What will Garland do?

[Pumpkin]

This is a very serious question

[metagloria]

lol hai i am a knight i have stole ur princess

NO J/K I AM CHAOS I AM LIEK 2000 YRS OLD. UR DED

[Ayen]

Garland can do all of those things and more because he is the best of the best of the best.

[Denmark]

he, garland, will knock you all down

jeez it's like you people haven't even played the game

[Sephex]

The original translated line was amusing.

[VeloZer0]

How many times have any of you tried to say something intelligent/profound and ended up blurring out something stupid. Well, it can happen to video game villains
too.

[Bubba]

The original translated line was amusing.

What the hell is wrong with you??? It wasn't even SLIGHTLY amusing!

Jesus titty-f***ing Christ I hate the internet.

[Spooniest]

The original translated line was amusing.

What the hell is wrong with you??? It wasn't even SLIGHTLY amusing!

Jesus titty-f***ing Christ I hate the internet.

Overreact much?

That said, the line falls flat on its face, and then its head explodes. Whoever thought it would be dramatic to have a villain say "I shall knock you all down" seems to have clearly long ago lost whatever passion they may have had for writing dialogue.

But it wouldn't be Final Fantasy I without it.

[metagloria]

"I, Garland, will knock you all down!"

*turns to Princess Sarah*

"Except you. I'ma knock you a different direction."

:cool:

[Spooniest]

"I, Garland, will knock you all down!"

*turns to Princess Sarah*

"Except you. I'ma knock you a different direction."

:cool:

I always wondered why Garland kidnapped the Princess.

For sex, of course. Why didn't I think of that.

[metagloria]

"I, Garland, will knock you all down!"

*turns to Princess Sarah*

"Except you. I'ma knock you a different direction."

:cool:

I always wondered why Garland kidnapped the Princess.

For sex, of course. Why didn't I think of that.

Super hot time loop sex.