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Lone Wolf Leonhart
10-03-2014, 11:12 AM
"That one where you have to haul tail to the bottom of a school and make it FLY AWAY before it gets bombarded with missiles"?

How's that for a promotional slogan?

Create your own slogan to intrigue people who haven't played this game before.

Mirage
10-03-2014, 12:01 PM
Destroy ancient monsters at the bottom of the ocean! Kill bloodthirsty aliens in space! Discover ancient civilizations and steal the treasure! Final Fantasy VIII is ready for you, are you ready for it?

OUT NOW ON STEAM

Rin Heartilly
10-03-2014, 07:22 PM
TRIPLE TRIAD

'nuff said.

Jessweeee♪
10-04-2014, 02:21 AM
also the flying school has a room just for fighting dinosaurs

Ayen
10-04-2014, 02:58 AM
Kidnap the President from a running train and assassinate the Sorceress! Beware of underground desert prisons and instant death attacks.

Lone Wolf Leonhart
10-04-2014, 04:22 AM
also the flying school has a room just for fighting dinosaurs

Funny story,

I was going to put that in because I remembered you said it, but then I forgot how many e's were in your name so I thought "Nah, she'll say it again".

Sephiroth
10-04-2014, 09:49 PM
For the first time ever live the life of a student fighting prehistoric creatures, flying into space, travelling through time and battling witches.

FINAL FANTASY VIII

Scotty_ffgamer
10-05-2014, 01:58 AM
The game where one lone dog befriends a giant spider-like machine. Or gets killed by it. You decide.

fat_moogle
10-05-2014, 01:16 PM
Promo ad

Kid: "Mum, school is soooooo boring!"

Mum: "Don't be silly!" *passes kid a copy of FFVIII*

Kid: "What's this got to do with anything?"

Mum: "Play it, and you'll see" *cheesy advert smile*

*an hour later / montage of FFVIII*

Kid: "WOW SCHOOL IS AMAZING!"

*camera pans back to Mum with yet another ridiculously cheesy smile*

Mum: "You see? Now go do your homework and one day you could end up a SeeD"

Kid: "I'mma be the best SeeD ever!"

Lone Wolf Leonhart
10-06-2014, 08:28 AM
The game where one lone dog befriends a giant spider-like machine. Or gets killed by it. You decide.

#thedoglives

Scotty_ffgamer
10-06-2014, 08:56 AM
The game where another lone dog is used as a projectile weapon.

The game where a town gets sick from eating fish.

RAGE!

Whatever...

The game of failed assassinations.

Train Simulator 1999

It's a sword... but it's also a gun!

A game so good it makes the moon cry.

It's got time travel. Sort of. It's complicated. What could possibly go wrong?

Ah! My Sorceress

Help plan the Garden Festival committee!

Garden Simulator: Cultivating SeeD

In the Galbadia Missile base while you are on the computer, hold down Triangle and Square, and press up or down. We promise it is worth buying this game just for this. You won't be sorry.

Bujurururu!

Robin Williams is in this game.

Moombas.

Spend hours fighting the same creatures, trying to draw 100 fires.

Amnesia.

Little Orphan Selphie

The eternal quest to find the mystical hot dogs.

Rin Heartilly
10-06-2014, 10:56 AM
The game where another lone dog is used as a projectile weapon.

The game where a town gets sick from eating fish.

RAGE!

Whatever...

The game of failed assassinations.

Train Simulator 1999

It's a sword... but it's also a gun!

A game so good it makes the moon cry.

It's got time travel. Sort of. It's complicated. What could possibly go wrong?

Ah! My Sorceress

Help plan the Garden Festival committee!

Garden Simulator: Cultivating SeeD

In the Galbadia Missile base while you are on the computer, hold down Triangle and Square, and press up or down. We promise it is worth buying this game just for this. You won't be sorry.

Bujurururu!

Robin Williams is in this game.

Moombas.

Spend hours fighting the same creatures, trying to draw 100 fires.

Amnesia.

Little Orphan Selphie

The eternal quest to find the mystical hot dogs.

I'll add in another for you: PuPu's :D

Ayen
10-06-2014, 12:09 PM
Zell choked on a wiener.

Sephiroth
10-06-2014, 01:37 PM
Final Fantasy VIII has no hot dogs. It has curry bread or some sort of bread in general. The hot dogs are a westernized thing.

Jessweeee♪
10-06-2014, 04:28 PM
also the flying school has a room just for fighting dinosaurs

Funny story,

I was going to put that in because I remembered you said it, but then I forgot how many e's were in your name so I thought "Nah, she'll say it again".

I think I said this too but I want to see a drawing of the T-Rexaurs falling all over the place while the Garden takes off.

Naeles
12-14-2014, 08:46 AM
Promo ad

Kid: "Mum, school is soooooo boring!"

Mum: "Don't be silly!" *passes kid a copy of FFVIII*

Kid: "What's this got to do with anything?"

Mum: "Play it, and you'll see" *cheesy advert smile*

*an hour later / montage of FFVIII*

Kid: "WOW SCHOOL IS AMAZING!"

*camera pans back to Mum with yet another ridiculously cheesy smile*

Mum: "You see? Now go do your homework and one day you could end up a SeeD"

Kid: "I'mma be the best SeeD ever!"

Lol!:lol: Dude! If my mom had tried that on me, I may have enjoyed school a bit more!

Ayen
12-14-2014, 08:57 AM
School is always ten times more fun when you have real swords and monsters to play with.

Leigh
12-14-2014, 12:56 PM
Final Fantasy: Rectal Examination Simulator
Immersive 3D Orifices, be the victim, live the fantasy...
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maybee
12-14-2014, 03:11 PM
You're a magical schoolboy with a scar, and you get to defeat a evil wizard. I mean sorceress.

Yellow_Magic
12-20-2014, 10:56 PM
Don't be a chicken-wuss. Buy this game now!

JudgeBr
02-15-2015, 03:29 AM
1. cross the horizon, walk over the sea, climb the mountain, down the valley, off to the outter space if you must!
you are a knight in shining armor; save the love of your life and quit the friendzone!

2. no more mathematics, no more physics, no more chemistry ... grab your weapon and prepare for sorceress war in far future world

3. past, present, future .. compressed!

Puft
03-13-2015, 09:04 PM
Become the ultimate SeeD, combat specialist, while exploring and aiding the world. Challenge mighty Guardian Forces to join your party and battle creatures from the moon. Put an end to the ruthless Sorceress from the future. Live your destiny.




...Or at least, THAT'S what I loved most about this game. I liked the fluff and the characters, but I really had fun modifying my junctions and such. That's also why games like FF12, 7, and 9 are on my favorites list.

Forsaken Lover
03-17-2015, 12:43 AM
It's the Japanese Romantic Comedy equivalent of It's A Wonderful Life. You thought your girlfriend was stupid and annoying? WELL NOW SHE'S IN A COMA! DON'T YOU MISS HER?

Value your significant others today...
BECAUSE TOMORROW THEY MIGHT BE DEAD!!!!!