Another important question

[Night Fury]

When it comes to the bathroom business, are you a folder or a scruncher?

I'm a folder!

[Agent Proto]

I'm going to assume you mean the toilet paper? If that's the case, I'm a combination of folding and scrunching, though I might scrunch more than I fold.

[Bubba]

Did you say toilet paper?

Do you not know how to use the three sea shells?

[Psychotic]

I don't get this thread and I'm not entirely sure that I want to.

[Dat Matt]

Scruncher!

You and all your kind disgust me. I bet you prefer hanging your toilet paper nearer the wall too!?

[Spooniest]

Eww.

[Pheesh]

I was told by my uncle when I was about 4 that boys have to fold and that scrunching is for girls!

[Pheesh]

Get away from me, scruncher! I don't want your scrunchy cooties!

Edit: scruncher is a really fun word to say.

[Bubba]

Did you say toilet paper?

Do you not know how to use the three sea shells?

God I'm old...

This is a reference to Demolition Man. If no-one here has seen it then I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Spooniest]

Did you say toilet paper?

Do you not know how to use the three sea shells?

God I'm old...

This is a reference to Demolition Man. If no-one here has seen it then I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

I got a chuckle out of it

Also: John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.

[Shorty]

This is more intimate information than I care to divulge. :stare:

[Rantz]

Scrunching serves no purpose. It's ineffective use of resources and if you engage in the practice, you should be ashamed of yourself.

[fire_of_avalon]

Scrunching serves no purpose. It's ineffective use of resources and if you engage in the practice, you should be ashamed of yourself.

False. Scrunching changes the texture of the paper, thereby making it a more effective cleaning tool. Crevices, man. Ridges and valleys.

[Pheesh]

There comes a certain point in a mans life when you accept that there's simply too much hair, and nothing is ever going to get it completely clean.

[Vasher]

Did you say toilet paper?

Do you not know how to use the three sea shells?

God I'm old...

This is a reference to Demolition Man. If no-one here has seen it then I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

If it's any consolation, I got the reference. Another that would fit here is...

"... I'm treating you to Taco Bell". Shells, TP, Taco Bell, they all go hand in hand.


Folder... And I follow up with a baby wipe (Pampers Sensitive).

[Denmark]

no bidet option

you philistines sicken me

[~*~Celes~*~]

folder!

[chionos]

Is this thread really happening?

I didn't know there were people who scrunched.

Actually, now that I think about it, when potty-training my children, they tended to scrunch the paper. It took each of them a few weeks to get into the habit of folding.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Oh goodie. A decisively icky topic'd thread.

I am a folder. A meticulous folder. At home, I only use the best of supplies. I also rarely use more than five sheets because of my folding expertise and the quality of toilet paper I use. Three sheets folded together for the first go round. And two sheets for the last.

TMI?

[Sephex]

Fold because I can get my smear campaign over more quickly.

[Ayen]

I fold, and that's all you're learning about my bathroom habits. For that is not a door you wish to open, EoFF :stare:

[Old Manus]

I employ workfare JSA slaves to lick it clean for me. This is also their only sustenance.

[Dat Matt]

I fold. I was never any good at bluffing in poker.

[Night Fury]

Is this thread really happening?



It's my thread. Of course it is. :D