New Drunk Thread

[NeoCracker]

Okay, I have drunk a lot of scotch.

I had a conversation with my boss while on this scotch drunk.

We started talking about some work shit, someohow went on to 9/11 consipracy theorys and a theory that the US ebola outbreak is governmetn regulated population control, and apperently if you have ever read a book, you cannot run a small business.

...That was the strangest fucking drunk conversation I have ever had in my life.

[chionos]

Okay, I have drunk a lot of scotch.

I had a conversation with my boss while on this scotch drunk.

We started talking about some work trout, someohow went on to 9/11 consipracy theorys and a theory that the US ebola outbreak is governmetn regulated population control, and apperently if you have ever read a book, you cannot run a small business.

...That was the strangest smurfing drunk conversation I have ever had in my life.

Then you, fella, need to get more drunk, because you're not drunk enough.

[Spooniest]

Finished all my whiskey

Too late to go get more, besides I'd get sick

Now I want pizza. Why isn't pizza delivery at 2 am a thing?

[Hannibal_Khan]

whoa...i drank crown royal tonight and eat some digiorno pizza.

[noxious.sunshine]

Normally I don't drink during the week. But.. My roommate bought beer. Woo.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

It is a Tanqueray and Schweppes kind of night.

[Lonely Paper Star]

GETTING TURNT in my room alone


151 and Coke Zero for me, and it did not take that long to get into a state of not sober.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Switching it up, New Amsterdam Vodka and Sprite. I gotta keep up with Paulastar.

[Lonely Paper Star]

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/pitye/2527034/35749/35749_600.gif

[Colonel Angus]

That Coke Zero will kill you.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Drunk Dungeons and Dragons in chat last night was pretty great.

[Loony BoB]

So drunk.

[Freya]

Bob's drunk fbing is great

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I have Taco Bell, tequila, rum, and vodka.

NYE beware, this shit is about to go down.:cool:

[Shorty]

I have gin :jess:

[Shauna]

Hope you are all having a lovely new year celebration. :heart: Y'all are pretty cool, and I wish you the best for 2015!

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

muthafugging gin and juice followed by vodka monster followed by vodka monster

[Shorty]

I have never understood the concept of gin and juice. Pine flavor plus sweet and tangy doesn't appeal to me D:

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I prefer gin and tonic. But I ran out of tonic.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Uh oh, I still have some 151 left. :lol:

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Better make it no 151 left.

[Cleric]

Crown Royal Apple ftw...

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Crown Royal Apple ftw...

Nice.

[Loony BoB]

Bob's drunk fbing is great
The sexy bar we booked a table at didn't have Southern Comfort. Our solution was to nip out to a local bar, get drunk there, and return. Turns out they were shutting at 10pm so their staff could enjoy NY's (which we thought was really nice of their manager, to be honest) and that meant I had to get drunk fast. Five doubles in about 30 minutes, I gradually got more and more drunk over the course of the next two hours before beginning to sober up veeeery sloooowly by chowing down on pizza and garlic bread upon our return.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I have never understood the concept of gin and juice. Pine flavor plus sweet and tangy doesn't appeal to me D:

It gives me the uncontrollable urge to rap like Snoop Dogg


muthafugging gin and juice

With my mind on my money and my money on my mind...

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Fuck it. I spent all day cleaning this damned gigantic house since my housemates are gonna be home tomorrow. I hardly had any time to read.

Tequila shots it is.

[Lonely Paper Star]

I think I played Destiny with Nicolas and Fonzie tonight, but I'm not quite sure. 151 kind of fogged my memory. Speaking of fog, it was foggy when I was driving to and from work today. Kinda cool in a Silent Hill kinda way. No, I was not drinking at that time. I'm not that terrible.

[Foo]

When I'm drinking, I like to drink beer. Good beer, cheap beer, whatever. Beer is preferred. The sensation of drinking itself is a pleasant one.

Its not that I'm adverse to spirits, but I tend to mindlessly sip and before you know it, the 4oz glass of coke, whiskey and ice is empty (apart from the ice).


Anyone else like to pace themselves with a nice six-pack of brews rather than drunkenly eyeball mix drink measurements?

[metagloria]

drnuk

[Spooniest]

When I'm drinking, I like to drink beer. Good beer, cheap beer, whatever. Beer is preferred. The sensation of drinking itself is a pleasant one.

Its not that I'm adverse to spirits, but I tend to mindlessly sip and before you know it, the 4oz glass of coke, whiskey and ice is empty (apart from the ice).


Anyone else like to pace themselves with a nice six-pack of brews rather than drunkenly eyeball mix drink measurements?

I drink whiskey straight up.

