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Night Fury
08-29-2014, 09:43 AM
When it comes to the bathroom business, are you a folder or a scruncher?

I'm a folder!

Ace Protorney
08-29-2014, 09:56 AM
I'm going to assume you mean the toilet paper? If that's the case, I'm a combination of folding and scrunching, though I might scrunch more than I fold.

Bubba
08-29-2014, 10:13 AM
Did you say toilet paper?

Do you not know how to use the three sea shells?

Psychotic
08-29-2014, 03:22 PM
I don't get this thread and I'm not entirely sure that I want to.

Jinx
08-29-2014, 03:38 PM
Scruncher!

Dat Matt
08-29-2014, 03:40 PM
Scruncher!

You and all your kind disgust me. I bet you prefer hanging your toilet paper nearer the wall too!?

Spooniest
08-29-2014, 04:24 PM
Eww.

Pheesh
08-29-2014, 07:00 PM
I was told by my uncle when I was about 4 that boys have to fold and that scrunching is for girls!

Jinx
08-29-2014, 07:05 PM
I was told by my uncle when I was about 4 that boys have to fold and that scrunching is for girls!

I...what?

Pheesh
08-29-2014, 07:16 PM
Get away from me, scruncher! I don't want your scrunchy cooties!

Edit: scruncher is a really fun word to say.

Bubba
08-29-2014, 08:54 PM
Did you say toilet paper?

Do you not know how to use the three sea shells?

God I'm old...

This is a reference to Demolition Man. If no-one here has seen it then I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Spooniest
08-29-2014, 09:21 PM
Did you say toilet paper?

Do you not know how to use the three sea shells?

God I'm old...

This is a reference to Demolition Man. If no-one here has seen it then I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

I got a chuckle out of it

Also: John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.

Shorty
08-29-2014, 10:05 PM
This is more intimate information than I care to divulge. :stare:

Rantz
08-29-2014, 10:10 PM
Scrunching serves no purpose. It's ineffective use of resources and if you engage in the practice, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Jinx
08-29-2014, 10:13 PM
It seems scrunchers are second-class citizens on this board. :colbert:

(Also, they both work absolutely the same was as long as you're over the age of two and have learned how to wipe.)

fire_of_avalon
08-30-2014, 03:29 AM
Scrunching serves no purpose. It's ineffective use of resources and if you engage in the practice, you should be ashamed of yourself.

False. Scrunching changes the texture of the paper, thereby making it a more effective cleaning tool. Crevices, man. Ridges and valleys.

Pheesh
08-30-2014, 04:15 AM
There comes a certain point in a mans life when you accept that there's simply too much hair, and nothing is ever going to get it completely clean.

Vasher
08-30-2014, 11:06 AM
Did you say toilet paper?

Do you not know how to use the three sea shells?

God I'm old...

This is a reference to Demolition Man. If no-one here has seen it then I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

If it's any consolation, I got the reference. Another that would fit here is...

"... I'm treating you to Taco Bell". Shells, TP, Taco Bell, they all go hand in hand.


Folder... And I follow up with a baby wipe (Pampers Sensitive).

Denmark
08-31-2014, 02:00 AM
no bidet option

you philistines sicken me

~*~Celes~*~
08-31-2014, 02:05 AM
folder!

chionos
08-31-2014, 03:08 AM
Is this thread really happening?

I didn't know there were people who scrunched.

Actually, now that I think about it, when potty-training my children, they tended to scrunch the paper. It took each of them a few weeks to get into the habit of folding.

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
08-31-2014, 07:33 PM
Oh goodie. A decisively icky topic'd thread.

I am a folder. A meticulous folder. At home, I only use the best of supplies. I also rarely use more than five sheets because of my folding expertise and the quality of toilet paper I use. Three sheets folded together for the first go round. And two sheets for the last.

TMI?

Sephex
09-01-2014, 09:29 AM
Fold because I can get my smear campaign over more quickly.

Ayen
09-01-2014, 09:54 AM
I fold, and that's all you're learning about my bathroom habits. For that is not a door you wish to open, EoFF :stare:

Old Manus
09-01-2014, 10:55 AM
I employ workfare JSA slaves to lick it clean for me. This is also their only sustenance.

Dat Matt
09-01-2014, 07:38 PM
I fold. I was never any good at bluffing in poker.

Night Fury
09-03-2014, 05:48 AM
Is this thread really happening?



It's my thread. Of course it is. :D