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Pumpkin
11-07-2014, 06:01 PM
This is a very serious question

metagloria
11-07-2014, 09:50 PM
lol hai i am a knight i have stole ur princess

NO J/K I AM CHAOS I AM LIEK 2000 YRS OLD. UR DED

Ayen
11-07-2014, 10:58 PM
Garland can do all of those things and more because he is the best of the best of the best.

Denmark
11-08-2014, 12:08 AM
he, garland, will knock you all down

jeez it's like you people haven't even played the game

Sephex
11-10-2014, 07:32 AM
The original translated line was amusing.

VeloZer0
11-10-2014, 09:50 AM
How many times have any of you tried to say something intelligent/profound and ended up blurring out something stupid. Well, it can happen to video game villains
too.

Bubba
11-10-2014, 12:03 PM
The original translated line was amusing.

What the hell is wrong with you??? It wasn't even SLIGHTLY amusing!

Jesus titty-f***ing Christ I hate the internet.

Spooniest
11-12-2014, 05:46 AM
The original translated line was amusing.

What the hell is wrong with you??? It wasn't even SLIGHTLY amusing!

Jesus titty-f***ing Christ I hate the internet.

Overreact much?

That said, the line falls flat on its face, and then its head explodes. Whoever thought it would be dramatic to have a villain say "I shall knock you all down" seems to have clearly long ago lost whatever passion they may have had for writing dialogue.

But it wouldn't be Final Fantasy I without it.

metagloria
11-14-2014, 04:32 PM
"I, Garland, will knock you all down!"

*turns to Princess Sarah*

"Except you. I'ma knock you a different direction."

:cool:

Spooniest
11-15-2014, 08:44 AM
"I, Garland, will knock you all down!"

*turns to Princess Sarah*

"Except you. I'ma knock you a different direction."

:cool:

I always wondered why Garland kidnapped the Princess.

For sex, of course. Why didn't I think of that.

metagloria
12-01-2014, 07:29 PM
"I, Garland, will knock you all down!"

*turns to Princess Sarah*

"Except you. I'ma knock you a different direction."

:cool:

I always wondered why Garland kidnapped the Princess.

For sex, of course. Why didn't I think of that.

Super hot time loop sex.