[NeoCracker]

When I'm drinking, I like to drink beer. Good beer, cheap beer, whatever. Beer is preferred. The sensation of drinking itself is a pleasant one.

Its not that I'm adverse to spirits, but I tend to mindlessly sip and before you know it, the 4oz glass of coke, whiskey and ice is empty (apart from the ice).


Anyone else like to pace themselves with a nice six-pack of brews rather than drunkenly eyeball mix drink measurements?

I drink whiskey straight up.

Current Drink of Choice is a Nice Johnny Walker Double Black on Ice. Fuck Mixer's and Chasers.

[Jessweeee♪]

cheap wine, friends, and hookah are just great things

[Spooniest]

I prefer whiskey and bongs

[escobert]

I prefer bongs

[Jessweeee♪]

I prefer whiskey and bongs

these are also great things

[Spooniest]

I'm drinking a White Russian on the back porch

Awesomesauce

[Calliope]

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[Night Fury]

That keyboard is really awesome! It makes you look 100x more drunk xD

[Denmark]

messrs. james beam and diet coke

one of those guys has a funny name

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I went almost a whole month without alcohol and now here I am with it. 20 days alcohol free before I submitted to it.

Gahd. I love alcohol.

[Sephex]

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EARLY 2000s NU METAL HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

-5ydL_dVP9w

[fat_moogle]

I haven't posted in this thread. I guess that needs to change, so I'm working my way through a bottle of wine.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I got off the bandwagon for a few weeks. I'm back on the wagon.

Totes rumming it up. Got a late arrival tomorrow. Rum rum rum rum.

[Bubba]

Uh oh, I still have some 151 left. :lol:

63155

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Patron

[Lonely Paper Star]

Pineapple juice and tequila. I feel like this tequila is watered down, though. Or it's just sneaking up on me.

[noxious.sunshine]

>.> Damnit! I was drinking a bit last night too, but I got really tired and went to bed early.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I'm not drunk yet. It is only 4 pm and I just started. But tonight is a wine night. Barefoot's Riesling. Mmmm mmmm good.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Two bottles of wine deep.

Time for shots of Patrón

I can't wait for work tomorrow.

[Lonely Paper Star]

BRINGING THE THREAD BACK WITH GOROCERY STORE sAKE!? :DDD

[Mirage]

Okay, I have drunk a lot of scotch.

I had a conversation with my boss while on this scotch drunk.

We started talking about some work shit, someohow went on to 9/11 consipracy theorys and a theory that the US ebola outbreak is governmetn regulated population control, and apperently if you have ever read a book, you cannot run a small business.

...That was the strangest fucking drunk conversation I have ever had in my life.

So who's the insane one, you or your boss?

[Agrias]

Sitting in my apartment with NakorTheBlueRider playing ffxiv online. Add me to steam you fucklets <3

alicegayflower
ingame: AngrieBator

Also we're drinking Ouzo to honour the past 20 years of friendship (Ouzo and koolaid was our first alcoholic experience when we were kids on the forums and gaming through summers) and palm bay.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Tonight is a pinapple juice and vodka kind of night. Whos with ?

[fat_moogle]

I've got drunk 3 / 7 days of the week this week. Been enjoying my week off work but I go back on Mknday... *deep sigh*

even though I've had half a bottle of vodka tonight I feel my spelling is too good to be considered truly "drunk"

Ill try harder next time.

[Pheesh]

Yes....

yeeeeeassssssss

[Pheesh]

Too. Much. Tequila...

[Pheesh]

I passed out for a little bit there...


But now I'm back and ready for more action!

[Ayen]

u just gad nukpie orgasms

[Ayen]

I have the answer to life

42.

laugh

[Ayen]

I drank piss
Tasted exactly like red bull!

[Ayen]

I sucked on a chicken nugget

Reminds me of something else I'd like to suck.

[Ayen]

You want to rep all the posts I made in this thread and PM me about how awesome I am

[Ayen]

Okay...

I think I know what it means to be drunk now. Or on hard drugs.

[Formalhaut]

This was somewhat enjoyable.

[Mirage]

Okay...

I think I know what it means to be drunk now. Or on hard drugs.
Oh, no, hard drugs can be very different.

[Ayen]

Okay...

I think I know what it means to be drunk now. Or on hard drugs.
Oh, no, hard drugs can be very different.

Good. Good.
Then I was just shitfaced.

[Sephex]

I'm on ambien right now. I know this isn't booze, but I didn't want to make a whole thread for this. This is my feeling right now.

http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/57844ddae0947-this-is-the-present-situation-at-the-moment.php

[Citizen Bleys]

Necroposting because why the fuck isn't this on page 1 but I have a lot of gin in me and why isn't plumbing a science? It's all applied mathematics