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Quindiana Jones
11-29-2014, 02:32 PM
You look hideous in photos, with that horrible creepy Chandler smile thing going on. Face it, you do. We all do. Don't pretend that you don't know. Ugh, photos. :roll2

My friend looks good in photos, though. Just before the shutter goes, he says "Penis" aloud to himself. And this, without fail, makes him smile a big genuine smile of real happiness. He always looks completely naturally happy.

Do you like having your picture taken? How do you stop yourself looking like a pervert?

escobert
11-29-2014, 02:56 PM
I'm not a big picture taking person. You can almost always tell I'm half smiling half just waiting for it to be over with.

Iceglow
11-29-2014, 03:02 PM
I just don't smile in pictures normally, I try to remain passively neutral looking. It doesn't work often. I look best in photos when I'm not aware they're being taken. For example the HMV My Inspiration poster done a few years ago as part of a staff project when I worked for the company was taken whilst I just sat outside having a smoke on lunch break.

blackmage_nuke
11-29-2014, 07:05 PM
I smile with my mouth closed instead of showing my teeth but thats how I normally smile anyway.

I dont like having my photo taken

Old Manus
11-29-2014, 08:27 PM
That guy sounds like a right whacky hoot.

Pheesh
11-30-2014, 12:34 AM
At one point when I was travelling around USA I was getting my picture taken so often that I developed this really awesome natural smile. A lot of it had to do with my general state of mind as well though, hard not to smile when you're standing in front of the Grand Canyon and stuff.

If I'm ever worried I haven't got a good smile in me then I'll just smile with my mouth closed, it looks genuine and pleasant enough.

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
11-30-2014, 02:07 AM
My friend looks good in photos, though. Just before the shutter goes, he says "Penis" aloud to himself. And this, without fail, makes him smile a big genuine smile of real happiness. He always looks completely naturally happy.

I am going to start doing this. Penis.

fire_of_avalon
11-30-2014, 02:20 AM
I don't like having my photo taken because I am not photogenic.

Night Fury
11-30-2014, 07:22 AM
For sombre pictures, SmittenKitten tells us all to 'imagine your cat died'

The picture comes out like this;

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Shauna
11-30-2014, 11:55 AM
I was tryin' so hard.

Lonely Paper Star
11-30-2014, 07:34 PM
I haaaaate having my picture taken most of the time. I don't like how I look.

Sephex
12-01-2014, 05:24 AM
I don't like the way I am in photos, especially when they are taken suddenly by other people. I have accepted the fact that I am a hefty fat asshole dude, but I swear everyone waits to take a photo of me until my face/body is at the precise moment where I look much bigger than I actually am. This sort of thing happened when I was skinny and/or at a reasonable weight years ago, so I know it's not just because I am bigger now. IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

Araciel
12-01-2014, 07:25 AM
I'm not very photogenic, but I don't really care one way or the other.

Fynn
12-01-2014, 07:30 AM
And here I though this thread was going to be about dick pics.

Shlup
12-01-2014, 07:33 AM
I don't like my smile. BJ and I both have that problem where you think you're smiling, but then you look at the picture and you just look pissed, so you try harder to smile and you just look fucked. I'm gonna try that penis trick though.

Araciel
12-01-2014, 07:38 AM
Pics with Santa where you use 'that penis trick' GO

Bubba
12-01-2014, 12:31 PM
A Penis to make you smile? Nah...

I have one that makes girls laugh though.

Shiny
12-02-2014, 05:28 PM
Maybe if you weren't born in the Fall you wouldn't have to worry about looking so creepy.

Spooniest
12-04-2014, 01:32 PM
Say "happiness" with a camp French accent. :D

I have many pictures of myself playing guitar, but otherwise, I don't have enough of a social life to where I'd ever appear in a lot of photos.

It must be nice to have friends. :(

Christmas
01-05-2023, 11:21 AM
Where is the Penis?

Dr. Acula
01-05-2023, 11:29 PM
This thread turned out far differently than I'd hoped.

Quindiana Jones
01-06-2023, 02:48 PM
Fun fact: Nearly a decade later and I still do this and it still works.

Quindiana Jones
01-06-2023, 02:50 PM
Where is the Penis?

Check your PMs.

Christmas
01-07-2023, 12:39 PM
Underwhelming

Quindiana Jones
01-07-2023, 09:17 PM
Underpromise, overdeliver.