Because I am supposed to dress like I am going to a wedding when I go grocery shopping or some s***.

Where in the hell in middle America are you getting judged for wearing cargo shorts in casual public places? :eyebrow:

If Im' at a grocery store and there's someone there in a robe and house shoes, I'll probably notice.

Shorts? No.

Pumpkin
08-06-2014, 05:21 PM
I go to stores and restaurants in my PJs all the time (ask sharky) because lady clothing is uncomfortable and no one even looks at me. Which is nice for me because I don't like being looked at.

sharkythesharkdogg
08-06-2014, 05:22 PM
Yeah, I had Mickey Mouse and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pajama pants to school all the time when I was little.

~*~Celes~*~
08-06-2014, 08:44 PM
i walked downstairs this morning to my husband in only a t-shirt and undies and said "I am ready for my OB/GYN appointment!" Then I decided I should probably put the pants on anyway so I didn't piss anyone off :(

Cloudane
08-06-2014, 10:31 PM
Aww, the British obtuseness has been done already

Oh well, I'mma do it anyway

"But but... pants are useful for keeping your jeans from being stunk out by your bits, and keeping your bits contained!"

Vasher
08-08-2014, 09:51 AM
Read the thread title, "dropped" my pants.

Araciel
08-09-2014, 01:40 AM
And to add to this thread : Up with skirts! :P

yep UP WITH MINISKIRTS

Dat Matt
08-09-2014, 10:07 AM
I don't wear pants, and my jeans don't get stunk up.

I wear boxers instead

escobert
08-10-2014, 11:33 PM
No, I like pants.